Check this out! How many of you would take advantage of this?
http://www.ihatethemedia.com/important-legal-news-court-permits-brazilian-to-masturbate-at-work
http://www.ihatethemedia.com/important-legal-news-court-permits-brazilian-to-masturbate-at-work
Well I work at home, do duh. I can when ever I want. But I'm thinking that I might not want to know if the guy making my burger at Mickey Dees just spanked the monkey just minutes before in the breakroom. Hell, I'm not convinced they wash their hands after they pee.
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:
Well I work at home, do duh. I can when ever I want. But I'm thinking that I might not want to know if the guy making my burger at Mickey Dees just spanked the monkey just minutes before in the breakroom. Hell, I'm not convinced they wash their hands after they pee.
It's the addition of protein to the meal.
Happy meal indeed...comfortanly num num num... hey this is GOOD!... NOT
Worse, do you really want your coworkers masterbating roughly 5 times an hour?
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:
Well I work at home, do duh. I can when ever I want. But I'm thinking that I might not want to know if the guy making my burger at Mickey Dees just spanked the monkey just minutes before in the breakroom. Hell, I'm not convinced they wash their hands after they pee.
hilarious, those working in the food industry should definitely be exempt from spanking of the monkey at work. if you can keep a secret..... when no one was around at work.....
H4KMV wrote:BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:
Well I work at home, do duh. I can when ever I want. But I'm thinking that I might not want to know if the guy making my burger at Mickey Dees just spanked the monkey just minutes before in the breakroom. Hell, I'm not convinced they wash their hands after they pee.
hilarious, those working in the food industry should definitely be exempt from spanking of the monkey at work. if you can keep a secret..... when no one was around at work.....
um...should having sex with your boss at work, in the storage room among the shelves of paper cups, napkins and so forth also be exempt?
Just wondering how much trouble I should/would be in....
So this prolly means that sex in the boss' is out too?
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:H4KMV wrote:
[quote=BLUEEYESINUTAH]Well I work at home, do duh. I can when ever I want. But I'm thinking that I might not want to know if the guy making my burger at Mickey Dees just spanked the monkey just minutes before in the breakroom. Hell, I'm not convinced they wash their hands after they pee.
hilarious, those working in the food industry should definitely be exempt from spanking of the monkey at work. if you can keep a secret..... when no one was around at work.....
um...should having sex with your boss at work, in the storage room among the shelves of paper cups, napkins and so forth also be exempt?
Just wondering how much trouble I should/would be in....[/quote]
i guess as long as you cleaned up afterwards, used some of those napkins.
SUPERSNAKESS wrote:
Glazed donuts anyone?
I'm not sure if I want sex or I want a hot Krispy Kreme.
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:SUPERSNAKESS wrote:
Glazed donuts anyone?
I'm not sure if I want sex or I want a hot Krispy Kreme.
Sounds like you can get it fresh glazed...
SPEXDEX wrote:
Sounds like you can get it fresh glazed...
mmmmm....hot...fresh....glazed....
Yep. I want a doughnut.
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:SPEXDEX wrote:mmmmm....hot...fresh....glazed.... Yep. I want a doughnut.
Sounds like you can get it fresh glazed...
Just make sure the "fresh" light is on...
SPEXDEX wrote:BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:mmmmm....hot...fresh....glazed.... Yep. I want a doughnut.
[quote=SPEXDEX]Sounds like you can get it fresh glazed...
Just make sure the "fresh" light is on...[/quote]
I need a dozen to go. I've got an insatiable appetite right now.
PARTY1981 wrote:
When I would get frustrated at the office, I would always just go into the stall in the men's restroom, and wait for everyone else to leave, and hope that they wouldn't come back (in case I was too loud).
um...so...where exactly do you work.
(ignore the redhead peering over the bathroom stall door. and no screaming like a girl)
I know you're an attorney....I've seen your briefs.
(feel free to groan and shake your head, but I've waited awhile to use that bad pun. LOL)
(feel free to groan and shake your head, but I've waited awhile to use that bad pun. LOL)
ROFLMAO. OMG.
Question. What do you do with your briefs while giving oral...arguments?
Question. What do you do with your briefs while giving oral...arguments?
You could leave the briefs to dry on the floor while making your case. I'm sure anyone can be swayed by oral arguments.
If I were you mr lawyer... Id issue blueeyes a writ of habius corpus right now.
I want the guy who can carry the dozen krispy kreme donuts without using his hands!