Hello everyone,
I've just seen a website that posts Dumb Laws and thought some of you would like to know some of them.
I can't rightfuly print ALL of them so I'll take them by a state by atate bases. And since this site was orignated in Utah I'm going to start there. SOme of these aren't realy SEX laws, but they do deal either with women, men or couples.
Silly Utah Laws:
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
Those are State laws. The next ones are laws by individual countys or citys.
In Logan:
Women may not swear.
In Monroe:
Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.
In Ogden:
13-3-2: MOLESTING ANIMALS:
A. Unlawful: It shall be unlawful for any person to in any manner tease, annoy, disturb, molest or irritate an animal that is confined to the owner's property.
B. Exception: The provisions of subsection A of this Section shall not apply to animal services officers or law enforcement officers acting within the scope of their authority.
In Tremonton:
It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.
Florida has quite a few of them. Here are some.
Flordia State Laws:
One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.
Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.
Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
It is illegal to sell your children.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts. <---- This is a good one. But what if you kiss someone elses wife's breasts?
Now for laws by individual countys or citys.
In Big Pine Key:
It is illegal to molest a Key deer.
In Broward County:
Persons may not be "inappropriately attired" who work at hot dog stands. <------ Sorry guys, no selling hot dogs in your thongs...LOL.
In Daytona Beach:
The molestation of trash cans is banned. <------- I'm still woundering about this one.
In Pensacola:
A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.
In Sanford:
Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances.
In Satellite Beach:
Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex.
In Tampa:
Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
The sad part is that there is a reason why some of these laws were made. I'd like to know on a few of them.
If your woundering about your state let me know, I'll look it up.
I've just seen a website that posts Dumb Laws and thought some of you would like to know some of them.
I can't rightfuly print ALL of them so I'll take them by a state by atate bases. And since this site was orignated in Utah I'm going to start there. SOme of these aren't realy SEX laws, but they do deal either with women, men or couples.
Silly Utah Laws:
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
Those are State laws. The next ones are laws by individual countys or citys.
In Logan:
Women may not swear.
In Monroe:
Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.
In Ogden:
13-3-2: MOLESTING ANIMALS:
A. Unlawful: It shall be unlawful for any person to in any manner tease, annoy, disturb, molest or irritate an animal that is confined to the owner's property.
B. Exception: The provisions of subsection A of this Section shall not apply to animal services officers or law enforcement officers acting within the scope of their authority.
In Tremonton:
It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.
Florida has quite a few of them. Here are some.
Flordia State Laws:
One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.
Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.
Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
It is illegal to sell your children.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts. <---- This is a good one. But what if you kiss someone elses wife's breasts?
Now for laws by individual countys or citys.
In Big Pine Key:
It is illegal to molest a Key deer.
In Broward County:
Persons may not be "inappropriately attired" who work at hot dog stands. <------ Sorry guys, no selling hot dogs in your thongs...LOL.
In Daytona Beach:
The molestation of trash cans is banned. <------- I'm still woundering about this one.
In Pensacola:
A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.
In Sanford:
Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances.
In Satellite Beach:
Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex.
In Tampa:
Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
The sad part is that there is a reason why some of these laws were made. I'd like to know on a few of them.
If your woundering about your state let me know, I'll look it up.
Wow...I had fun reading these to Dawn.
How about Washington DC and Maryland/Virginia?
Thanks!
Art
How about Washington DC and Maryland/Virginia?
Thanks!
Art
Would love to hear about Wisconsins dumb laws, I know we have alot of them
Ok, in our great state of Maryland.
State Laws:
Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.
City and County Laws:
Baltimore (County):
No person who is a "tramp" or "vagrant" shall loiter in any park at any time.
Baltimore City:
You may not curse inside the city limits. <----- Yeah, ok.
Cumberland: <----- my neck of the woods.
It is illegal to use profane language on a playground.
Rockville:
Persons may not swear while on the highway.
That's about it for Maryland. Not much as far as "sexual" laws, except for the oral sex part. My wife was depresed to hear that one...LOL.
As for D.C.:
Technically D.C. isn't a state. So I'd guess it would either fall under Maryland, or Virginia Law.
Now for Virginia Laws:
State Laws:
Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
You may not have oral or anal sex.
It is illegal to tickle women.
City and County Laws:
Norfolk:
A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere.
Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.
Prince William County:
It is illegal to cuss about another.
Stafford County:
It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm. < ------ I wouldn't try this one.
Waynesboro:
It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.
Now for the state of WisconSIN:
State Laws:
Condoms were considered an obsene article and had to hidden behind the pharmacist's counter.
The state definition of rape stated that it was a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife.
It is illegal to kiss on a train.
It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.
City and Cunty Laws:
Brookfield:
Tattooing is illegal unless it is done for medical purposes.
Kenosha:
No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public. <---- No bonea in Kenosha...LOL.
La Crosse:
It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window. <----- I wounder about live people though?
Milwaukee:
If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.
Racine:
Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man.
St. Croix:
Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public. <----- What color is YOUR lip stick?
That about does it for those states.
Hey, I'm not making these thing up. These laws realy exist.
State Laws:
Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.
City and County Laws:
Baltimore (County):
No person who is a "tramp" or "vagrant" shall loiter in any park at any time.
Baltimore City:
You may not curse inside the city limits. <----- Yeah, ok.
Cumberland: <----- my neck of the woods.
It is illegal to use profane language on a playground.
Rockville:
Persons may not swear while on the highway.
That's about it for Maryland. Not much as far as "sexual" laws, except for the oral sex part. My wife was depresed to hear that one...LOL.
As for D.C.:
Technically D.C. isn't a state. So I'd guess it would either fall under Maryland, or Virginia Law.
Now for Virginia Laws:
State Laws:
Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
You may not have oral or anal sex.
It is illegal to tickle women.
City and County Laws:
Norfolk:
A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere.
Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.
Prince William County:
It is illegal to cuss about another.
Stafford County:
It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm. < ------ I wouldn't try this one.
Waynesboro:
It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.
Now for the state of WisconSIN:
State Laws:
Condoms were considered an obsene article and had to hidden behind the pharmacist's counter.
The state definition of rape stated that it was a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife.
It is illegal to kiss on a train.
It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.
City and Cunty Laws:
Brookfield:
Tattooing is illegal unless it is done for medical purposes.
Kenosha:
No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public. <---- No bonea in Kenosha...LOL.
La Crosse:
It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window. <----- I wounder about live people though?
Milwaukee:
If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.
Racine:
Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man.
St. Croix:
Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public. <----- What color is YOUR lip stick?
That about does it for those states.
Hey, I'm not making these thing up. These laws realy exist.
Wow! No oral sex! I am glad that we moved out of Maryland to DC!!
I already thought that there were too many laws back here!
Thanks for posting,
Art and Dawn
I already thought that there were too many laws back here!
Thanks for posting,
Art and Dawn
In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. (Where do you think all the stories of "the one that got away" came from?)
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you, or holding you in his arms.
Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown - if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!)
In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!
The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job - for men only - called a corset inspector.)
However, in Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car in investigate.
Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.
In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in.
For those in Florida a special law prohibits a single, divorced or widowed woman from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. (I guess that date to go skydiving is out.)
Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio - a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"
It is illegal to howl at ladies within the city limits in Mobile Alabama.
Women may not wear a 'lewd dress' in public. (Is that a color?)
It's also illegal in Alabama for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock Arkansas may result in a 30-day jail term.
In Colorado keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited. (Who needs a clean house anyway?)
It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex.
Nor is it legal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep. (Well, arrest Prince Charming!)
In Connecticut it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
No "private sexual behavior between consentual adults" (does this mean it's okay if it is public?)
While in Delaware alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time. (I've known people who can't dance drunk or sober)
Meanwhile, if you're on the beach for a romantic evening, be sure not to lay down as one may not lay down on the beach at night.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. (Why not? Are you jealous?)
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. While this law may seem stupid, in the past several years there have been actual cases due to officers being called onto a scene and catching the perpetrators "in the act"!!
It is considered an offense to shower naked. (Conserve water and do your laundry at the same time.)
Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor. (None of those droll long walks along the beach!)
Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing". (What about the guys?)
In Illinois a man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
A man's female companion shall call him "master" while out on a date. The law does not apply to married couples. (Let's not go there..... )
All bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. (Excuse me?)
Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar in Indiana. (I guess an Italian dinner before the show is out)
Men in Iowa with moustaches may never kiss a woman in public.
Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.
If you are in Kansas one can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone. (What about heavy breathing?)
When your lover spends the night in Michigan, be sure you have all your bedroom windows locked if they snore. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.( Now you know why the off duty sign is flashing. *S*)
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
Two people may not kiss in front of a church.
No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.
It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.
No man is allowed to have relations with his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
It is also illegal to sleep naked.
In the state of Mississippi adultery or fornication (living together while not married or having sex with someone you are not married to) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her.
It is unlawful for anyone to have sex in public. (What about two people?)
In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone.
Nevada men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women. (What is this issue about moustaches?)
Cross-dressing is illegal in New Jersey, and no one may annoy someone of the opposite sex. (Yes, it;s always annoying when a guy looks better than me in a dress!)
In New Mexico It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Idiots may not vote. (I guess that's why so many run for office)
It's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in. (Gives new meaning to the words "take out" and "delivery".)
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting in New York. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a walk. (Well if he doesn't look at someone attractive, he's dead! Who wants a dead man?)
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town. (What happened to equal rights?)
If one wishes to bathe in the city limits, they must be clothed in a "suitable bathing suit". (Does your "birthday suit" count?)
Not ready for mariage? Use your own names in North Carolina. If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person. (How do you know if you don't ask?)
Cross-dressing is against the law. (Why? Is it considered false advertising or something?)
It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
While in Oklahoma, it is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits. (okay, so only make good vibrations)
Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel. (There went strip poker as a fun idea.)
It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date if you are in Tennessee. (Does that include Leap Year and Sadie Hawkins day?)
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (The red flag makes it easier to see which one is him.)
Limit your accessories in Texas, up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six "adult novelty products".
It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands. (No comment)
Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary in Utah. (Who can tell with the lights off?)
If one is not married, it is illegal for that person to have sexual relations.
It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed. (Yes guys that means YOU sleep on the couch!)
Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.
West Virginia if an Unmarried couple who live together and "lewdly associate" with one another, you may face up to a year in prison.
Any person who commits adultery shall be fined at least twenty dollars.(Is this legal prostitution if you pay the court the fine?)
Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse. (Does this include whistling at men for women firefighters?)
Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man. (Can we walk down a private street then?)
It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. (Where do you think all the stories of "the one that got away" came from?)
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you, or holding you in his arms.
Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown - if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!)
In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!
The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job - for men only - called a corset inspector.)
However, in Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car in investigate.
Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.
In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in.
For those in Florida a special law prohibits a single, divorced or widowed woman from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. (I guess that date to go skydiving is out.)
Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio - a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"
It is illegal to howl at ladies within the city limits in Mobile Alabama.
Women may not wear a 'lewd dress' in public. (Is that a color?)
It's also illegal in Alabama for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock Arkansas may result in a 30-day jail term.
In Colorado keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited. (Who needs a clean house anyway?)
It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex.
Nor is it legal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep. (Well, arrest Prince Charming!)
In Connecticut it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
No "private sexual behavior between consentual adults" (does this mean it's okay if it is public?)
While in Delaware alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time. (I've known people who can't dance drunk or sober)
Meanwhile, if you're on the beach for a romantic evening, be sure not to lay down as one may not lay down on the beach at night.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. (Why not? Are you jealous?)
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. While this law may seem stupid, in the past several years there have been actual cases due to officers being called onto a scene and catching the perpetrators "in the act"!!
It is considered an offense to shower naked. (Conserve water and do your laundry at the same time.)
Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor. (None of those droll long walks along the beach!)
Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing". (What about the guys?)
In Illinois a man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
A man's female companion shall call him "master" while out on a date. The law does not apply to married couples. (Let's not go there..... )
All bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. (Excuse me?)
Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar in Indiana. (I guess an Italian dinner before the show is out)
Men in Iowa with moustaches may never kiss a woman in public.
Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.
If you are in Kansas one can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone. (What about heavy breathing?)
When your lover spends the night in Michigan, be sure you have all your bedroom windows locked if they snore. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.( Now you know why the off duty sign is flashing. *S*)
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
Two people may not kiss in front of a church.
No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.
It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.
No man is allowed to have relations with his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
It is also illegal to sleep naked.
In the state of Mississippi adultery or fornication (living together while not married or having sex with someone you are not married to) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her.
It is unlawful for anyone to have sex in public. (What about two people?)
In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone.
Nevada men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women. (What is this issue about moustaches?)
Cross-dressing is illegal in New Jersey, and no one may annoy someone of the opposite sex. (Yes, it;s always annoying when a guy looks better than me in a dress!)
In New Mexico It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Idiots may not vote. (I guess that's why so many run for office)
It's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in. (Gives new meaning to the words "take out" and "delivery".)
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting in New York. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a walk. (Well if he doesn't look at someone attractive, he's dead! Who wants a dead man?)
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town. (What happened to equal rights?)
If one wishes to bathe in the city limits, they must be clothed in a "suitable bathing suit". (Does your "birthday suit" count?)
Not ready for mariage? Use your own names in North Carolina. If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person. (How do you know if you don't ask?)
Cross-dressing is against the law. (Why? Is it considered false advertising or something?)
It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
While in Oklahoma, it is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits. (okay, so only make good vibrations)
Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel. (There went strip poker as a fun idea.)
It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date if you are in Tennessee. (Does that include Leap Year and Sadie Hawkins day?)
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (The red flag makes it easier to see which one is him.)
Limit your accessories in Texas, up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six "adult novelty products".
It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands. (No comment)
Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary in Utah. (Who can tell with the lights off?)
If one is not married, it is illegal for that person to have sexual relations.
It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed. (Yes guys that means YOU sleep on the couch!)
Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.
West Virginia if an Unmarried couple who live together and "lewdly associate" with one another, you may face up to a year in prison.
Any person who commits adultery shall be fined at least twenty dollars.(Is this legal prostitution if you pay the court the fine?)
Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse. (Does this include whistling at men for women firefighters?)
Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man. (Can we walk down a private street then?)
Well lets see..................
Colorado:
Altho there are quite a few silly laws such as "Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight" in Sterling. There are only a few "sexual" laws. ANd I beleve Wild-Horse covered them. But those laws were confined to the citys or towns such as...........................
Logan County:
It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
Durango:
It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex.
Alamosa:
Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited. <------ I guess that means it's couples only parties in Alamosa. Sorry about that single guys (and gals for that matter).
Colorado:
Altho there are quite a few silly laws such as "Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight" in Sterling. There are only a few "sexual" laws. ANd I beleve Wild-Horse covered them. But those laws were confined to the citys or towns such as...........................
Logan County:
It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
Durango:
It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex.
Alamosa:
Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited. <------ I guess that means it's couples only parties in Alamosa. Sorry about that single guys (and gals for that matter).
how about good ole oklahoma what kind of silly laws do we have? im sure we have a few of them...
I heard a lot of "good laws here" but none from Tennessee and I know we have some also. Could you out up the webb site or e-mail it to me please. I know there is to many to reprint all
Thanks for the laughs
Thanks for the laughs
For our friends in Tennessee
You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
Hollow logs may not be sold.
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.
Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.
Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.
No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.
No person shall in time of peace be required to perform any service to the public on any day set apart by his religion as a day of rest.
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
The definition of "dumb animal" includes every living creature.
Interracial marriages are illegal.
Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.
It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.
Skunks may not be carried into the state.
You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
Hollow logs may not be sold.
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.
Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.
Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.
No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.
No person shall in time of peace be required to perform any service to the public on any day set apart by his religion as a day of rest.
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
The definition of "dumb animal" includes every living creature.
Interracial marriages are illegal.
Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.
It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.
Skunks may not be carried into the state.
For our friends in Alabama
City Laws in Alabama
AnnistonYou may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.AuburnNo person may spit on the floor of a church
It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area.
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
Huntsville
If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.
Lee County
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Mobile
Women may not wear a 'lewd dress' in public.
No one may use a 'funk ball' within the city limits.
Bathing in city fountains is prohibited.
No person within the city may possess confetti.
It is illegal to spit orange peels on the sidewalk.
'Spray String' is banned.
Most locales do not have this problem, but Mobile found it necessary to ban bicycles from the interstate highways.
If one wishes to read palms in the city, they must first pay $10 for a permit.
It is illegal to howl at ladies within the city limits.
It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.
Montgomery
It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
City Laws in Alabama
AnnistonYou may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.AuburnNo person may spit on the floor of a church
It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area.
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
Huntsville
If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.
Lee County
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Mobile
Women may not wear a 'lewd dress' in public.
No one may use a 'funk ball' within the city limits.
Bathing in city fountains is prohibited.
No person within the city may possess confetti.
It is illegal to spit orange peels on the sidewalk.
'Spray String' is banned.
Most locales do not have this problem, but Mobile found it necessary to ban bicycles from the interstate highways.
If one wishes to read palms in the city, they must first pay $10 for a permit.
It is illegal to howl at ladies within the city limits.
It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.
Montgomery
It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
For our friends in Alaska
Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
City Laws in Alaska
Anchorage
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
For all you would-be pranksters out there, it is illegal to string a wire across any road.
Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.
Fairbanks
It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Haines
A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license.
Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves.
Juneau
Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.
Nome
One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows.
Soldotna
Persons may not allow "attractive nuisances" to exist.
Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
City Laws in Alaska
Anchorage
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
For all you would-be pranksters out there, it is illegal to string a wire across any road.
Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.
Fairbanks
It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Haines
A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license.
Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves.
Juneau
Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.
Nome
One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows.
Soldotna
Persons may not allow "attractive nuisances" to exist.
For our friends in Oklahoma
It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.
Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.
It's statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she's a virgin.
Tattoos are banned.
It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
Clinton
Molesting an automobile is illegal.
Schulter
Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.
It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.
Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.
It's statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she's a virgin.
Tattoos are banned.
It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
Clinton
Molesting an automobile is illegal.
Schulter
Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.
For our friends in Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
Hmmm... I got boggled by the number of Florida laws I've apparently broken. In addition to some of the "more obvious ones", I have appeared in public in a strapless evening gown - as part of a joke to benefit charity.
"But officer! I didn't KNOW it was *illegal*!" LOL
Is it OK because it had *one* strap?
Beard
"But officer! I didn't KNOW it was *illegal*!" LOL
Is it OK because it had *one* strap?
Beard
In Oregon
It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
Solution
Yell it out... Let the world know what you are doing
It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
Solution
Yell it out... Let the world know what you are doing
Kentucky??
Wild horse we herew in tennessee thank you but know I must hide my wife she has broken the oral law so many time she would get life and that would suck to LOL
Sorry SATIN_CPL_2003
Only 2 sex laws in Kentcky for you to break... Fort Thomas - Dogs may not molest cars and Owensboro - one may not receive anal sex
Only 2 sex laws in Kentcky for you to break... Fort Thomas - Dogs may not molest cars and Owensboro - one may not receive anal sex
Wild Horse wrote:
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> Only 2 sex laws in Kentcky for you to break... Fort Thomas - Dogs may
> not molest cars
I'd like to see that! How can a dog molest a car?
> and Owensboro - one may not receive anal sex
So it's okay to GIVE it?
Well, I guess that clears things up for Kentucky...
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> Only 2 sex laws in Kentcky for you to break... Fort Thomas - Dogs may
> not molest cars
I'd like to see that! How can a dog molest a car?
> and Owensboro - one may not receive anal sex
So it's okay to GIVE it?
Well, I guess that clears things up for Kentucky...
Is there a link where we can look up all these dumb laws ?
http://www.dumblaws.com
LOL OK I've seen a dog molest a car.......... One time when I was parked in front of our local little grocery store (small town Utah) Two dogs jumped out of the bed of a truck and landed on the vinyl roof of the car next to the truck, they were fornicating LOL.... boy did they scratch up that vinyl way too funny...