It's so easy to flirt online make dates and even just make hook ups but how do you flirt offline? Or with someone not in the lifestyle?
I have never been good at flirting or dating I dont know how to do it.
So I have a very cute new neighbor and I would love to use him for sex but how do I go about doing so?
I have never been good at flirting or dating I dont know how to do it.
So I have a very cute new neighbor and I would love to use him for sex but how do I go about doing so?
I love to be playful, but when I have a desire I simply say it 
I have thought about it just going up to him and saying. "Hi I think your cute and would love to have some no commitment sex with you a few times before i move.... ?"
NASTY4U2 wrote:
Just stare at the tits. If she is flattered, then go for the kill. If offended. Find a new pair to stare at. lol
He doesnt have tits but he does have nice pecks and crazy sexy blue eyes.
Need to talk to joann she just has a way of getting cpl and singles to come on to her all i can tell is she smiles give them a little skin and next thing you know there buying her drinks and dancing shit i cant even flirt on line
I like to keep a few jokes at the ready, and a little whisper of what you'd like to do is always hot!
The eyes, bashful smiles, carefully placed innuendos and then just lean in and whisper what you'd love to do to him 
For all you know, he may be thinking the same things about you.
A woman once made the first move with me by saying:
"This is kind of embarrasing, but, I had a wet dream about you the other night - and now I can't sleep until I do something about it".
It worked.
A woman once made the first move with me by saying:
"This is kind of embarrasing, but, I had a wet dream about you the other night - and now I can't sleep until I do something about it".
It worked.
it is A LOT easier for me to flirt online... but usually in person I'll flirt once the initial shyness/bashfulness barrier has been overcome... being goofy kinda helps lighten the mood as well... lets everyone relax a little bit. 
you should just say.... " hey ive seen you looking at me " or " do you come here often " that should get the wheels a turnin
if that doesnt work i usually walk around air humping like a german shepard that always gets a positive response !!!!
Just strike up a generic conversation. Or just go introduce itself.. neighbors do that all the time. And if he is interested and knows what he is doing he should keep the conversation going
I suddenly wish I had neighbors. Anyone have a fantasy for a potential renter at the neighbors house that wants to get a feel on/for the local sexy neighbor? I just realized I do!
Bake him a homemade batch of cookies. They say "a way to a man's heart is through his stomach". Oh wait, you said you just wanted him for sex. Just be confident and go introduce yourself. Unless he's dumber than a box of rocks, I'm sure he'll get the impression you are interested.
The Mrs.
Oh wait, you said you just wanted him for sex. Just be confident and go introduce yourself. Unless he's dumber than a box of rocks, I'm sure he'll get the impression you are interested.The Mrs.
start up a conversation then flash him this...
Not sure how the houses are laid out, but I'm sure if he saw you naked through the window a few times, you wouldn't have to worry.
HE would approach YOU.
HE would approach YOU.
Want some help tag teaming him?
Well if he is getting eye strain looking down the low cut blouse you are wearing then you ask him if he likes what he sees. Of course he will say yes, so then you ask him if he would like to see more? From there I am sure the party is on! Lot's of luck.
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:
Want some help tag teaming him?
You can come over and OOOgle him with me.. Its fun when he takes his shirt off to mow.
ALINEEDISU wrote:
It's so easy to flirt online make dates and even just make hook ups but how do you flirt offline? Or with someone not in the lifestyle?
I have never been good at flirting or dating I dont know how to do it.
So I have a very cute new neighbor and I would love to use him for sex but how do I go about doing so?
the misses here... I have the same problem... I don't know how to flirt in real life and I'm socially retarded, so I can't even talk to guys who I find attractive. I recently met a very hot guy who I want to use for sex and I can't work up the courage to talk to him... lol
ying-yang being direct is no flaw.my wife is very sexually direct and i find that to be very sexxxy.
LUVHUGE wrote:
ying-yang being direct is no flaw.my wife is very sexually direct and i find that to be very sexxxy.
I have to live next to him for the next few months I worry about what people think of me too. I am very shy so i dont know if i could go with the direct way.
I am much like Tall Guy I am super shy at parties but people dont really walk up to me and talk to me. Maybe its because i am a girl and they think I am there with someone or its because I put off a dont fuck with me air. (that i dont mean I just make that face lol)
Try this one.."I am not that good at analog flirting. Please give me your Cell# so I can sit here and text or sext you till we find some common ground" LOL!
Two words:
EYE CONTACT
EYE CONTACT
I will try the eye contact thing. He may be interested in mr he did spend a hour or so talking to my today I loaned him my pump for spraying lawns. So when I get it back should I bring welcome to the neighborhood wanna fuck cookies?
ALINEEDISU wrote:Invite him to watch a video and have a beer with ya. If he says "yes", then it's a good indication. If he says "no", don't waste any more energy on it. Good luck.
I will try the eye contact thing. He may be interested in mr he did spend a hour or so talking to my today I loaned him my pump for spraying lawns. So when I get it back should I bring welcome to the neighborhood wanna fuck cookies?
I quit drinking though... I do have beer in the house I just cant drink it. but I might try that this weekend if he is around he travels for a lot.
ALINEEDISU wrote:Nothing says you can't get him buzzed and start working your mojo. LOL
I quit drinking though... I do have beer in the house I just cant drink it. but I might try that this weekend if he is around he travels for a lot.
PEBBLEROCK wrote:ALINEEDISU wrote:Nothing says you can't get him buzzed and start working your mojo. LOL
I quit drinking though... I do have beer in the house I just cant drink it. but I might try that this weekend if he is around he travels for a lot.
I dont know that I have any mojo until I am naked and fucking a guy then well..... I drive the boys crazy.
problem is I have been wearing my going looking for a job clothing the last week so he still hasn't seen my amazing bust line. lol.
ALINEEDISU wrote:
... should I bring welcome to the neighborhood wanna fuck cookies?
Yes but make them penis and pussy shaped.
invite him over, get him a lil tipsy, then pull the naked woman. when he goes to the bathroom, get naked. when he comes back, he'll get naked too.
UTCPLLOOKIN wrote:
invite him over, get him a lil tipsy, then pull the naked woman. when he goes to the bathroom, get naked. when he comes back, he'll get naked too.
If it worked on HIMYM, it will work in real life right? lol.
just tell him that you no longer drink and have some left over beer in your fridge and wanted to know if he wouldn't mind drinking it for you... while watching a video... when he comes over have a porno in the dvd player... lol
Aask him if he's seen a particular movie (choose one you're fairly confident he hasn't seen).
Then, tell him you just rented it, and would he like to come over tonight and watch it with you.
If he says yes - run out and rent it.
Then, tell him you just rented it, and would he like to come over tonight and watch it with you.
If he says yes - run out and rent it.
ALINEEDISU wrote:UTCPLLOOKIN wrote:
invite him over, get him a lil tipsy, then pull the naked woman. when he goes to the bathroom, get naked. when he comes back, he'll get naked too.
If it worked on HIMYM, it will work in real life right? lol.
That's the theory. lol. It would work on me.
7 words: "Hey baby, get in my windowless van." 60% of the time, it works everytime.
Also, I've been known to use non-verbal communication and offer her two tickets to an exclusive gun-show.
Also, I've been known to use non-verbal communication and offer her two tickets to an exclusive gun-show.
The best one that worked on me was....I had a neighbor who came over to my house to borrow a cup of sugar. We were both in the kitchen and after a few minutes, she dropped her dress and was stark naked and yes, it worked. Its one of those fond memories I still think about ocassionally.
For us flirting offline usually involves a lot of texting/ sexting. Chat room talking, yahoo webcamming, etc. We have fun with everything we do.
CARRIERMANANDGEEKGIRL wrote:
Aask him if he's seen a particular movie (choose one you're fairly confident he hasn't seen).
Then, tell him you just rented it, and would he like to come over tonight and watch it with you.
If he says yes - run out and rent it.
This is what i am going to do. He is out of town right now but i think when he gets back I will download a movie and see if he and his kids want to come over and maybe watch The New Muppet movie.
Make lots of eye contact...lingering a little longer when he notices you looking at him. Winking with a mischievous smile seems to work for me. Wear a necklace and play with the pendant.. this will draw his eyes to your cleavage...or so I have been told.. teehee
I don't know that I can give you and secrets...even though my names Flirty blue eyes...lol maybe someone who has been on the receiving end of my flirtation will give better input...haha good luck and be yourself!!
I don't know that I can give you and secrets...even though my names Flirty blue eyes...lol maybe someone who has been on the receiving end of my flirtation will give better input...haha good luck and be yourself!!