Yeah... we've heard it all... more than once... yet there is humor here.
LMAO!!!! Soo True, LOVE IT!! :P
This is brilliant and totally hilarious!!!!! LOVE IT! LMAO!
Guilty as charged! Lol.
I laughed the whole way through......thanks for sharing!!!!!
Are you a squirter? Lmao
Are you a squirter? Lmao
That was funny as hell 
HAHAHAH!!! Our two faves --"I'm only bi when I drink." And -- "Next time let's start before 4 in the morning." Loved it!! 
Thanks for the laugh!!
Thanks for the laugh!!LMFAO, that is funny as hell! And really, how many times do you here many of those comments at parties?
UCANTTOUCHMYMONKY, Swingy the Swing, oh my god that was awesome!
Everyone of those points they made we have heard and said ourselves lol. Makes this life grand!!!
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Before 4am is so true. We've left several parties that started at 6 or 7 where nothing was going on by midnight only to hear about how everyone got naked around 12:15. Some of us old folks just don't handle late nights very well.