Just fucking fuck me, already.
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Date?: 2008-02-03, 3:29PM PST
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Dear Men of Craigslist,
Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.
But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me.
When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I'm not going to just lie still - I'll get involved. But don't make me force your hand into my panties. That makes me feel like a rapist. We've been kissing for a half hour and your hand keeps grazing my ass. That's nice, but it's time to move forward. Get on top of me. Don't make me get on top right out of the gate and start bobbing up and down on your cock like I'm practicing some crazy new aerobic yoga because YOU won't go down on me. Roll on top and start dry humping like a good boy should. Don't gently suck my nipples and then pull back when I moan with pleasure. You being coy is totally not what I want. It's not what WE want.
OK, I know it's scary. There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult. So, I have compiled some handy tips. Don't think of this as complaining, or as schadenfreude for the Andrea Dworkins of the world. Just some simple tips, for timid men who have forgotten what it means to fuck like men:
1. Taking charge is not bad. Oh, there will be some women who feel that you are pushy. If you are making out with a woman, and she starts to push back, ask nicely if things are moving too fast. If she says yes, say something like "I'm sorry - you just look so fucking delicious. I'll go slower." Otherwise, skillfully move forward. If you start kissing a woman, and she responds well, and before long, you're both on the floor with her skirt pushed up, and you on top of her, it's not the time to roll onto your back and start awkwardly stroking the top of her head. Seriously, grow a goddamn pair. YOU'RE the man. Act like one.
2. Ohmyfuckinggod, please learn to respect the clit. It's different for every woman, so ask what she likes. Do not, I repeat, do not just wiggle your fingers around her pussy like you're trying to tickle her. Do not drum your fingertips against her vulva like you are impatiently waiting at the Sears Tire Center for your receipt. Do not push the clit like it is a doorbell at some house that you need to get inside of. Start by using all four fingers with firm yet gentle pressure against the outside of her pussy. Do not charge in with a single finger and start jabbing at things. And if you really don't know what to do, ask her. Just ask. "How do you like it?". It's a simple question, and most women will answer straight out. If she's being all coy, ask "Do you like pressure? Is it sensitive?" The clitoris is a varied item, indeed. Treat each one as though you have never encountered one before. Forget everything that your last partner liked.
3. Most women like to be fucked, and fucked well. Yes, there are women out there who want to "make love" every time - sweet, gentle, rocking love with lots of eye contact and loving kisses. Those women are not the majority. The majority like to be pounded. The majority like to have their hair pulled. The majority like a good, solid jackhammering. When a woman is bucking wildly against you, it's not because she wants you to pull back and slowly swirl your cock around her vagina like you're mixing a cake batter up there. It's because she wants you to hold down her arms, or grab her hips, or push her legs above her head, and fuck her harder. Don't be too afraid of what this means as far as gender equality goes - I am a raging feminist bitch, but I still want to be penetrated like you are planning on fucking my throat from the inside out.
4. A little roughness is nice. Do not pretend that you had no idea that some women like their hair pulled. Do not act shocked if she wants you to spank her ("Really? Spanking? Won't it hurt?" - yes, it does. That's the fucking point). We know you've read Stuff and Maxim, and that's all those laddie mags talk about in their "How to Please Her" sections. Start with light, full handed smacks to the area of her ass that she sits on. Judge her response and continue on from there. You don't have to bend her over one knee and tell her she's a naughty girl and that Daddy's going to punish her; save that for the fifth date. Women are less delicate than you think, so don't worry about breaking her hip.
5. It's OK for you to make noise. Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise. If you're banging a woman, and she's crying out and saying your name and moaning, and you can't even manage a grunt, she's going to feel like an idiot. You don't have to make the sounds she is making, but do SOMETHING. You know how when you are watching porn, and the girl does something great to the guy and the guy kind of goes "Ah!", half grunt, half yell? That's HOT. Do that. Whisper our name (assuming you know it) gruffly. Groan against her neck when you're in missionary position. You don't have to grunt like a mountain gorilla, but if you are totally mute, she's going to get worried.
6. Most women like dirty talk, in addition to the grunting. If you'd like to get some dirty talk going, ask her if she likes the way you fuck her. If she responds well, continue with something like, "I love fucking you. God, you look so fucking hot." Is she still moaning in response? "Your tits are so beautiful." Does that work? If she doesn't respond well to the term "tits", you might have to stop there. If she keep moaning or responding, pass Go and collect $200. Try the following:
"Oh, god. Your pussy is SO tight."
"You're so wet - are you wet because you like the feel of my cock ramming you?"
"I think I'm going to come inside you. I'm going to fill up your little cunt." It doesn't matter that you're wearing a condom; we LOVE hearing this.
If all of those work, you can then progress to things like "sexy little bitch" and "dirty whore". Tread carefully, but please, tread. Do not tiptoe. Do not sit down. Charge.
6. You're not obligated to eat a woman out. In return, she's not obligated to choke on your dick. Don't skip one and expect the other. If you do eat a woman out, the only comment you should make about her pussy is how nice it is. The length of her labia minora, the color of her interior, her waxing job or full bush - you are not John Madden. No time for color commentary.
7. Do not bitch about condoms. Oh, we hate them. Trust us. They hurt us more than they hurt you. But we don't want to be preggers, and you don't want to catch anything, right? Don't whine about condom sex. Do not explain that you can't come with one on. LEARN to come with one on, or if not, help us figure out what to do with you once we're satisfied and it's time for you to let loose your load.
8. We really like it when you come. It's called a money shot for a reason. Watching semen shoot out of you is one of the most gratifying things EVER. However, do not assume that she wants you to jack it off onto her face. She might, but don't assume. Seeing and/or feeling you come is rewarding for us, so there's no need to deprive us of it, but please do consult us before unleashing. "I think I'm going to come - how do you like it?" is a fair question that shouldn't rob you of your testicles.
In recent memory, I've been fucked by a very aggressive, manly guy, and I've been... well, fucked is the wrong term here. I've been penetrated by a total and utter wuss. Who am I going to run back to when I'm ready for my fill? Manly McHardon, that's who. ----------------------------------------------------
*New point of clarification - some people have brought up some really great issues in response to this post, so let me say this: I don't mean to imply that all women like to be treated like whores. I do mean to say that most women I know have told me that they like sex rougher than most men give it to them. Rough does NOT equal chains and bondage. And this applies to the bedroom only, and does not mean that she wants you to choose her dinner for her, or treat her like less of a person. **Some women have said that they don't like it rough and what the hell am I thinking? Well, girls, you're in the minority. HOWEVER, all women need to remember that, in addition to be straight forward about your sexual desires, you need to be straight forward about your sexual limits. Don't be afraid to ask for more, but when something feels wrong, say so. Don't ever do something you don't want to do in silence and then blame the guy. Silence is dangerous.
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Date?: 2008-02-03, 3:29PM PST
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Dear Men of Craigslist,
Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.
But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me.
When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I'm not going to just lie still - I'll get involved. But don't make me force your hand into my panties. That makes me feel like a rapist. We've been kissing for a half hour and your hand keeps grazing my ass. That's nice, but it's time to move forward. Get on top of me. Don't make me get on top right out of the gate and start bobbing up and down on your cock like I'm practicing some crazy new aerobic yoga because YOU won't go down on me. Roll on top and start dry humping like a good boy should. Don't gently suck my nipples and then pull back when I moan with pleasure. You being coy is totally not what I want. It's not what WE want.
OK, I know it's scary. There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult. So, I have compiled some handy tips. Don't think of this as complaining, or as schadenfreude for the Andrea Dworkins of the world. Just some simple tips, for timid men who have forgotten what it means to fuck like men:
1. Taking charge is not bad. Oh, there will be some women who feel that you are pushy. If you are making out with a woman, and she starts to push back, ask nicely if things are moving too fast. If she says yes, say something like "I'm sorry - you just look so fucking delicious. I'll go slower." Otherwise, skillfully move forward. If you start kissing a woman, and she responds well, and before long, you're both on the floor with her skirt pushed up, and you on top of her, it's not the time to roll onto your back and start awkwardly stroking the top of her head. Seriously, grow a goddamn pair. YOU'RE the man. Act like one.
2. Ohmyfuckinggod, please learn to respect the clit. It's different for every woman, so ask what she likes. Do not, I repeat, do not just wiggle your fingers around her pussy like you're trying to tickle her. Do not drum your fingertips against her vulva like you are impatiently waiting at the Sears Tire Center for your receipt. Do not push the clit like it is a doorbell at some house that you need to get inside of. Start by using all four fingers with firm yet gentle pressure against the outside of her pussy. Do not charge in with a single finger and start jabbing at things. And if you really don't know what to do, ask her. Just ask. "How do you like it?". It's a simple question, and most women will answer straight out. If she's being all coy, ask "Do you like pressure? Is it sensitive?" The clitoris is a varied item, indeed. Treat each one as though you have never encountered one before. Forget everything that your last partner liked.
3. Most women like to be fucked, and fucked well. Yes, there are women out there who want to "make love" every time - sweet, gentle, rocking love with lots of eye contact and loving kisses. Those women are not the majority. The majority like to be pounded. The majority like to have their hair pulled. The majority like a good, solid jackhammering. When a woman is bucking wildly against you, it's not because she wants you to pull back and slowly swirl your cock around her vagina like you're mixing a cake batter up there. It's because she wants you to hold down her arms, or grab her hips, or push her legs above her head, and fuck her harder. Don't be too afraid of what this means as far as gender equality goes - I am a raging feminist bitch, but I still want to be penetrated like you are planning on fucking my throat from the inside out.
4. A little roughness is nice. Do not pretend that you had no idea that some women like their hair pulled. Do not act shocked if she wants you to spank her ("Really? Spanking? Won't it hurt?" - yes, it does. That's the fucking point). We know you've read Stuff and Maxim, and that's all those laddie mags talk about in their "How to Please Her" sections. Start with light, full handed smacks to the area of her ass that she sits on. Judge her response and continue on from there. You don't have to bend her over one knee and tell her she's a naughty girl and that Daddy's going to punish her; save that for the fifth date. Women are less delicate than you think, so don't worry about breaking her hip.
5. It's OK for you to make noise. Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise. If you're banging a woman, and she's crying out and saying your name and moaning, and you can't even manage a grunt, she's going to feel like an idiot. You don't have to make the sounds she is making, but do SOMETHING. You know how when you are watching porn, and the girl does something great to the guy and the guy kind of goes "Ah!", half grunt, half yell? That's HOT. Do that. Whisper our name (assuming you know it) gruffly. Groan against her neck when you're in missionary position. You don't have to grunt like a mountain gorilla, but if you are totally mute, she's going to get worried.
6. Most women like dirty talk, in addition to the grunting. If you'd like to get some dirty talk going, ask her if she likes the way you fuck her. If she responds well, continue with something like, "I love fucking you. God, you look so fucking hot." Is she still moaning in response? "Your tits are so beautiful." Does that work? If she doesn't respond well to the term "tits", you might have to stop there. If she keep moaning or responding, pass Go and collect $200. Try the following:
"Oh, god. Your pussy is SO tight."
"You're so wet - are you wet because you like the feel of my cock ramming you?"
"I think I'm going to come inside you. I'm going to fill up your little cunt." It doesn't matter that you're wearing a condom; we LOVE hearing this.
If all of those work, you can then progress to things like "sexy little bitch" and "dirty whore". Tread carefully, but please, tread. Do not tiptoe. Do not sit down. Charge.
6. You're not obligated to eat a woman out. In return, she's not obligated to choke on your dick. Don't skip one and expect the other. If you do eat a woman out, the only comment you should make about her pussy is how nice it is. The length of her labia minora, the color of her interior, her waxing job or full bush - you are not John Madden. No time for color commentary.
7. Do not bitch about condoms. Oh, we hate them. Trust us. They hurt us more than they hurt you. But we don't want to be preggers, and you don't want to catch anything, right? Don't whine about condom sex. Do not explain that you can't come with one on. LEARN to come with one on, or if not, help us figure out what to do with you once we're satisfied and it's time for you to let loose your load.
8. We really like it when you come. It's called a money shot for a reason. Watching semen shoot out of you is one of the most gratifying things EVER. However, do not assume that she wants you to jack it off onto her face. She might, but don't assume. Seeing and/or feeling you come is rewarding for us, so there's no need to deprive us of it, but please do consult us before unleashing. "I think I'm going to come - how do you like it?" is a fair question that shouldn't rob you of your testicles.
In recent memory, I've been fucked by a very aggressive, manly guy, and I've been... well, fucked is the wrong term here. I've been penetrated by a total and utter wuss. Who am I going to run back to when I'm ready for my fill? Manly McHardon, that's who. ----------------------------------------------------
*New point of clarification - some people have brought up some really great issues in response to this post, so let me say this: I don't mean to imply that all women like to be treated like whores. I do mean to say that most women I know have told me that they like sex rougher than most men give it to them. Rough does NOT equal chains and bondage. And this applies to the bedroom only, and does not mean that she wants you to choose her dinner for her, or treat her like less of a person. **Some women have said that they don't like it rough and what the hell am I thinking? Well, girls, you're in the minority. HOWEVER, all women need to remember that, in addition to be straight forward about your sexual desires, you need to be straight forward about your sexual limits. Don't be afraid to ask for more, but when something feels wrong, say so. Don't ever do something you don't want to do in silence and then blame the guy. Silence is dangerous.
Well Trigger, I didn't realize you were posting on CL, but hopefully you'll find the one to pin you down to the bed the way you like...or just ask. 
SPEXDEX wrote:
Well Trigger, I didn't realize you were posting on CL, but hopefully you'll find the one to pin you down to the bed the way you like...or just ask.
I freakin love the author. Couldn't of said it better myself. LOL
xox
Tammy
p.s. btw...I got called Trigger at the Northern Nights M&G.
p.p.s. I would put this in my profile but everyone keeps complaining it's too long at it is. ~shrug~
Here's the short version...of the story...
1. Get to business, we're here for a reason...
2. I won't break, give it up like you won't have it again.
3. Please me, and you'll get yours...
4. Tell me you want, and tell me how good it is while you have it. Silence isn't golde here.
5. Don't bitch, see rule #3.
*If you have a lighter, it better fucking work.
1. Get to business, we're here for a reason...
2. I won't break, give it up like you won't have it again.
3. Please me, and you'll get yours...
4. Tell me you want, and tell me how good it is while you have it. Silence isn't golde here.
5. Don't bitch, see rule #3.
*If you have a lighter, it better fucking work.
SPEXDEX wrote:
*If you have a lighter, it better fucking work.
bwhahahahahahahahahaha.
(I have 2 if you need me to take over)
Dammit, I'm bringing one of those blow torch type lighters, the next time I see you...the type that only goes out when you want it to...
SPEXDEX wrote:
Dammit, I'm bringing one of those blow torch type lighters, the next time I see you...the type that only goes out when you want it to...
Um...I just tingled.
(not to be confused with tinkled - i do not pee when I get excited)
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this whole thread!!!!!!! EVERY COMMENT made me laugh or giggle like mad!!!!!
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:SPEXDEX wrote:
Dammit, I'm bringing one of those blow torch type lighters, the next time I see you...the type that only goes out when you want it to...
Um...I just tingled.
(not to be confused with tinkled - i do not pee when I get excited)
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:SPEXDEX wrote:
Dammit, I'm bringing one of those blow torch type lighters, the next time I see you...the type that only goes out when you want it to...
Um...I just tingled.
(not to be confused with tinkled - i do not pee when I get excited)
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'm not one to wear the welder's mask when I get it hot though, prefer to be close to my work.
No masks. Really Really Really not into that particular kink. They kinda scare me, and not in a good way. 
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:
No masks. Really Really Really not into that particular kink. They kinda scare me, and not in a good way.
Was more in reference to what I'd be using behind the mask... No phantom here.
SPEXDEX wrote:BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:
No masks. Really Really Really not into that particular kink. They kinda scare me, and not in a good way.
Was more in reference to what I'd be using behind the mask... No phantom here.
Whew. Scared me for a minute. Um..now intrigued. LOL
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:Whew. Scared me for a minute. Um..now intrigued. LOL[/quote]SPEXDEX wrote:Was more in reference to what I'd be using behind the mask... No phantom here.
[quote=BLUEEYESINUTAH]No masks. Really Really Really not into that particular kink. They kinda scare me, and not in a good way.
Something tells me it might get a little fogged up... when you breathe hot on a woman's skin, it tends to get a little steamy, so the mask just won't do...
Excellent point.
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:
Excellent point.
Typically from that point, the lighter won't be needed...the fire should be going...
Nice!
Good. Bring hot dogs for roasting.
BWAGHAAHAHAHH
Somebody pass me a shot of Tequila. Or two.
Now I know well enough to get two! Hot dogs are fine for roasting, but the key is finding the right marinade.
Hot dogs are fine for roasting, but the key is finding the right marinade.NO MORE TEQUILA for me, thats for sure!!!!
HIBRIGHTEYES wrote:
NO MORE TEQUILA for me, thats for sure!!!!
Oh come on, the more the merrier! Remember, sharing is indeed caring.
HA!!!! You don't want me to have Tequila!!! I am no longer fun. All I wanna do it throw up and sleep after Tequila!!!!!
HIBRIGHTEYES wrote:
HA!!!! You don't want me to have Tequila!!! I am no longer fun. All I wanna do it throw up and sleep after Tequila!!!!!
Ok, maybe I'll pass on the tequila, but if there's an alcohol that's helps your clothes loosen, I'll keep that in mind.
As of now, we have yet to find something lol
HIBRIGHTEYES wrote:
As of now, we have yet to find something lol
Annnnd the game is on... Or dammit, just have to figure something else out like the "oh I spilled my water on you" routine....
lol
HIBRIGHTEYES wrote:
lol
I prolly shouldn't have given that away.... I got others though in my "how to" guide.
How is that guide coming along?
Still working on the "10 best lines to get the clothes off in less than 20 minutes, for those times you just have to have it...", still taking submissions, and working a shorter title... Still need some field testing though.
ROFLMAO!
Have a few doozies though like, "I think your clothes are on fire, you should totally get out of them!", that way it's like I saved your life, and you know where that leads...
I can't really give too much more away though... Gotta keep the suspense there.
Nice lol
aaaachhhkkk...forget the shots. I need the whole damn bottle.
Girl... You are too funny, I laughed my butt off reading this (not to be misunderstood with agreeing with every point made in the post -like name calling, -not working for me). Made for some good reading material though, I needed a good chuckle!! 
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:
aaaachhhkkk...forget the shots. I need the whole damn bottle.
All I'm gonna say is this. If it ever came down to words, yeah I'd prolly be a single male...but when push comes to shove, I've always managed to do the right thing. Sometimes actions do speak louder than words.
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:
aaaachhhkkk...forget the shots. I need the whole damn bottle.
Same here for the Mr. Mrs. however, two shots and she's good, three and she'll be screaming out every "o" as she takes each pounding thrust. She loves Tequila. And it gets her nice and relaxed for fun.
Funny shit Tammy! Can i say Next Please?
Oh no, I'm NEXT. LOL
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:
Oh no, I'm NEXT. LOL
Dammit, was I supposed to take a number on page 1? How bout if I reply to your ad on CL? Will it be a faster response? I was hoping to return molestation favor to you...
Wow I want to meet that OP!!!
How many gals feel this way. I figure most as that is my theory anyway!!
But it never hurts for you gals to take the bull by the horns so to speak and take a firm grip of the man just to let him know he is onto something alive and willing for mor.
How many gals feel this way. I figure most as that is my theory anyway!!
But it never hurts for you gals to take the bull by the horns so to speak and take a firm grip of the man just to let him know he is onto something alive and willing for mor.
SPEXDEX wrote:
Dammit, was I supposed to take a number on page 1? How bout if I reply to your ad on CL? Will it be a faster response? I was hoping to return molestation favor to you...
Deal. On your birthday I will buy you a shot of tequila and let the chips fall where they may.
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:SPEXDEX wrote:
Dammit, was I supposed to take a number on page 1? How bout if I reply to your ad on CL? Will it be a faster response? I was hoping to return molestation favor to you...
Deal. On your birthday I will buy you a shot of tequila and let the chips fall where they may.
Lol, I don't think you'll find many men here that need alcohol to have their clothes fall off. Especially in the presence of such a lady as yourself.
Note to self, find Velcro "pull away" pants by birthday....Note to self. Tell guys to wear velcro pants on dates. Those stupid belts are a bitch to deal with when hot, drunk, and horny.
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:
Note to self. Tell guys to wear velcro pants on dates. Those stupid belts are a bitch to deal with when hot, drunk, and horny.
New "Ready" line: So I'm gonna take my belt off and just mosey over to the bed to the sound of these pants falling off...
hahaha, I actually made it part of my profile. LOL (yes, Im a dork)
Thank God for Internet on my phone, I'd never remember the long version...I'd actually have to rely on skill...
SPEXDEX wrote:
Thank God for Internet on my phone, I'd never remember the long version...I'd actually have to rely on skill...
Don't lose your phone!
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:SPEXDEX wrote:
Thank God for Internet on my phone, I'd never remember the long version...I'd actually have to rely on skill...
Don't lose your phone!
Ouch...harsh coming from someone who hasn't had the experience...
SPEXDEX wrote:
Ouch...harsh coming from someone who hasn't had the experience...
hahaha. I didn't mean it that way. I meant I'd die without my internet connection. LOL
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:SPEXDEX wrote:
Ouch...harsh coming from someone who hasn't had the experience...
hahaha. I didn't mean it that way. I meant I'd die without my internet connection. LOL
Sure, sure...
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:SPEXDEX wrote:
Ouch...harsh coming from someone who hasn't had the experience...
hahaha. I didn't mean it that way. I meant I'd die without my internet connection. LOL
No worries, I've always been one to let others decide for themselves. Sometimes I can be pretty convincing....other times, well the case files have been sealed sooo...
SPEXDEX wrote:
No worries, I've always been one to let others decide for themselves. Sometimes I can be pretty convincing....other times, well the case files have been sealed sooo...
in case you forgot...
me. face molested. you. sheesh. do you need a reminder?
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:SPEXDEX wrote:
No worries, I've always been one to let others decide for themselves. Sometimes I can be pretty convincing....other times, well the case files have been sealed sooo...
in case you forgot...
me. face molested. you. sheesh. do you need a reminder?
Always up for a refresher, except this time, I'll get a little more involved since I'd know what's coming...
hahaha. do we need to warn people to move their drinks off the table? (put your lighter away. you had me at tequila)
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:
hahaha. do we need to warn people to move their drinks off the table? (put your lighter away. you had me at tequila)
Well then, we shall see...you coming down for the next m&g @Habits?
SPEXDEX wrote:BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:
hahaha. do we need to warn people to move their drinks off the table? (put your lighter away. you had me at tequila)
Well then, we shall see...you coming down for the next m&g @Habits?
most likely.
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:SPEXDEX wrote:
[quote=BLUEEYESINUTAH]hahaha. do we need to warn people to move their drinks off the table? (put your lighter away. you had me at tequila)
Well then, we shall see...you coming down for the next m&g @Habits?
most likely. [/quote]
I'll keep a shot set aside...
Actually I guess not. It's my family reunion and son's 16th birthday that weekend.
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:
Actually I guess not. It's my family reunion and son's 16th birthday that weekend.
Well then I'll tell the bartender to keep a bottle back there for next time.
Blueeyes, Is it wrong that everytime you post I get hotter and hotter for you. You are awsome and love your view points on things. I would tie you down anyday. By the way when am I taking you out to starbucks for coffee.
MRCOWBOYOPIE85 wrote:
Blueeyes, Is it wrong that everytime you post I get hotter and hotter for you. You are awsome and love your view points on things. I would tie you down anyday. By the way when am I taking you out to starbucks for coffee.
Send me an email with your number and I will text you. Oh and have wifey text me your permission slip. LOL