Other than the obvious ones...."CUM, they told me pa RUMP pa puh FAP!" Any other good lifestyle specific Xmas carols? Here's one we found.
Damnit!
What Will Santa Clause Say
What Will Santa Clause Say
Aw c'mon all you Grinches. Not even a "Santa Clause is cummin'"? If you aren't good Swinger Clause will leave a used condom in your stockings!
I'd check the DNA, and maybe we'll get lucky and it will be Elvis's and we can sell it on ebay. After all that is what we asked Santa for Christmas this year.
...or pawn stars.
Rudoulph the Big Cock Reindeer....Had the biggest cock ever known....and if you ever it saw it would very surely grow!!!
I'm not sure bestiality is very Christmassy...unless it's like hot manger sex.