Hi all, having my coffee and was pondering when, if the world ends today, what would y'all be doing to celebrate?
We were thinking to pull out our "Fast Pass to Hell Credit Cards"..you know you have one too you Heathens! and max it out. What say you?
Here are some suggestions for you. Check off or add what you have done or what you would do it the world ends today...Remember it is EARLY. at 6PM Local Time you fucking swinger freaks, lol.
And I mean that with total sincerity.
Kiss a girl
Have anal
Have a threesome
Engage in group sex
Have phone sex
Masturbate
Use a vibrator
Use a sex toy on someone else
Be tied up
Tie someone up
Have sex in a public space
Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)
Sex in a car
Sex at a drive-in
Mile-high club
Sex with a stranger
One-night stand
Married sex (the best kind, in my opinion)
Sex on a boat
Sex in a body of water
Light spanking
Read erotica
Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game
Sex in the shower
Sex standing up against a wall
Sex with no kissing
Sex in the pitch black
Sex in the broad daylight
Making out with no sex long after you're no longer a virgin
Sex in a tent in the wilderness
Watch porn together
Watch porn alone
Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms
Sex on the beach
Blindfolds
Using ice sexually
Sexual role play
Whipped cream
La Perla lingerie sex
Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie sex
Sex with someone much older
Sex with someone younger (legal!)
Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner
A quickie in a skirt
A longie in the rain
Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you
Feather ticklers
Sex while "altered" whether by alcohol or something else
Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone
Silent sex in a full house
I'd better hurry and get those three on the list I didn't do. I wonder if I can meet a foreigner on a flight over Europe by 6:00? Shoot no time! I better go for a flight to Canada..lol Where's my passport damn it!
Times up.... well we are still here...
ya what gives? lol.
CUTECPL2SWING wrote:
Times up.... well we are still here...
technically the guy cancelled it as of yesterday. he really did.
but i'll just make sure i complete my list by 12/21/2012. juuust in case. :P
but i'll just make sure i complete my list by 12/21/2012. juuust in case. :P
Actually it only starts today. It took a few years to build this thing we call home and now I guess it will take about 5 months to blow it up or burn it or what the hell, just mess it up. Whoops, we already did that!.. Well anyway the story says that it will take about five months to give it the final ending. So sex is going to be a lot of fun for the next five months, right?
I feel embarrassed for those people that are believing in this bronze age bullshit in the twenty-first fuckin' century.
Oh RAPTURE! The judgmental smarter-than-you, holier-than-thou, asshole idiots are gone! And hey they left all their stuff behind as well, you know the Mercedes Benz's that the Lord bought them, I guess they don't need it anymore. Dibs!
Macho man died that we may live.
TEQUILAROSE wrote:
I feel embarrassed for those people that are believing in this bronze age bullshit in the twenty-first fuckin' century.
how many times does someone need to predict the end of the world and be wrong until people will just ignore them.
The only two things I haven't done we will take care of on our trip to France next week. I think we will probably add a few new ones to the list. As long as the world is going to end....
This just in:
"THE SKY IS FALLING"!
(film at 11)
"THE SKY IS FALLING"!
(film at 11)
CRAZYFOXTCU wrote:
Macho man died that we may live.
OMG!! That is hysterical. I thought the passing of Randy "Macho Man" Savage was the true sign of the end of days!! LOL!!
Guess I missed it. I was with my swinging friends in Idaho a party. None of them made it either but we had a great time. LOL