I went to Home Depot to buy a light switch. I needed one unit that had two switches. One of the switches controlled a light while the other shared control of another light with another switch across the room.
I walk down the electronics aisle and the resident expert comes over to me. "Finding everything OK Sir?" he asks. He, and I, were not ready for my answer.
"I'm looking for a dual with a single on top and a 3-way on the bottom. And it has to be black."
Anyone else have some good home improvement store humor?
Mav
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I walk down the electronics aisle and the resident expert comes over to me. "Finding everything OK Sir?" he asks. He, and I, were not ready for my answer.
"I'm looking for a dual with a single on top and a 3-way on the bottom. And it has to be black."
Anyone else have some good home improvement store humor?
Mav
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i saw some nice carpet, and said.........I'd lay that 
Let alone all the "wood" jokes.
**Holding out two scrap pieces of lumber** "Excuse me, is anyone here willing to nail me?"
**Holding a shop vac** "Excuse me, do you have anything that sucks better than this?"
**Same shop vac** "Excuse me, Do you know where I could get a longer hose?"
**Holding improperly matched hardware items** "Can you help me, My bolt seems too small to screw in the hole"
**Fun4MWF approaches a particularly attractive sales associate** Can you direct me to the condom isle?
Yes, these are lame, but at least I gave it a shot!!
**Holding a shop vac** "Excuse me, do you have anything that sucks better than this?"
**Same shop vac** "Excuse me, Do you know where I could get a longer hose?"
**Holding improperly matched hardware items** "Can you help me, My bolt seems too small to screw in the hole"
**Fun4MWF approaches a particularly attractive sales associate** Can you direct me to the condom isle?
Yes, these are lame, but at least I gave it a shot!!
FUN4MWF wrote:
**Holding out two scrap pieces of lumber** "Excuse me, is anyone here willing to nail me?" **Holding a shop vac** "Excuse me, do you have anything that sucks better than this?" **Same shop vac** "Excuse me, Do you know where I could get a longer hose?" **Holding improperly matched hardware items** "Can you help me, My bolt seems too small to screw in the hole" **Fun4MWF approaches a particularly attractive sales associate** Can you direct me to the condom isle? Yes, these are lame, but at least I gave it a shot!!
In reply to the location of the condom isle, "yes ma'am let me show you the way..."
SPEXDEX wrote:FUN4MWF wrote:
**Holding out two scrap pieces of lumber** "Excuse me, is anyone here willing to nail me?" **Holding a shop vac** "Excuse me, do you have anything that sucks better than this?" **Same shop vac** "Excuse me, Do you know where I could get a longer hose?" **Holding improperly matched hardware items** "Can you help me, My bolt seems too small to screw in the hole" **Fun4MWF approaches a particularly attractive sales associate** Can you direct me to the condom isle? Yes, these are lame, but at least I gave it a shot!!
In reply to the location of the condom isle, "yes ma'am let me show you the way..."
DAMN! That personal service gets me every time!!
FUN4MWF wrote:SPEXDEX wrote:
[quote=FUN4MWF]**Holding out two scrap pieces of lumber** "Excuse me, is anyone here willing to nail me?" **Holding a shop vac** "Excuse me, do you have anything that sucks better than this?" **Same shop vac** "Excuse me, Do you know where I could get a longer hose?" **Holding improperly matched hardware items** "Can you help me, My bolt seems too small to screw in the hole" **Fun4MWF approaches a particularly attractive sales associate** Can you direct me to the condom isle? Yes, these are lame, but at least I gave it a shot!!
In reply to the location of the condom isle, "yes ma'am let me show you the way..."
DAMN! That personal service gets me every time!!
[/quote]Not to mention the demonstration of how well they work. Would hate for you to take a product home unsatisfied with your purchase.
SPEXDEX wrote:FUN4MWF wrote:
DAMN! That personal service gets me every time!!
In reply to the location of the condom isle, "yes ma'am let me show you the way..."
Not to mention the demonstration of how well they work. Would hate for you to take a product home unsatisfied with your purchase.
Oh Please, I'm no dumby. I know that's just because, in this case, You definitely do NOT want to have to deal with any returns!!
"Excuse me, where is the spermicide, er, I mean, herbicide."
"Do you have 6" pipe?"
"I need some joints" --- oh wait, that is another topic!
Mav
"Do you have 6" pipe?"
"I need some joints" --- oh wait, that is another topic!
Mav
excuse me... does this black caulk come in smaller portions?
FUN4MWF wrote:SPEXDEX wrote:
[quote=FUN4MWF]
DAMN! That personal service gets me every time!!
In reply to the location of the condom isle, "yes ma'am let me show you the way..."
Not to mention the demonstration of how well they work. Would hate for you to take a product home unsatisfied with your purchase.
Oh Please, I'm no dumby. I know that's just because, in this case, You definitely do NOT want to have to deal with any returns!!
[/quote]Returns? No. Repeat business? Absolutely!
NEWCPLINFL wrote:
excuse me... does this black caulk come in smaller portions?
ROFLMAO -- I just can't imagine myself saying that one though!
SPEXDEX wrote:
Returns? No. Repeat business? Absolutely!
But now we add to the complexity. What about returns FOR repeat business?
MAVENX wrote:
..."Do you have 6" pipe?"
Mav
Then, when salesman returns with 6" pipe, I turn to my husband and say, "Oh Hell no, not THIS big, this is WAY, WAY bigger than 6" right hun?
SPEXDEX wrote:
Returns? No. Repeat business? Absolutely!
But now we add to the complexity. What about returns FOR repeat business?
[/quote]I'm sure something can be worked out(or in) as needed.
bistable multivibrator, or a flip-flop
Male Connector, Female Connector, Reverse Gender
Male Connector, Female Connector, Reverse Gender