We were re-telling an old story to some lifestyle friends recently and thought it'd make a good post. One night a few years ago we're playing around in bed and things start to heat up. She decides it's been awhile so she tells me to lay back and that she wants me to relax and enjoy a nice hand job. She puts some KY in her hand and I lay back against the pillows and headboard at a 45 degree angle. She's working her magic for awhile and I decide I want to come. I told her I was about to and she gripped me a little harder and squeezed just right, I don't know how exactly she did it but she had just the right angle, and the squeeze had made the pressure build to the point that when she let go of my cock to start pumping it out, it shot out of me with about 500 PSI......right up into my eye LMAO!. The next 2 seconds lasted an eternity! As I'm dripping out of my own left eye and I grab a towel we look at each other and our eyes have an entire conversation as I try to figure out WTF just happened and she's trying to process whether I'm going to be pissed, or laugh hysterically. After the 2 second standoff, we both start to smile realizing how funny it was, we burst into 15 minutes of the hardest side-splitting laughter we'd had in awhile.
Ah, ha - a new variation on the "cream pie" eh?
Bet ya never thought you would need safety glasses in the sack did ya?
So to date our funnest/funniest experienced went something like this: We were at a lifestyle takeover hanging out in the pool one morning when out of no where my shy wife points out a couple and says what do you think 
We quickly end up back in our room with the couple and start getting very naughty...I have the wife over sitting on the bar not realizing how wet she had gotten I let go of her hips and stepped back for only to see her slide off the bar right on to the floor, that was just the start. A that point we decided to go join our spouses over on the bed. As we approached my wife looked up and said switch! As I began to walk around to her side of the bed the other man in the room kindly removed his condom and tossed it aside. Unfortunately aside was directly in the path of my freshly shaved head. What an ideal landing spot for a freshly used condom, all we could do is laugh as I gently peeled it from the back of my head......Of course we didn't let a little thing like that slow us down. We ended up Laughing and fucking resulting in one of our best experiences yet... But were always looking to top it, minus the condom to the side of any ones head. 
We quickly end up back in our room with the couple and start getting very naughty...I have the wife over sitting on the bar not realizing how wet she had gotten I let go of her hips and stepped back for only to see her slide off the bar right on to the floor, that was just the start. A that point we decided to go join our spouses over on the bed. As we approached my wife looked up and said switch! As I began to walk around to her side of the bed the other man in the room kindly removed his condom and tossed it aside. Unfortunately aside was directly in the path of my freshly shaved head. What an ideal landing spot for a freshly used condom, all we could do is laugh as I gently peeled it from the back of my head......Of course we didn't let a little thing like that slow us down. We ended up Laughing and fucking resulting in one of our best experiences yet... But were always looking to top it, minus the condom to the side of any ones head. The funniest experience I have been through was back with an ex girlfriend one night I was goi g down on her. We were on vacation with my family, and they were in the next room. So I'm down doing my business, and for a second while I was catching my breath, apparently some air had gotten trapped inside and made its escape. First time I've seen or heard this....for a second I'm askin myself "did that just talk to me?", so I pause and wait for whether things are ok... She busted up laughing as did I. My parents were trying to figure out what show we were watching...