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Just wondering what type of mix of couples and singles you would invite to your fantasy party?
I guess the Responses can include things like preferences in no particular order for your age plus or minus, sex, Married or not, HWP, smoking, dick size , Religion, in shape, fake or natural breasts, breast size, shaved or waxed or not, Hair color, education, super hard core or on the softer side of play, etc.

Just an interesting question to ponder.
If you dont like this thread then dont read it and dont post on it.
we would invite drama free fit cpls...ourselves personally...

K&J
T, You get the screw up award. 3rd post.
What a dick!
T4REAL69 wrote:

I prefer clowns, midget and goats....or more simply midgets dressed like clowns and riding goats....now there is a party! ;)


Hey I think I saw some down the street the other night...bring your "dick" self out here and I'll see what I can do to hook ya up *giggles*
NAUGHTYGIRL101 wrote:

T4REAL69 wrote:

I prefer clowns, midget and goats....or more simply midgets dressed like clowns and riding goats....now there is a party! ;)


Hey I think I saw some down the street the other night...bring your "dick" self out here and I'll see what I can do to hook ya up *giggles*


I want pictures. Just askin.
Now we can see why intelligence and education level are important. I forgot to add one ;on the juice or not.
Back on track... The gatherings I've had,(from 12 to 130) consisted of a good mix of everything and worked well. But it's all preference. Some prefer couples and unicorns only. Whatever you want. Decide how big or small and go from there.
Yawn
Wow!
Emotionally mature. In other words someone who knows when it is ok to act like an ass, and can keep from doing so when it is not. It has nothing to do with age, we have seen folks much older than us that still have not obtained this, and folks younger than us who have.
Boring !!!!!!!!!!! Just sayin
Dibs on the female midget clown with the biggest ....


Seriously, you want to know what RELIGION people are before inviting them to a swinger party?


"Just wondering what type of mix of couples and singles you would invite to your fantasy party?"

Real couples who can have a good time without drama, are likely to get along with each other, and are most likely to all get wild and freaky with each other.

Oh, and get wild and freaky with us.
age: legal. Mixed ages because not everyone is attracted to just one age group.

sex: now are you asking gender or do they want to have sex?

Married: as long as they aren't currently now, previously before, or trying to be married to ME, it's all good.

HWP: again. Mixed because not everyone is attracted to the same thing.

smoking: outside.

dick size: it's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean. Of course, chicks with dicks get first dibs.

Religion: Uh, No. It's a swinger party. Not family home evening. I don't care if there is green jello salad. Now is not the time to catch up on your home teaching.

in shape: breathing and in good enough shape to not fall over dead.

fake or natural breasts: Breasts are something you don't discriminate against. Period.

breast size: damn it. I lost my tape measure. Guess anyone claiming to have them can come in.

shaved or waxed or not: again, mix it up. Just because I want bare floors doesn't mean someone else isn't into carpet.

Hair color: I'm not Hitler. Fuck the whole pure race shit. Blond, Red, Brunette, White, Gray, Bald.

education: be able to read and comprehend what's in front of you.

super hard core or on the softer side of play: doesn't matter as long as you respect OTHER guest's personal space.
I'm just relieved that no one is talking about letting the Irish attend.
Raychel says she's down for T4REAAL's party.
No, I just want to keep all the alcohol to myself
T4REAL69 wrote:

I prefer clowns, midget and goats....or more simply midgets dressed like clowns and riding goats....now there is a party! ;)

I am so there for this party!!!
where is my invite?
T4REAL69 wrote:
Lol....that sooooo witty....think of that all by yourself...tell you what...I'll let your wifey taste test me to see if I'm juicing!

Take my word...you'll do best to let this drop right now.

Better yet delete this post....repost and I promise to leave your precious little post alone


We are sure they will send you an invite if your date is a sexy midget in a clown suit and you two riding that goat! LOL
No Irish?

Damn. There goes my invite. :D
What if if the midget is Irish?
T4REAL69 wrote:
That said I didn't appreciate being attacked and called a dick, unintelligent, uneducated and a steriod user.


OK then, now all you have to do is change your name from Richard to something else, think deeply on everything you write, go back to school to get another degree and stop working out and no one will call you those things. Just keep that sexy midget around a little longer... Oh and don't BBQ the goat. LOL!

ps. Kudos on the apology!
Not to change the subject, but does anyone know if the booty call list is down? Trying to post and it won't allow.
IDCPL4FUN69 wrote:

I'm just relieved that no one is talking about letting the Irish attend.


oh crap, did i forget to mention no irish? yeeeeeah. no irish. :P
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:

Of course, chicks with dicks get first dibs.




am i good even though its not technically natural nor attached to my body? as long as i'm not whapping people in the head? unless they want that of course. :P
HELLO_KITTY12984 wrote:

BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:

Of course, chicks with dicks get first dibs.




am i good even though its not technically natural nor attached to my body? as long as i'm not whapping people in the head? unless they want that of course. :P


I dunno...the IRISH part of me says no. The perv side of me says HELL YEAH!

xox
Tammy
-who's half Irish and half Cherokee. Just not sure which half is which. ;)
T....you're my hero brother....:)
Someone hasn't gotten lucky ...I can fix that ;)
ABCCOUPLE wrote:

red head postal


OMG. I love that. Altho someone once told me a red head is just a pissed off blond. LOL
:) Maybemor, you are a magnet for the worst that can come out of a public forum situation!

One small piece of forum advice, if someone posts something stupid, everyone can read their post and see that they're a douchebag, if you call them out or make a direct attack, you end up over-douching (new word!) their original post and you best have your flame proof suit on... however there are times where someone says something that just can not be left alone, those are times for eloquence, calling someone a dick... not so eloquent. Remember behind a keyboard, every one is the baddest of the badasses and no one is afraid to let you know of that very fact.

What I think the OP was maybe trying to ask here, was what kind of mix of people make up a good party, and being as it was asked in a public setting i would assume that the intent was to call upon a greater knowledge base. People who have previously hosted parties, presumably ones that went well and ones that didn't go so well.

Lets face it, we don't all like the same thing (thank god), we are not all the same (thank god.. maybe this is the religion part?) and unless you have more talent than I, we cant invite 50 couples on the premise that are all going to play with us in one given night. So we have to plan a party based on the incomprehensible fact that some of these couples are going to be meshing with other couples at the party and they wont all be staying in our beds tonight.

What we have found is just to invite a variety, of course the people you are interested in, but also the people that you may not be interested in directly, chances are that someone at that party very well may be. The only real thing that we try to avoid when compiling a party list is those who are known to cause trouble.

its Friday night! Cheers!
T4REAL69 wrote:

I prefer clowns, midget and goats....or more simply midgets dressed like clowns and riding goats....now there is a party! ;)


Don't forget to invite us too~

http://swingersoccasion.com/images_link/zutisewi.jpg
T4REAL69 wrote:

I prefer clowns, midget and goats....or more simply midgets dressed like clowns and riding goats....now there is a party! ;)


Pics from our last theme party. T.. You are invited! That would be insane! :)

http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/images/110709-nude-circus-clowns.jpg
RANDMR wrote:

:) Maybemor, you are a magnet for the worst that can come out of a public forum situation! One small piece of forum advice, if someone posts something stupid, everyone can read their post and see that they're a douchebag, if you call them out or make a direct attack, you end up over-douching (new word!) their original post and you best have your flame proof suit on... however there are times where someone says something that just can not be left alone, those are times for eloquence, calling someone a dick... not so eloquent. Remember behind a keyboard, every one is the baddest of the badasses and no one is afraid to let you know of that very fact. What I think the OP was maybe trying to ask here, was what kind of mix of people make up a good party, and being as it was asked in a public setting i would assume that the intent was to call upon a greater knowledge base. People who have previously hosted parties, presumably ones that went well and ones that didn't go so well. Lets face it, we don't all like the same thing (thank god), we are not all the same (thank god.. maybe this is the religion part?) and unless you have more talent than I, we cant invite 50 couples on the premise that are all going to play with us in one given night. So we have to plan a party based on the incomprehensible fact that some of these couples are going to be meshing with other couples at the party and they wont all be staying in our beds tonight. What we have found is just to invite a variety, of course the people you are interested in, but also the people that you may not be interested in directly, chances are that someone at that party very well may be. The only real thing that we try to avoid when compiling a party list is those who are known to cause trouble. its Friday night! Cheers!


Damn well said...bravo!
(quote) - Just wondering what type of mix of couples and singles you would invite to your fantasy party?
I guess the Responses can include things like preferences in no particular order for your age plus or minus, sex, Married or not, HWP, smoking, dick size , Religion, in shape, fake or natural breasts, breast size, shaved or waxed or not, Hair color, education, super hard core or on the softer side of play, etc.

Just an interesting question to ponder.
If you dont like this thread then dont read it and dont post on it. - (quote)

Nah, there's no drama in the Lifestyle.
Hey, whats wrong with the Irish? And we prefer to be call drunken assholes