As in, lifestyle couple for hire.
Have you ever known anyone to do it? Would you hire a couple? What would you want/expect from them? What would you be willing to pay?
Interesting research, I'd love your opinions!
Have you ever known anyone to do it? Would you hire a couple? What would you want/expect from them? What would you be willing to pay?
Interesting research, I'd love your opinions!
You mean pay people to have sex? There's a word for that; oh what was it?
Looking for a new line of work, LADY? Interesting concept. Quite the niche market. Prolly gonna corner the bi dude market.
WOW!!!! Really???? Here we go. Now what's the name of this site Swingular????? (Interesting research) YEAH!!!
Never paid for it and never will when you have others that are willing come on....Geeezzzz
It's out there and Evildoers is absolutely correct about the single bi guy appeal. Just look at Craigslist and talk to any one of them about who their clients are (especially in other cities).
Except for paying for hotel or date, I dont think I could pay for sex, at least until I'm old. Then I will gladly. But sleeping with an escort is on my bucketlist. So maybe if the right offer popped up, just to check it off the list
We hired a couple to do cartwheels and were very disappointed. Not only were the cartwheels subpar but they wouldn't wear the expensive ferret costumes we had rented for them. Next time we're getting REAL gymnasts who are into yiffing. :-P
Never hired a couple but there is one on here and on craigslist and backpage and on.... that wants to be paid to WATCH them have sex... Yea right that's going to happen NOT!!! Oh and I have had guys offer their wifes for a "fee" while in chat. Come one really?
I would pay them to watch them have sex. But only if I could poke them with a sharp stick when they started getting lazy and complacent. I'm thinking minimum wage.
I want performance and hard core tiffing! And don't get me started on circus clowns and ponies. Just ask around.
Isn't non-sexual escorts what we call going out with our vanilla friends.
That's just SICK! I'm only into sex with circus midgets on ponies and the odd stuffed ferret. You know, main stream stuff.
You had me at feral...
I could ask my bishop if he's interested.
I think it would be a great idea. You're not paying for the sex, you're paying them to leave!! A couple that would leave, with no drama, no calling or texting or to find out when you're available again, and asking why you don't have time to meet them and their family for BBQ's etc etc. That would definitely be worth a couple hundred bucks. :P
Wow, we actually ARE a paid escort couple. Ya'll have probably not heard of us 'cause we're rather expensive and cater to the upper class. A half-eaten bagel, toe-nail lint, a box of raisins, a drink ... hey man, we don't just do this shit for free!
TWOFORPHUN wrote:PALS4FUN wrote:We can offer a day old english muffin and a zip lock baggie full of animal crackers.
Wow, we actually ARE a paid escort couple. Ya'll have probably not heard of us 'cause we're rather expensive and cater to the upper class. A half-eaten bagel, toe-nail lint, a box of raisins, a drink ... hey man, we don't just do this shit for free!
HOLY COW! I thought we were out of most folks price range but now I'm intimidated by your expectations. You're looking for the complete "Around the World" package, the "Full Meal Deal," the "Whole Enchilada," eh? Well OK, but you're gonna have to give us some time to store up enough energy for this undertaking. This is gonna require negotiation. Do we get the whole baggie of animal crackers at once, or only one at a time after each "Act?" You know, Pavlov style?
9696 wrote:I know, I know, pricey! Keep checking back, we just might have a holiday sale cummin up!
What a half eaten bagel?! Sorry but U2 are just out of my price range :-( lol
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:PALS4FUN wrote:We can offer a day old english muffin and a zip lock baggie full of animal crackers.
[quote=TWOFORPHUN][quote=PALS4FUN]Wow, we actually ARE a paid escort couple. Ya'll have probably not heard of us 'cause we're rather expensive and cater to the upper class. A half-eaten bagel, toe-nail lint, a box of raisins, a drink ... hey man, we don't just do this shit for free!
HOLY COW! I thought we were out of most folks price range but now I'm intimidated by your expectations. You're looking for the complete "Around the World" package, the "Full Meal Deal," the "Whole Enchilada," eh? Well OK, but you're gonna have to give us some time to store up enough energy for this undertaking. This is gonna require negotiation. Do we get the whole baggie of animal crackers at once, or only one at a time after each "Act?" You know, Pavlov style?
9696 wrote:I know, I know, pricey! Keep checking back, we just might have a holiday sale cummin up!
What a half eaten bagel?! Sorry but U2 are just out of my price range :-( lol
[/quote]Are the animal crackers the kind with the pink and white frosting and sprinkles? We only go upscale. Pink and white frosting with sprinkles denotes real class. [/quote]I'm not sure I would involve animals in this deal.....Think that would be WAY out of line in Utah, for sure!