We are starting an elite group of horse-dicked men for women who crave truck loads of meat. If you are a single woman, or you are the spouse of an inadequate man, we have the answer for you. All of our men are packing heat. In general terms if the average male is a .22 caliber pistol, these guys are the Desert Eagle .50 caliber action express!!
If your pussy has been robbed the satisfaction of a real stretching or you feel like your husband or boyfriend gets on you, only to toss his hot dog down your hallway, then maybe our men of meat can help you out. The men in our group are so large that some of our present female members have blacked out, fainted, seen Mr. Ed's spirit while fucking, had multiple orgasms, and some have even shook hands with God right in the middle of the act.
If you are a single male and have a cock that looks like a Louisville Slugger and a Coke can had a baby and named it dick, then apply within. There are nasty, cock hungry little sluts wanting to take you for a ride.
Warning: Huge penises can cause permanent damage to your wife or significant others desire to go back to Vienna. Some women have left their partner permanently after getting laid properly. If using men from our group, fuck at your own risk.
If your pussy has been robbed the satisfaction of a real stretching or you feel like your husband or boyfriend gets on you, only to toss his hot dog down your hallway, then maybe our men of meat can help you out. The men in our group are so large that some of our present female members have blacked out, fainted, seen Mr. Ed's spirit while fucking, had multiple orgasms, and some have even shook hands with God right in the middle of the act.
If you are a single male and have a cock that looks like a Louisville Slugger and a Coke can had a baby and named it dick, then apply within. There are nasty, cock hungry little sluts wanting to take you for a ride.
Warning: Huge penises can cause permanent damage to your wife or significant others desire to go back to Vienna. Some women have left their partner permanently after getting laid properly. If using men from our group, fuck at your own risk.
Dam, I guess that leaves me out. I am only a 45 Colt and can
Just thought this would make a funny post with all of the "Elite" groups trying to start up. Of course it's not real. Unless there are some women out there looking to join.. LOL
I am sooo looking for the XXl experience!!! Any men that qualify please let us know. XXOO Jackie
UTHOTCPLEXTREME wrote:Dimmit !! And I spent all that time worrying about not being able to join.
Just thought this would make a funny post with all of the "Elite" groups trying to start up. Of course it's not real. Unless there are some women out there looking to join.. LOL
Are you looking for cuckolds with tiny penises too, to be your servants? (Yes, I have a 0.5 inch penis, this is why I'm posting) I'm sorry, I rounded up. 0.05 inch. There.
JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:Sorry...that's a different elite group.
Are you looking for cuckolds with tiny penises too, to be your servants? (Yes, I have a 0.5 inch penis, this is why I'm posting) I'm sorry, I rounded up. 0.05 inch. There.
Damn. Well, looks like I get to start my own! SWEET!! I'm gonna be a leader! I'M GONNA BE AWESOME!
There already is such a group. Believe it or not!
Mav
Mav
Damn...well....I'll go beg them for entry.
JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:
Damn...well....I'll go beg them for entry.
Sorry, meant there already is a Big Cock Club.
But you can petition for entry. Maybe they need some help. lolMav
Where would I find this Big Cock Club???
Indeed. Where is this BCC??
Does 8" buy me into this litte swarayee..?