WEST VIRGINIA
Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.
Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.
The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff
Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.
Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.
The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff
Lake Wales, FL Couple Made and Sold Porn at Home, Arrest Report Says
THE LEDGER
LAKE WALES | Kimberly Kupps began the weekend by logging onto Twitter and greeting her 672 followers: "morning fellow tweeters happy Friday..."
But the day wouldn't end happily for Kupps, a name that Polk County deputies say is the porn-video persona of Lake Wales resident Theresa Taylor.
She and her husband, Warren Taylor, were jailed Friday night after a deputy spent three months investigating porn videos the couple made at home and sold online, arrest reports say.
Theresa Taylor was set to be released Saturday night after posting $7,500 bail. Warren Taylor remained jailed.
The Polk County Sheriff's Office began investigating Theresa Taylor, 55, in March after receiving tips that she was making and distributing porn from her home at 926 S. Lakeshore Blvd., her arrest report said.
An investigator paid the initial $19.95 membership fee to her website, kimberlykupps.com, where he found videos of Theresa Taylor having sex with men and women, as well as offering some of the clothes she wore in the videos for sale.
The investigator downloaded six videos, burned them to CDs and allowed County Judge Reinaldo Ojeda to review them. On April 7, Ojeda ruled the videos were obscene material under state law.
The investigator also noted in the arrest report several messages sent by Theresa Taylor through her Twitter account since June. In one, Taylor said she had finished filming a porn video at her home with a "good looking male subject from Italy."
During questioning, Warren Taylor, 58, said he filmed the videos downloaded by the investigator and uploaded them for sale on the website clips4sale.com. The husband said the couple made an average of $700 monthly for the past four months.
Warren Taylor was booked on six counts each of wholesale promotion of obscene material and distribution of obscene material, a misdemeanor.
Theresa Taylor was booked on six counts each of selling obscene material and distributing obscene material, both misdemeanors. She was also charged with the felony wholesale promotion of obscene material.
THE LEDGER
LAKE WALES | Kimberly Kupps began the weekend by logging onto Twitter and greeting her 672 followers: "morning fellow tweeters happy Friday..."
But the day wouldn't end happily for Kupps, a name that Polk County deputies say is the porn-video persona of Lake Wales resident Theresa Taylor.
She and her husband, Warren Taylor, were jailed Friday night after a deputy spent three months investigating porn videos the couple made at home and sold online, arrest reports say.
Theresa Taylor was set to be released Saturday night after posting $7,500 bail. Warren Taylor remained jailed.
The Polk County Sheriff's Office began investigating Theresa Taylor, 55, in March after receiving tips that she was making and distributing porn from her home at 926 S. Lakeshore Blvd., her arrest report said.
An investigator paid the initial $19.95 membership fee to her website, kimberlykupps.com, where he found videos of Theresa Taylor having sex with men and women, as well as offering some of the clothes she wore in the videos for sale.
The investigator downloaded six videos, burned them to CDs and allowed County Judge Reinaldo Ojeda to review them. On April 7, Ojeda ruled the videos were obscene material under state law.
The investigator also noted in the arrest report several messages sent by Theresa Taylor through her Twitter account since June. In one, Taylor said she had finished filming a porn video at her home with a "good looking male subject from Italy."
During questioning, Warren Taylor, 58, said he filmed the videos downloaded by the investigator and uploaded them for sale on the website clips4sale.com. The husband said the couple made an average of $700 monthly for the past four months.
Warren Taylor was booked on six counts each of wholesale promotion of obscene material and distribution of obscene material, a misdemeanor.
Theresa Taylor was booked on six counts each of selling obscene material and distributing obscene material, both misdemeanors. She was also charged with the felony wholesale promotion of obscene material.
HAVE A BEER
Great ad for Coor's Light.
A single guy (apparently not LDS) lived in this townhouse for 8 years in Ogden, Utah.
The landlord thought he was the best renter because he never called or complained and was never late on a rent payment!
These pictures don't even come close to what it really looked like.
Century 21 Realty had already moved some of the cans out, and
they had caved in the tunnels that the renter had made to get to
the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen. All this, yet you still do not
see any dust, scattered clothing, or dirty dishes anywhere?
Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a
very clean, organized person. Add to this, the fact that he was
concerned about his health, proven by the fact that he drank 'Light' beer.
Beer cans by the tens of thousands - mountains of cans burying the furniture.
The water and heat were shut off, apparently on purpose by the tenant, who
evidently drank Coors Light beer exclusively for the eight years he lived there.
There was an estimated 70,000 beer cans in the townhouse. To accumulate that
amount of cans, the resident must have consumed an average of 24 beers a day
for the 8 years of his tenancy!
Aluminum scrap value estimated at $10K!
Great ad for Coor's Light.
A single guy (apparently not LDS) lived in this townhouse for 8 years in Ogden, Utah.
The landlord thought he was the best renter because he never called or complained and was never late on a rent payment!
These pictures don't even come close to what it really looked like.
Century 21 Realty had already moved some of the cans out, and
they had caved in the tunnels that the renter had made to get to
the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen. All this, yet you still do not
see any dust, scattered clothing, or dirty dishes anywhere?
Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a
very clean, organized person. Add to this, the fact that he was
concerned about his health, proven by the fact that he drank 'Light' beer.
Beer cans by the tens of thousands - mountains of cans burying the furniture.
The water and heat were shut off, apparently on purpose by the tenant, who
evidently drank Coors Light beer exclusively for the eight years he lived there.
There was an estimated 70,000 beer cans in the townhouse. To accumulate that
amount of cans, the resident must have consumed an average of 24 beers a day
for the 8 years of his tenancy!
Aluminum scrap value estimated at $10K!
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haha, Im not buying the scrap value of 10K... so lets assume that this was posted during the period of time when aluminum scrap cans was at it highest over the last 5 years = 1.25/lb (thanks google) thats 8000 lbs of cans. now take the fact that an empty beer can weighs .57 ounces per can (thanks again google) 8000*16/.57 = 224,561. if indeed it was at the highest price its been, and it was worth over 10k, that would have been ~77 cans of beer per day, every day, for the entire 8 years... 
so say there were over 70000 cans, so lets say 70256 cans, it would have only been worth $3128.59..
so say there were over 70000 cans, so lets say 70256 cans, it would have only been worth $3128.59..and for the fun of it, lets just say that it was 70000 cans, 2916 cases of beer, seems like a case of Coors is about 16$ here in Idaho, and assuming it took him 8 years to do it, scaled at ~1.5% inflation rate (that may be low). that is 239.5 cases of beer a year (counting leap years, there would have been at least two) take inflation into account and the first year would have cost him $3523.04, and the last would have been $3891.79. add it all up and it is $29,652.47
Coors Light... haha! That's quite a lot of cans of water. 
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD - I NEVER INTENDED FOR IT TO BE A MATH TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, smarty pants - how many hangovers does that factor out to? lol
OK, smarty pants - how many hangovers does that factor out to? lol
Haha, that's easy... Zero! I think you have to sober up at some point to get a hangover
Missouri strip clubs and other sexually themed businesses must abide by a 2010 state law that banned nudity, alcohol and touching between scantily clad employees and customers, the state Supreme Court ruled Tuesday.
The court in a unanimous decision rejected claims from the adult entertainment industry that Missouri's law infringed on free expression rights and was passed in violation of legislative procedures. Instead, it ruled that legislators justifiably cited public health, welfare and safety concerns in restricting the operation of such businesses.
The ruling marked a long-sought victory for conservative lawmakers, who have tried for years to limit the sexually themed businesses that have proliferated along the state's main highways and in some cities. The state Supreme Court struck down a similar 2005 state law because it was attached to an unrelated bill about drunken driving.
As a result of Tuesday's ruling, "Missouri now retains one of the toughest and most comprehensive laws regulating sex shops and strip clubs of any state in the nation," Joe Ortwerth, executive director of the Missouri Family Policy Council, said in an email to supporters. He added: "We praise God for this tremendous victory."
Dick Bryant, an attorney for the affected business owners and employees who challenged the law, said he was considering an appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court.
"We believe the decision is a major erosion of rights of free expression afforded under the constitutions of Missouri and the United States," he said in an email to The Associated Press.
The 41-page opinion by the state Supreme Court affirms the decision of a Cole County judge, who had refused a request to block the law from taking effect on Aug. 28, 2010.
The Missouri law applies to strip clubs, adult video and book stores and other businesses of a sexual nature. It bans full nudity, alcohol, anyone younger than 18 and touching between semi-nude employees and customers. To ensure strippers are off-limits, the law requires semi-nude employees to remain on a stage at least 18 inches high and at least 6 feet from customers. The law also requires sexually oriented businesses to stay closed between midnight and 6 a.m., and it prohibits closed-door viewing booths for pornographic movies, requiring that patrons remain within the clear view of employees.
The state Supreme Court rejected the lawsuit's contention that the restrictions were aimed at free speech. Instead, the court cited wording from the legislation stating that the restrictions were intended to promote the health, safety and general welfare of the public by limiting the negative societal effects associated with such businesses, including crime, prostitution, the spread of diseases, drug use and urban blight.
The court in a unanimous decision rejected claims from the adult entertainment industry that Missouri's law infringed on free expression rights and was passed in violation of legislative procedures. Instead, it ruled that legislators justifiably cited public health, welfare and safety concerns in restricting the operation of such businesses.
The ruling marked a long-sought victory for conservative lawmakers, who have tried for years to limit the sexually themed businesses that have proliferated along the state's main highways and in some cities. The state Supreme Court struck down a similar 2005 state law because it was attached to an unrelated bill about drunken driving.
As a result of Tuesday's ruling, "Missouri now retains one of the toughest and most comprehensive laws regulating sex shops and strip clubs of any state in the nation," Joe Ortwerth, executive director of the Missouri Family Policy Council, said in an email to supporters. He added: "We praise God for this tremendous victory."
Dick Bryant, an attorney for the affected business owners and employees who challenged the law, said he was considering an appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court.
"We believe the decision is a major erosion of rights of free expression afforded under the constitutions of Missouri and the United States," he said in an email to The Associated Press.
The 41-page opinion by the state Supreme Court affirms the decision of a Cole County judge, who had refused a request to block the law from taking effect on Aug. 28, 2010.
The Missouri law applies to strip clubs, adult video and book stores and other businesses of a sexual nature. It bans full nudity, alcohol, anyone younger than 18 and touching between semi-nude employees and customers. To ensure strippers are off-limits, the law requires semi-nude employees to remain on a stage at least 18 inches high and at least 6 feet from customers. The law also requires sexually oriented businesses to stay closed between midnight and 6 a.m., and it prohibits closed-door viewing booths for pornographic movies, requiring that patrons remain within the clear view of employees.
The state Supreme Court rejected the lawsuit's contention that the restrictions were aimed at free speech. Instead, the court cited wording from the legislation stating that the restrictions were intended to promote the health, safety and general welfare of the public by limiting the negative societal effects associated with such businesses, including crime, prostitution, the spread of diseases, drug use and urban blight.