Being the sarcastic asshole that I am (being a SM grants me the "asshole" part of the title), I find it only appropriate to post my topic here in the open...and not on the booty call list. But, to be serious for just a minute here, I am in SLC for the evening and I am most definitely looking to do something fun and exciting. That usually means playing video games and jerking off to animated breasts. However, if there is anyone that wishes to meet up for whatever reason be it to grab a drink or 2, to fuck mermaids on a boat, or just for purposes of fucking each other, please..don't hesitate to send me a message. Yes I know it is only Monday but what better way to start off the week than to find a watering hole, get a drink, maybe get it on, watch someone else get it on or what have you. Single ladies and couples welcome! I'll also consider orgies, masturbation parties, and just about anything else short of gay stuff on my part. -J 
WOW?
You really took that other post way to far. You being older then myself, I would think you would have learned to let things roll off your back a little quicker. I hope this post won't create a new I'm a huge asshole because I'm a SM post, it really makes you look bad. Good luck to you man.
Mr.
You really took that other post way to far. You being older then myself, I would think you would have learned to let things roll off your back a little quicker. I hope this post won't create a new I'm a huge asshole because I'm a SM post, it really makes you look bad. Good luck to you man.
Mr.
OMG. Yep, some people took *this* post too seriously. LOL Either that or I just get your humor and personality JD.
Anyway, hope you aren't too bored! And give a girl more warning next time. I owe you dinner remember.
xox
Tammy
Anyway, hope you aren't too bored! And give a girl more warning next time. I owe you dinner remember.
xox
Tammy
Lol! Yes..hence why in the title of this post i made sure to use the word "sarcastic" lol. I have a feeling this doesnt hurt any chances I may have b/c if you cant decipher sarcasm and humor from sincerity, then I would rather not have their company lol. And yea..i actually forgot u offered me a meal didnt ya! I will have to take u up on that sometime for sure!
Im just kidding around musicmakers I mean, parts of this post are true but yea, its just my sarcastic blabber i feel the need to post when i see stupid shit people post on here occasionally whining and crying about this or that
I mean, parts of this post are true but yea, its just my sarcastic blabber i feel the need to post when i see stupid shit people post on here occasionally whining and crying about this or that OK...
Thank god, or what ever. We hoped that would be the case, sorry for we missed the point. Not on our head but in our paints. We thought you were really pissed at the other post. We need to do our hair bigger so we get it next time. LOL
Thank god, or what ever. We hoped that would be the case, sorry for we missed the point. Not on our head but in our paints. We thought you were really pissed at the other post. We need to do our hair bigger so we get it next time. LOL
HAHA! Its just my humor. Its ok, many take it as me being an asshole. In many cases, I may be just that but on forums and internet in general, I dont get pissed at people to a point that I feel the need to be an asshole. I do that enough day to day without having to hide behind a computer doing it lol.
Sad part is my post holds some truth...the part about video games...thats what Im doing right now although, I am not masturbating to animated breasts...yet..lol
JDTRUCKA66 wrote:
Sad part is my post holds some truth...the part about video games...thats what Im doing right now although, I am not masturbating to animated breasts...yet..lol
My judgements upon you are pending.... what video game did you play?
HELLO_KITTY12984 wrote:JDTRUCKA66 wrote:
Sad part is my post holds some truth...the part about video games...thats what Im doing right now although, I am not masturbating to animated breasts...yet..lol
My judgements upon you are pending.... what video game did you play?
DonkeyKong? oh shit, never mind, Kitty is too young to know what the hell I'm even talking about!!
FUN4MWF wrote:HELLO_KITTY12984 wrote:
[quote=JDTRUCKA66]Sad part is my post holds some truth...the part about video games...thats what Im doing right now although, I am not masturbating to animated breasts...yet..lol
My judgements upon you are pending.... what video game did you play?
DonkeyKong? oh shit, never mind, Kitty is too young to know what the hell I'm even talking about!!
[/quote]har har har. i've played the original donkey kong and just about every other DK that got released.
HELLO_KITTY12984 wrote:FUN4MWF wrote:
[quote=HELLO_KITTY12984][quote=JDTRUCKA66]Sad part is my post holds some truth...the part about video games...thats what Im doing right now although, I am not masturbating to animated breasts...yet..lol
My judgements upon you are pending.... what video game did you play?
DonkeyKong? oh shit, never mind, Kitty is too young to know what the hell I'm even talking about!!
[/quote]har har har. i've played the original donkey kong and just about every other DK that got released.
[/quote]I bet she has a better line on the animated breasts too. LOL
MUSICMAKERS wrote:HELLO_KITTY12984 wrote:
[quote=FUN4MWF][quote=HELLO_KITTY12984][quote=JDTRUCKA66]Sad part is my post holds some truth...the part about video games...thats what Im doing right now although, I am not masturbating to animated breasts...yet..lol
My judgements upon you are pending.... what video game did you play?
DonkeyKong? oh shit, never mind, Kitty is too young to know what the hell I'm even talking about!!
[/quote]har har har. i've played the original donkey kong and just about every other DK that got released.
[/quote]I bet she has a better line on the animated breasts too. LOL[/quote]
shhh. no giving away my secrets. people will start trying to thieve my anime porn stash.
oh sorry I'll shut up now.
MUSICMAKERS wrote:
oh sorry I'll shut up now.
lulz.
HELLO_KITTY12984 wrote:MUSICMAKERS wrote:
oh sorry I'll shut up now.
lulz.
Smacks
C&A
MUSICMAKERS wrote:HELLO_KITTY12984 wrote:
[quote=MUSICMAKERS]oh sorry I'll shut up now.
lulz.
Smacks
C&A[/quote]
hey! that hurts! see if i'll share my anime boobs with you now! *sulks in the corner*
HELLO_KITTY12984 wrote:MUSICMAKERS wrote:
[quote=HELLO_KITTY12984][quote=MUSICMAKERS]oh sorry I'll shut up now.
lulz.
Smacks
C&A[/quote]
hey! that hurts! see if i'll share my anime boobs with you now! *sulks in the corner*
[/quote]It wasn't even that hard? I can't help it we just like to play rough! We bite too, if your into that sort of thing?
MUSICMAKERS wrote:HELLO_KITTY12984 wrote:
[quote=MUSICMAKERS][quote=HELLO_KITTY12984][quote=MUSICMAKERS]oh sorry I'll shut up now.
lulz.
Smacks
C&A[/quote]
hey! that hurts! see if i'll share my anime boobs with you now! *sulks in the corner*
[/quote]It wasn't even that hard? I can't help it we just like to play rough! We bite too, if your into that sort of thing?[/quote]
depends on how hard you're biting.
HELLO_KITTY12984 wrote:MUSICMAKERS wrote:
[quote=HELLO_KITTY12984][quote=MUSICMAKERS][quote=HELLO_KITTY12984][quote=MUSICMAKERS]oh sorry I'll shut up now.
lulz.
Smacks
C&A[/quote]
hey! that hurts! see if i'll share my anime boobs with you now! *sulks in the corner*
[/quote]It wasn't even that hard? I can't help it we just like to play rough! We bite too, if your into that sort of thing?[/quote]
Not ant harder then you'll let me.
depends on how hard you're biting.
[/quote]MUSICMAKERS wrote:
not any harder than you'll let me
sounds like fun to me then.
but only if i get to play video games first. I'm in I'll just rade the cartoon porn stash and jerk off.
I'm in I'll just rade the cartoon porn stash and jerk off.
Ask Kitty. She can tell you I'm always cooking something. LOL
However I need to warn you I don't do Donkey Kong. At least I think I don't. We have a Wii, Xbox 360, and a PS3. I have 100 games and truthfully I have no idea what we play. I lose quickly so I can escape and my kids think it's cool that they beat mommy.
But I do keep a stocked liquor cabinet.
However I need to warn you I don't do Donkey Kong. At least I think I don't. We have a Wii, Xbox 360, and a PS3. I have 100 games and truthfully I have no idea what we play. I lose quickly so I can escape and my kids think it's cool that they beat mommy.
But I do keep a stocked liquor cabinet.
Lol..u guys are too funny! I was too lazy to jerk off to the game. I was playing Dantes Inferno so they were mostly like..demon boobs and creatures with boobs. Although, I'd be lying if I said I wasnt just a little curious about some of that s&m stuff. Maybe it fits in that category? Lol. Also, since porn movies knock off hollywood movies, there is a market for porn video games too.. We may have stumbled onto something here! What about a game called Titty Kong? I think it has game of the year potential :P
I got stuck at the very first boss of that game. No matter what I did or what tutorial I read, I could not beat that guy. lulz.
Play Bayonetta. She gets fully naked if you combo high enough.
Play Bayonetta. She gets fully naked if you combo high enough.
S&M stuff? That was just a nibble and a hand full of ass. A loves it when I tie her up and have my way, so long as I'm not nice about it! Titty Kong sounds like a game even I would play. Don't tell the kids that Shhh! How do you play?
HELLO_KITTY12984 wrote:
I got stuck at the very first boss of that game. No matter what I did or what tutorial I read, I could not beat that guy. lulz.
Play Bayonetta. She gets fully naked if you combo high enough.
Ya Bayonetta is a cool game too! I think Im at the end of Dante's though. You thought the first boss was hard, I been trying to beat Lucifer since yesterday LOL!
MUSICMAKERS wrote:
S&M stuff? That was just a nibble and a hand full of ass. A loves it when I tie her up and have my way, so long as I'm not nice about it! Titty Kong sounds like a game even I would play. Don't tell the kids that Shhh! How do you play?
I havent thought that far ahead yet. I just thought it sounded cool LOL.
JJLM wrote:
.......If I draw smiley faces on my boobs and show them, does that mean they're watching animated breasts? Or do I have to shake them too?
At least jump up and down on video tape. The rest of us will keep hitting repeat, like on the controller.