A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The
teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then
little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on
a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple
scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is
married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the
one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little BILLY
replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I
like your thinking."
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The
teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then
little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on
a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple
scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is
married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the
one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little BILLY
replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I
like your thinking."