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after watching another round of LDS driven retardation over the state liquor stores, I realized that being non-LDS in Utah is a lot like being a single guy in the lifestyle.

Who here would really pick either in life?
Wait, does that mean I'm a single male?
SLCSEXADDICT wrote:

after watching another round of LDS driven retardation over the state liquor stores, I realized that being non-LDS in Utah is a lot like being a single guy in the lifestyle.

Who here would really pick either in life?


What's going on with the liquor stores? (too lazy to google it) :)
Oh joy. Now we can bash both LDS AND Single males in one thread. *insert sarcasm and rolling eyes here*

Who here would really pick either in life? Apparently any single male who CHOOSES to continue in the lifestyle and/or live in Utah. Last time I checked, no one is being forced to be in the lifestyle or live here. Those who don't like it are free to leave (Swingular or Utah) anytime.

xox
Tammy
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HELLO_KITTY12984 wrote:

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Nice Pics Kitty
thank ya. i figure if i'm gonna be a single male, i'm gonna be the hottest single male on planet earth! :P hahahahaha

although my favorite part of the first pic is her likes and dislikes.
Amazing Co.
Supplying you with super amazingness since 1984.
hey kitty,
how do i use my gift card for your clothing line?
do come to your house?
pitmommy
PITMOMMY wrote:

hey kitty,
how do i use my gift card for your clothing line?
do come to your house?
pitmommy


yupyup. just email me on here and you can come on over as long as you'll excuse the disaster my inventory room is in. Mark hid laundry in there when people were gonna come over and hang out. hahaha
*WHEW!* I don't live in Utah so I don't have to worry about being BOTH! Guess I'll settle for just being a SM.
Im not From UTAH or LDS and living in utah doesnt seem to affect my life in anyway! the alcohol content in beer sucks(good thing i only drink liquor) and i hope there is no way in hell they ever close the liquor store in ogden haha...But if u live in provo or orem u have to expect that...Utah has alot of advantages and a ton of beautiful women!!
I am not LDS and I love living in Utah. I happily choose to live here.

I agree the liquor store thing was silly.

I live in Utah County and get along great with my LDS coworkers and neighbors. There are things I don't agree with in the LDS church and culture but there are also many things I appreciate.
don't make me show off my amazing dick again. hahahaha
I agree UT13. Same here. Even with the crazy lickher laws, you can still get a drink.

CB & KB
PARTY1981 wrote:

I thought those cartoon girls were so hot, and then I noticed...


hahahaha. its called futa. i posted them since i was saying "what? i'm a single male now?" heeheehee
Hello_Kitty

This guy makes a satirical joke. About the blantant discrimination towards single men. Within the swinging lifestyle. And compares it to how the Mormons use thier political control in Utah. To force thier religious beliefs on others living in Utah. By passing stupid laws. That basically equate to Prohibition.


And what do you do? You attenpt to feminize him. By emasculating and ostresizing him for saying it. Which just basically proves and validates his thoughts. And probaly hundreds of other mens thoughts. So, you go ahead keep watching Oprah, Life Time, and Prime time Network Cop Dramas. And pretending you are not a lesbian who hates men.
JUSTIN68 wrote:

Hello_Kitty

This guy makes a satirical joke. About the blantant discrimination towards single men. Within the swinging lifestyle. And compares it to how the Mormons use thier political control in Utah. To force thier religious beliefs on others living in Utah. By passing stupid laws. That basically equate to Prohibition.


And what do you do? You attenpt to feminize him. By emasculating and ostresizing him for saying it. Which just basically proves and validates his thoughts. And probaly hundreds of other mens thoughts. So, you go ahead keep watching Oprah, Life Time, and Prime time Network Cop Dramas. And pretending you are not a lesbian who hates men.


Just my thoughts here but 75% of Single Male bashing posts on this site were started by single males just like you who seem to have Eore syndrome you know the donkey from Whinny the Poo "thats ok nobody cares any way"
We have friendship with several single males and have played with many of them but this i will promise not one of them has this i am picked on attitude. Its just plain ugly and shows your true attitude that you are just here for yourself and if you don't get what you want you will cry about it.
Oh and by the way Kitty whom you just attacked for your own ego is probably the biggest supporter of single males on this site and a total sweetie (although extremley sarcastic) so all i have to say is good luck to you in your quest to get laid because you forgot the rule its better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt...

Lucky
Isn't it amazing how some people just pop up every now and then, submit a Forum post making a total and complete ass of themselves by spewing unadulterated BS, and then disappear again for months at a time?

Probably the best thing to do in a situation like this is - take a break from "cruising" Graham Avenue and Rec Park, have a nice quiet candlelight dinner for one at Rizzo's, then pop a Chill Pill and catch a "Silver Whistle" performance at the Arcadia.
Then crawl back into hiding for another couple months whilst thinking up the next stoopid thing to post.
JUSTIN68 wrote:

Hello_Kitty

This guy makes a satirical joke. About the blantant discrimination towards single men. Within the swinging lifestyle. And compares it to how the Mormons use thier political control in Utah. To force thier religious beliefs on others living in Utah. By passing stupid laws. That basically equate to Prohibition.


And what do you do? You attenpt to feminize him. By emasculating and ostresizing him for saying it. Which just basically proves and validates his thoughts. And probaly hundreds of other mens thoughts. So, you go ahead keep watching Oprah, Life Time, and Prime time Network Cop Dramas. And pretending you are not a lesbian who hates men.


You don't know shit about the subject or the people responding to this thread. And calling you a fool is way too kind. Personally I think you came off looking like an ignorant twatwaffle. Kitty does MORE for the single male population then most couples here. She is not a man hating lesbian. But perhaps the fact that she has had more access to more pussy then your oversized clit has, well, one can understand your jealousy. Here's a little secret. Jealousy and stupidity are not attractive. And you can't afford to keep shooting yourself in the foot.

Oh and before you try to be accuse me of being a man hating lesbian also, I assure you that I LOVE LOVE LOVE men. Especially one in particular. And I do love sex. (Yummmmmmmy) However, I do NOT like fuctards. Guess which category you fit into.

When you can actually contribute to a thread without talking out of your ass, please, do so. Until then, STFU.

Blueeyes
aka
~mini skirt wearing crime fighting attorney at large~
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:

attorney at large~


Damn, you had me right up until that point. ;)
MAVENX wrote:

BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:

attorney at large~


Damn, you had me right up until that point. ;)


It's what Kitty calls me. Skirt and crime fighting are my specialties. Attorney just means I keep her ass out of trouble. LOL
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:

..looking like an ignorant twatwaffle. ... However, I do NOT like fuctards.

Twatwaffle AND fuctard in one post, I so love reading your posts BlueEyes. Makes me smile like a young man with his first Playboy.
Wait? Calling myself a futa single male feminizes the OP? I am SOOOO confused. bahahaha.

Oh yeah.. and you TOTALLY caught me. I am TOTALLY a man hating lesbian. I watch Lifetime and Oxygen on TV AAAAAAAAAAAALL the time. I just like to pretend I'm a straight chick who fucks single males all the time. It gets me off like no other. I fuck 'em til they cum, then laugh at how much I hate them, go home and masturbated to the fact for daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays. :P

Btw: Is futa masculisizing females? Or demasculizing males? I can never get that one straight? Maybe you should ask a transexual since futa and pre-op transexuals are basically the same thing. And for the record, I like transexuals. Chicks with dicks happen to turn me on. Which makes me more bisexual than anything else. Dixk + Vagina = Heterosexual Sex


Anymore nonsense and I'm going to yaoi all over the post. mmmmmmmmmmmm.
I love how the forum was going along just fine until someone had a problem with my futa. Oh well, I have returned along with my trusted single female lawyer. We shall save the day with more sexy pictures! :D

(I was trying to find pictures involving sake, but haven't found one yet.)

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Alright. Drinks are on me.

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And this one's for me, the man hating lesbian:
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Did someone say sake? Purple Haze please. Oh and while we are at it, I would like a snow roll, a spicy tuna roll, and some edammame.

What? I'm hungry and it's lunch time. This red head needs to eat. :D
i am a single male , and non lds in utah . i get along just fine . think the point here was that single men in the life are like non lds in utah , we don't have much of a say . women and couples will decide if we get to play , and the church will decide if we get to drink .... lmao tongue in cheek . and as far as the cartoon characters , shit i am on my knees begging for kitty , loved the likes and dislikes too . okay this is a ramble , so now you can all see why i never post .
here's for my heterosexuality!!! :P (yeah they're imaginary. big whoop. wanna fight about it? hahahahaha)

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kitty go back to being roxy .... smiles
KELLYTOPLAY wrote:

i am a single male , and non lds in utah . i get along just fine . think the point here was that single men in the life are like non lds in utah , we don't have much of a say . women and couples will decide if we get to play , and the church will decide if we get to drink .... lmao tongue in cheek . and as far as the cartoon characters , shit i am on my knees begging for kitty , loved the likes and dislikes too . okay this is a ramble , so now you can all see why i never post .


hey. any post that says you're on your knees begging for me... i call that A-OK! :P
im sure lots of guys would get on there knees and beg for you ... hope i am at the front of the line .