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My Porn Watching Pig Boyfriend
Date?: 2010-03-05, 1:18PM EST
So you like watching these porn-sluts get pounded and creamed? OK, I get it, I kind of like some of that too. It's rather entertaining, if not slightly disturbing/fascinating to WATCH.
But now you're getting all fucked up with me, and although I keep taking it from you, you're probably on the way out, and I'm trying to think of ways to get you back. Because, at the end of the day, the "new" hardcore is rather degrading, and there are too many limits being pushed. Here are a few of mine that keep getting tested:
1) If you don't stop slapping my tits and pinching my nipples that way, you won't ever see them again. I hope you like my parka, cause it's going to become my new lingerie.
2) Don't ever spit on my face again, I think I made that clear, sorry about the sore balls.
3) I used to feel proud that I could swallow, now I feel pretty gross after you dick whip me and make me eat it off your cock and fingers like it's punishment. I would do all that for you anyway, but when you hold my hair and call me names and make me, there's that line I was talking about.
4) Pussy to mouth is kind of freaky, I'm totally ok with that. Ass to mouth is something else altogether, stop even joking about it. If you should ever decide to "forge ahead" with that one and see how it goes, I'll bite your fucking dick off, I swear I will. If I don't manage that in the moment, I'll get you in your sleep.
Thanks for listening sweetheart. By the way how did your coffee taste this morning?
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My Porn Watching Pig Boyfriend
Date?: 2010-03-05, 1:18PM EST
So you like watching these porn-sluts get pounded and creamed? OK, I get it, I kind of like some of that too. It's rather entertaining, if not slightly disturbing/fascinating to WATCH.
But now you're getting all fucked up with me, and although I keep taking it from you, you're probably on the way out, and I'm trying to think of ways to get you back. Because, at the end of the day, the "new" hardcore is rather degrading, and there are too many limits being pushed. Here are a few of mine that keep getting tested:
1) If you don't stop slapping my tits and pinching my nipples that way, you won't ever see them again. I hope you like my parka, cause it's going to become my new lingerie.
2) Don't ever spit on my face again, I think I made that clear, sorry about the sore balls.
3) I used to feel proud that I could swallow, now I feel pretty gross after you dick whip me and make me eat it off your cock and fingers like it's punishment. I would do all that for you anyway, but when you hold my hair and call me names and make me, there's that line I was talking about.
4) Pussy to mouth is kind of freaky, I'm totally ok with that. Ass to mouth is something else altogether, stop even joking about it. If you should ever decide to "forge ahead" with that one and see how it goes, I'll bite your fucking dick off, I swear I will. If I don't manage that in the moment, I'll get you in your sleep.
Thanks for listening sweetheart. By the way how did your coffee taste this morning?
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UTAHSTORMIE wrote:
"Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned" in other words..
Nah, She was't scorned by no means. I think this particular woman could use a night off from some overly physical/degrading sex play. But omg...the way she put it was hysterical. And the clincher was
"by the way, how was your coffee this morning"....I can only imagine what she did to get even. LOL
I've been a fan of porn videos all my life, but some of the things I see in newer porn both puzzle me and turn me off.
What the hell is up with the spitting thing?
Spitting on a cock or pussy and then licking it off?????????
OK, I don't "GET IT".
Anyone care to explain it to me>
What the hell is up with the spitting thing?
Spitting on a cock or pussy and then licking it off?????????
OK, I don't "GET IT".
Anyone care to explain it to me>
RALMFAO
OHBABY wrote:
What ever you do....if someone asks you to watch 2 girls 1 cup.....please for the love of God just say NO! I made the mistake of watching it and please take my word for it people...its not pleasant in ANY way!
you know, all it took was a brief description of that movie and there was no way IN HELL I was going to watch that. Call me a prude. Call me a baby. Call me anything you want...that particular film not only sounds completely UNAPPEALING but also might mentally scar me for life. Ewww.
I'm a girl and suddenly I'm feeling very protective of MY coffee....:-/
I love Best Of Craigslist.
Damn funny shit.
Damn funny shit.
CHRASHTALKER wrote:
Damn it. Add that to Blue Waffle for images that will now be permanently burned into my mind. I am way to weak to not google it.
Rob
Rob.
Don't. Do. It.
You will seriously regret it. Somethings are not meant to be seen. 2 girls and a cup is one of them.
Promise.
CHRASHTALKER wrote:
Damn it. Add that to Blue Waffle for images that will now be permanently burned into my mind. I am way to weak to not google it.
Rob
Seriously, just say no. You are better off going out and getting raped by a gang of homosexual bikers. Or worse yet watching a Care Bears marathon followed by every episode ever of the Teletubbies.
And I agree, what is up with the spitting thing? Seriously, does ANYONE find this appealing?
CARRIERMAN wrote:
I've been a fan of porn videos all my life, but some of the things I see in newer porn both puzzle me and turn me off.
What the hell is up with the spitting thing?
Spitting on a cock or pussy and then licking it off?????????
OK, I don't "GET IT".
Anyone care to explain it to me>
I have always had the same question. Why would I want to watch someone dribble a mucous filled luggie onto another person's genitals? How is that hot? To really enjoy a porn I have to have the remote in hand so I can fast forward through the gross parts. Separate but related question: why do the girls in porn always seem to get to the edge of an O but never get their O? Even if they're faking it they could at least fake it to the end (in movies not real life, in real life I don't know a single man who wouldn't rather be inadequate than deceived). In movies we know we're being deceived so commit to it.
Wait. You mean to tell me the big orgasm moan I see every porn star with tits have isn't REAL?
HA! I got something over them.
HA! I got something over them.
Would anyone be willing to share a description of this "two girls one cup" movie? The curiosity is killing me, but i'd rather be saved from watching it if it's really as terrible as people say.
You DON'T wanna know - trust me.
MARRIEDMAN286 wrote:
Would anyone be willing to share a description of this "two girls one cup" movie? The curiosity is killing me, but i'd rather be saved from watching it if it's really as terrible as people say.
I'm kinda curious too, maybe a G rated description because I really don't want to look it up lol
As far as the spitting...I like to make my blow jobs a little sloppy but have never understood the full blown spitting and if anyone ever spits in my koochie they'll probably get a slap upside the head!! roflmao
Everybody else close your eyes.
2 girls shit in a cup, eat it, and then throw up in each other's mouth.
I'm ill just thinking about it.
2 girls shit in a cup, eat it, and then throw up in each other's mouth.
I'm ill just thinking about it.
omg and that was the G rated version...that is freaking sick...why would someone even do that...and who the hell is sick enough to film it???
Excuse me, I'm gonna go throw up now!!!
Excuse me, I'm gonna go throw up now!!!
Sorry. 
But you were warned.
But you were warned.
Mrs. WJHOTCOUPLE was shown 2 girl 1 cup by a friend of ours as a joke. It took him six months to get out of the doghouse. That is the worst thing I have ever seen. The craigslist post is funny as hell though. "My new lingerie will be a parka" LMOA!
omg thank you so much from saving me from watching it! The visual picture was more than enough! <:0
The 60 second film could scar you for life....~shudder~
i would agree on the spitting and also the cock ramming blowjobs with the gagging sound....makes me go limp.
it is pretty disgusting...but its not the first of its kind...there is a whole sub porn genre dedicated to that nasty stuff...to each his own...(not for me though).i think it became so famous cause the girls were not hideous
Ironic. My attempt at a humorous thread to make people laugh spiraled into a nauseating fetish advertisement and subsequent warning which now left most people queasy.
Only me. LOL
Only me. LOL
For those interested in 2 girls, 1 cup I present 2 girls, 1 producer. Filmed minutes before the actual video.
Note, this is perfectly safe to watch and is on CollegeHumor.com:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/3175234/moments-before-cup-chicks
Note, this is perfectly safe to watch and is on CollegeHumor.com:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/3175234/moments-before-cup-chicks
That college humor link is hilarious, good one.
It is a fun way to learn about the real video.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/3175234/moments-before-cup-chicks
It is a fun way to learn about the real video.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/3175234/moments-before-cup-chicks