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When everyone talks about wanting a "unicorn" but when it comes down to it, it's all talk
OMG Issue, how could we forget the elusive "unicorn"? LOL! Thank you so much. We think it's "hilarious" that couples look for them when in all reality, we usually end up in FFM and other group scenarios by the end of the night. We just love the jeallous husbands (NOT!) that won't let his woman play with another man, BUT, it's perfectly OK for him to play with another woman. Think those couples really need to read the "swinger etiquete" section (and about a million others views) on the fact that behavior like that "will not be tolerated" during a play session. Sorry, but I'm all for, "whatever you're doing to my wife, I will be doing to yours" rule of thumb. Of course we don't have problems doing MMF, FFM while someone holds the camera. ;o) It's all kewl, because they will get their turn to have fun while someone else holds the camera. We are an "equal opportunity couple" in this lifestyle, meaning EVERYONE has fun or NO ONE has fun. ;o) Once again Issue, thanks for your reply! 
Nice post, although we violate one or these...lol. 1). we have closeup of genitals, and 2). She doesnt like face pics on profile, since being in a smaller community that definately would not approve of such activity......we had one situation where a guy recognized her and told her ex, then kept hitting on her xpecting she would be wanting and wiling to be with him, just because she w.....as on this site and another..... : )
Thanks for the reply Happy. We really do "respect" the discrete issue some may have. What we don't understand is when couples contact you and they STILL don't provide face pics of both of them. This can get rather annoying to say the least. We feel it is "fair" when we can see you and you can see us. After all, this is an "adult", "sex" site, so of course genital pics are acceptable. We want couples to get to know US first, not our genitals. You'll get plenty of that stuff after we like what we see and when we start playing together. It's just one of our preferences. Everyone has them. We just really don't know how couples can tell another couple they will sleep with them with just ONE pic of them! LOL! The more power to them I guess. We hope that you guys have better luck and stay away from those people that should be minding their own business. Cheers!
How about, when couples put down "Single Males: yes" but then 4 lines later you see in capital letters, NO SINGLE MALES!! 
I've seen this more than a few times now
I've seen this more than a few times nowWe noticed that too Jeff. LOL! We've also noticed that a very few percentage of people even answer the simple "yes/no/maybe" questions. Once again, this shows us that they have something to hide. Definite red flag for us! 
( Good luck to ya buddy, I know you have your work cut out for you on a swinging site. As long as you're one of the very few "respectable" single males on here, we're glad to hear from you. We wish you the best Jeff. Cheers!
( Good luck to ya buddy, I know you have your work cut out for you on a swinging site. As long as you're one of the very few "respectable" single males on here, we're glad to hear from you. We wish you the best Jeff. Cheers!You know face pics, can be put into private pics...
My fave is the friend request with no note, or ever even replying to an email, AFTER they sent or OK'd a friend request.
I read a post on here and one said; "I clear them out" so we did too. If we have not chatted in a few months we hit the delete button. What? Is this facebook to collect as many as friends as you can? You know, friends you could not get a can beans from, if you were starving. LOL
My fave is the friend request with no note, or ever even replying to an email, AFTER they sent or OK'd a friend request.
I read a post on here and one said; "I clear them out" so we did too. If we have not chatted in a few months we hit the delete button. What? Is this facebook to collect as many as friends as you can? You know, friends you could not get a can beans from, if you were starving. LOL
Welcome to Swingular. It is nice to see new faces and an honest profile. From your pictures and if you were closer it would be considered.
There are lots of things about folks that I will never understand either.
We all know what a 10 is supposed to look like in this society. So I would like to know why personality is almost always inversely proportional to those looks. I most often find that a 10 is really a 2 when you get to know them. A one or a two most often rises by the same rule of thumb.
I don
There are lots of things about folks that I will never understand either.
We all know what a 10 is supposed to look like in this society. So I would like to know why personality is almost always inversely proportional to those looks. I most often find that a 10 is really a 2 when you get to know them. A one or a two most often rises by the same rule of thumb.
I don
SUGARSANDSPICE wrote:
Oh, I understand no face pick for some but really now. Do people think what the male looks like does not matter at all?
I agree, but I am more than willing to show my face and entire body on cam to let people know what I look like. I think this is better than pictures. I've run into WAY too many people online who are significantly different than their pictures.
We totally agree with you Sugarand spice. Overall, why sell yourselves short (hell, I'm already 5' 4"!!!!! LOL) in your profiles? Your profile is a reflection of YOU...the couple or single. It just goes to show you that people aren't willing to put up on their profile what they are willing to look for in others....very little. We can tell a LOT by reading a profile that is well written and won't have to ask them the same questions that are conveniently provided by this site. ) Seriously, why do people hide behind a profile? It's easy...because they can! People can be one way on here and a complete different way in person. Which is why I (the male) do all the weeding. I would never subject my beautiful wife to even think about going on any swing site without a thorough cleansing. LOL! I find the couples, she verifies the looks, either yay or nay, and we go from there. Maybe I'm trying to understand WHY some people are the way they are simply by writing about it in these forums. Seriously, we've been on sights where we DON'T actually look for hot couples to play with some nights, we look on there to see which profiles are hilarious and most pathetic! hehehehe LOL! Try it sometime, it's a fun filled night in with your sweetheart and you don't even have to go anywhere. Just click away and laugh. LOL! We once saw a profile with a lady with a paper bag over her face! Now was she trying to make a point or what? LOL Take care SugarandSpice, seems like most of this website is from Utah...I think we're MOVING SOMETIME SOON! hehehehe LOL! Cheers!
) Seriously, why do people hide behind a profile? It's easy...because they can! People can be one way on here and a complete different way in person. Which is why I (the male) do all the weeding. I would never subject my beautiful wife to even think about going on any swing site without a thorough cleansing. LOL! I find the couples, she verifies the looks, either yay or nay, and we go from there. Maybe I'm trying to understand WHY some people are the way they are simply by writing about it in these forums. Seriously, we've been on sights where we DON'T actually look for hot couples to play with some nights, we look on there to see which profiles are hilarious and most pathetic! hehehehe LOL! Try it sometime, it's a fun filled night in with your sweetheart and you don't even have to go anywhere. Just click away and laugh. LOL! We once saw a profile with a lady with a paper bag over her face! Now was she trying to make a point or what? LOL Take care SugarandSpice, seems like most of this website is from Utah...I think we're MOVING SOMETIME SOON! hehehehe LOL! Cheers!Confused, though I am honestly knew to this lifestyle and a website that is for all of this,. People show their junk on pictures, but there seems to be a warning saying not to. Whats up with that??
HANDM wrote:
You know face pics, can be put into private pics...
My fave is the friend request with no note, or ever even replying to an email, AFTER they sent or OK'd a friend request.
I read a post on here and one said; "I clear them out" so we did too. If we have not chatted in a few months we hit the delete button. What? Is this facebook to collect as many as friends as you can? You know, friends you could not get a can beans from, if you were starving. LOL
Yes HANDM, you can do that, but we want to see faces "before" accepting a friend request. We see no problem "attatching" a face pic of both of them in their email prior to the friend request. This works for us. We think FB and swing sites are a dangerous combinations. I deleted my FB account the day I joined a swing site. The two don't mix well if you know what I mean? As far as the collection of "friends" goes, we are only friending people that we would actually consider hooking up with on a play date. Some look for just friends, pic trading or even web caming only. We respect that. All we ask is that you respect our reason why we're on here. To find kewl people on here and meet and swing with them. We feel ya when it comes to people not replying to messages or vanishing into thin air. We look at it as an "easy" weed out, we don't hear from you, you will disappear on our end as well. LOL! We've heard horror stories where it takes some couples "years" to actually meet??? Let me put it to everyone this way, I might not be here "tomorrow" let alone two years from now! LOL! We live each day like it were our last...to the fullest!
) Carpe Diem! Thanks HANDM, best of luck on the site! )SPITTIN_FLAMES wrote:
Confused, though I am honestly knew to this lifestyle and a website that is for all of this,. People show their junk on pictures, but there seems to be a warning saying not to. Whats up with that??
Hey SF, how are you? I think the rules state that you cannot have a DEFAULT pic that is distasteful (closeups, action or animals to name a few). Basically, you can put as many closeups and action shots as you want in even your PUBLIC pic folder.
) They just don't want the pic (default pic) showing up in any search that one might have. Which is the one reason why I quit AFF. We felt the site didn't have any class or standards. Some people want to see that stuff and we are a couple that DOES NOT want to see it in pictures. We want to see it in PERSON. Providing that we like the faces and clothed body pics. ;o) If you have any specific questions, I'm sure the admins of the site will be able to help you out. They also have a "FAQ'S" section that you might be able to find your own answers to common questions. Give it a try, you'd be surprised what you might find. Example...we had no idea what the little red numbers meant under someone's profile meant. We found out that those numbers represent the number of pictures you have in your public and personal galleries. ) Learn about the site and what it has to offer, and make it work for you...smarter. ) Good luck SF! Cheers!JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:SUGARSANDSPICE wrote:
Oh, I understand no face pick for some but really now. Do people think what the male looks like does not matter at all?
I agree, but I am more than willing to show my face and entire body on cam to let people know what I look like. I think this is better than pictures. I've run into WAY too many people online who are significantly different than their pictures.
Jeff, we wish there were more of you on the site. ;o) We feel that once the communication starts, and once cell phones numbers are given out, pics can be traded on a needed basis. Seriously though, we would find it an integrity issue if someone showed up to the house or on a play date that was 20 pounds or more than what they said they were. First impressions people, don't lie and just BE YOURSELF. There is someone for everyone on these sites. One of my personal pet peves is makeup! I know women prefer to wear it and all, it's just when they try to cover up natural beauty, it really takes away their natural image. I'm talking the Tammy Faye Baker type that CAKES it on layer after layer. I've seen less makeup on the "Walking Dead" walkers than I have seen in pics before. LOL! The GUY however, can wear all he wants! hehehehehe! Besides, Candy will be playing with him anyway...not like I'm gonna have to look at him all night. LOL! Sorry to hear Jeff, that you've run into this problem. Hope you find some people on here with integrity and be a WYSIWYG type person. We have new photo shoots every MONTH just to stay current. We want our couples to be HAPPY and not SHOCKED when they meet us. Besides, being someone else on here and different in person could make the play date a very short one. We're talking, get back in your car and go home and THANKS for lying to us. Never lower your standards for anyone. We have our pride and know who the hell we are. Just wish everyone else did. LOL! Good luck Jeff! Cheers!
- When Rush's song "The Body Electric" references more profiles "1-0-0" (those little red numbers in a profile search) on Swingular than there are cell phones in Japan. LOL
* This one is dedicated to all those true Rush fans out there *
** The song is from their 1984 album "Grace Under Pressure" **
* This one is dedicated to all those true Rush fans out there *
** The song is from their 1984 album "Grace Under Pressure" **
YING-YANG wrote:ISSUE152 wrote:Older out of touch male half here. Please educate me on the term " unicorn "
When everyone talks about wanting a "unicorn" but when it comes down to it, it's all talk
Unicorn - Slang for a single, generally bi-sexual female that participates in the lifestyle. Referred to as a "unicorn" because they are so rare.
Unicorn>>>> hell I thought a unicorn was a horny horse.
Wow, didnt know they were so rare! Guess we have had some good luck then, lol.
According to legend, only a virgin can ride a unicorn. Maybe that's why they're so rare. They only come around virgins.
When the female portion of the profile says...Anal play-NO. Anal sex-NO. Double Penetration-YES. Hmmmm now I'm really confused.
When a profile says "NO DRAMA", and within 10 minutes of meeting them you look at your spouse like you've just met Dr Jekyll and Mrs Hyde.
When the profile says...Protection Required-YES. But the pictures show an entirely different perspective of that answer. Are they talking about seatbelts, or maybe it's an invisible spray-on barrier? I'll have to research that one.
And one of my favorites...When a profile says "send us a message if you wanna chat or have any questions and we'll get back with you". But months after they read your message, you find yourself looking out the window for a Pony Express rider just wondering exactly HOW they planned to respond. LOL. Are we really that hideous? Oh well, it's back under the bridge where we belong.
When a profile says "NO DRAMA", and within 10 minutes of meeting them you look at your spouse like you've just met Dr Jekyll and Mrs Hyde.
When the profile says...Protection Required-YES. But the pictures show an entirely different perspective of that answer. Are they talking about seatbelts, or maybe it's an invisible spray-on barrier? I'll have to research that one.
And one of my favorites...When a profile says "send us a message if you wanna chat or have any questions and we'll get back with you". But months after they read your message, you find yourself looking out the window for a Pony Express rider just wondering exactly HOW they planned to respond. LOL. Are we really that hideous? Oh well, it's back under the bridge where we belong.
OVIEDOBOY1 wrote:
We always love when peeps hit us up and expect us to meet them but they cannot find a way
open thier cam so we can at least verify they are a real couple.
They think were just gonna drop what were doing and dash off down the road
to meet them for a drink not knowing if they are a real couple.They must
be kidding or stupid or both.They can purchase a PC,swing site membership,intranet service,printer,
photo printer,PC external speakers,wireless mouse and a corvette but have not thought about spending $20 on a cam.Yeah-right!
Hello!! It's a swing site!
amen, or when they can't show me their face even though they've seen MINE on cam. Yeah, fantastic!
PEBBLEROCK wrote:
When the female portion of the profile says...Anal play-NO. Anal sex-NO. Double Penetration-YES. Hmmmm now I'm really confused.
When a profile says "NO DRAMA", and within 10 minutes of meeting them you look at your spouse like you've just met Dr Jekyll and Mrs Hyde.
When the profile says...Protection Required-YES. But the pictures show an entirely different perspective of that answer. Are they talking about seatbelts, or maybe it's an invisible spray-on barrier? I'll have to research that one.
And one of my favorites...When a profile says "send us a message if you wanna chat or have any questions and we'll get back with you". But months after they read your message, you find yourself looking out the window for a Pony Express rider just wondering exactly HOW they planned to respond. LOL. Are we really that hideous? Oh well, it's back under the bridge where we belong.
The "Pony Express"???? Hell Hon, we thought it was a CARRIER PIGEON!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahaha
OVIEDOBOY1 wrote:
We always love when peeps hit us up and expect us to meet them but they cannot find a way
open thier cam so we can at least verify they are a real couple.
They think were just gonna drop what were doing and dash off down the road
to meet them for a drink not knowing if they are a real couple.They must
be kidding or stupid or both.They can purchase a PC,swing site membership,intranet service,printer,
photo printer,PC external speakers,wireless mouse and a corvette but have not thought about spending $20 on a cam.Yeah-right!
Hello!! It's a swing site!
LOL! Hilarious...but you left out one thing Hon....the 1.21 JIGAWATT amplifier for the flux capacitor!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha! Just kidding, your post ROCKED!
WOWMAMA69 wrote:well you are friends with me.... lol theres luck right there!
Wow, didnt know they were so rare! Guess we have had some good luck then, lol.
jk you guys are great,