Did you hear about the blonde that:
1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight?
2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake
with a slope?
3. Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit
in the typewriter?
4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six
months and the box said, "2 to 4 years"?
5. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went
out?
6. Couldn't call 911 because there wasn't an eleven on any
phone button?
7. When asked what the capital of California was; answered
"C"?
8. Burnt her nose bobbing for French Fries?
9. Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said:
One hour per pound and she weighed 125?
10. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into
those little packets?
11. Hates M&Ms because they are so hard to peel?
12. Got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree?
13. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the
label said, "Good up to 20 pounds"?
14. After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition,
complained that the other swimmers were using their arms?
15. What goes vroom-screech-vroom-screech? A blonde at a
flashing red light.
16. Two blonds are trying to get into their cars using a coat
hanger, when one says, "Hurry, it's starting to rain and the
top is down"?
1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight?
2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake
with a slope?
3. Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit
in the typewriter?
4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six
months and the box said, "2 to 4 years"?
5. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went
out?
6. Couldn't call 911 because there wasn't an eleven on any
phone button?
7. When asked what the capital of California was; answered
"C"?
8. Burnt her nose bobbing for French Fries?
9. Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said:
One hour per pound and she weighed 125?
10. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into
those little packets?
11. Hates M&Ms because they are so hard to peel?
12. Got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree?
13. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the
label said, "Good up to 20 pounds"?
14. After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition,
complained that the other swimmers were using their arms?
15. What goes vroom-screech-vroom-screech? A blonde at a
flashing red light.
16. Two blonds are trying to get into their cars using a coat
hanger, when one says, "Hurry, it's starting to rain and the
top is down"?