anyone know some good pick up lines...
I got a few.
Do u know a good dentist, cause girl ur so sweet my teeth hurt!!
Is your daddy a thief, cause it looks like he stole the stars from heaven and put them in ur eyes!
Thats a great shirt, but it would look better crumpled up next to my bed!
Want to play house?, u b the screen door and i bang u all night long!
I got a few.
Do u know a good dentist, cause girl ur so sweet my teeth hurt!!
Is your daddy a thief, cause it looks like he stole the stars from heaven and put them in ur eyes!
Thats a great shirt, but it would look better crumpled up next to my bed!
Want to play house?, u b the screen door and i bang u all night long!
You have a mirror in your pants, cuz I keep seeing myself in them...
Word of the day is legs, let's go back to my place and spread the word..
Betcha a blow job you won't fuck me...
Word of the day is legs, let's go back to my place and spread the word..
Betcha a blow job you won't fuck me...
You wanna get a six pack and fuck or don't you drink?????
If I can see it I can smell it, If I can smell it I can lick it, If I can lick it I can fuck it
Let's get something straight between us.
I have a stiff proposition to make.
If I told you you had a nice body would u hold it against me?
I have a stiff proposition to make.
If I told you you had a nice body would u hold it against me?
If we were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
what has 142 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper!
I fell when i saw u from across the street so i need to get ur name and number for insurance purposes
was that an earthquake? cause u just rocked my world
are u lost? cause heaven is along way from here
Hey! I just realised u look alot like my next girlfriend
I fell when i saw u from across the street so i need to get ur name and number for insurance purposes
was that an earthquake? cause u just rocked my world
are u lost? cause heaven is along way from here
Hey! I just realised u look alot like my next girlfriend
She likes her women like she likes her coffee..hot,white & sweet!
Im gonna turn you upside down & eat you like an ice cream cone!
Im gonna turn you upside down & eat you like an ice cream cone!
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
my bike got stolen can you take me home with you?
my apartment is being redone so i need a place to stay tonight.
You look board wanna go out back and fix that.
all of these are pick up lines i have heard used first hand.
my bike got stolen can you take me home with you?
my apartment is being redone so i need a place to stay tonight.
You look board wanna go out back and fix that.
all of these are pick up lines i have heard used first hand.
Turn that frown upside my cock..