Title said it all, can't seem to find mine let alone name "IT"
Found most of this trash at http://www.urbandictionary.com/
Found most of this trash at http://www.urbandictionary.com/
Sausage Sisters
The sisterly bond that is formed when two or more females have sex with the same male, thus making them "sausage sisters'.
The sisterly bond that is formed when two or more females have sex with the same male, thus making them "sausage sisters'.
smashed rat
Slang for the mons pubis and outer labia. Refers to the striking similarity the vagina has to carnage.
i gotta trim this shit before he bites my smashed rat
Slang for the mons pubis and outer labia. Refers to the striking similarity the vagina has to carnage.
i gotta trim this shit before he bites my smashed rat
wangworthy
adj. used to describe a woman who you would have no problems having sex with. This is no way conotates attractiveness, just whether or not you would, while sober, have sex with her.
-I hooked-up last night.
-Was she wangworthy?
OK I found them in the urban dictionary.
adj. used to describe a woman who you would have no problems having sex with. This is no way conotates attractiveness, just whether or not you would, while sober, have sex with her.
-I hooked-up last night.
-Was she wangworthy?
OK I found them in the urban dictionary.
We jokingly named my penis Stanley. There was a bit by Andrew Dice Clay years ago, "yeah I named my cock Stanley, as in power tools...Ohh!"
Lots of men name it but I personally don't see the need. If you name it you might want to tattoo it at some point. Ouch!!
But I guess if have to name it, the name should reflect how it works. Start off with something like Sir Everhard and as you get older you can rename it to Mr. Limpy.
But I guess if have to name it, the name should reflect how it works. Start off with something like Sir Everhard and as you get older you can rename it to Mr. Limpy.
The Incredib
If you wanna be slightly more flattering you could switch to "The Incredible Mr. Limpet"?? dunno what would be incredible about a limp noodle. it just sounded more amusing to me. lulz
SUGARSANDSPICE wrote:
Lots of men name it but I personally don't see the need. If you name it you might want to tattoo it at some point. Ouch!!
But I guess if have to name it, the name should reflect how it works. Start off with something like Sir Everhard and as you get older you can rename it to Mr. Limpy.
If you wanna be slightly more flattering you could switch to "The Incredible Mr. Limpet"?? dunno what would be incredible about a limp noodle. it just sounded more amusing to me. lulz
my own slang for sex outside marriage is to call it sextracurricular activities.
Psycho - because his two closest friends are nuts.
Expecting sex on first meetings - sexpectations
Gabriel's trumpet - blow it and you'll go to Heaven.
CARRIERMANANDGEEKGIRL
not golden so that won't work
Need one for wife also, snapper comes to mind, every time I bring sex us it snaps shut tight.
Man if this post don't die before she comes home I'm dead.
not golden so that won't work
Need one for wife also, snapper comes to mind, every time I bring sex us it snaps shut tight.
Man if this post don't die before she comes home I'm dead.
How about the purple headed yogurt slinger minster!
Mr. Happy...
herbie as in the love bug
Eric-Shawn:
Eric-Shawn just showed up for a work out.
Eric-Shawn just showed up for a work out.
Taco Belle
For Wifes
Lock Box, because I can't find the key.
Lock Box, because I can't find the key.
Mr. Happy works for me.
One-eyed trouser snake is an oldie but goodie.