Did you hear the latest news? Swingular and Mark Burnett are teaming up to bring us the next season of Survivor with a twist: Swingular Survivor. It will be comprised of couple teams as well as a careful mix of singles balanced between girls and guys.
For devoted fans, you know what this will mean. The producers need your help. They are trying to come up with challenges for the contestants. If you were a producer, what challenges would you come up with for the players?
Mav
DISCLAIMER: No, there really is no partnership between Mark Burnett Productions and Swingular but it would be pretty cool to believe!
For devoted fans, you know what this will mean. The producers need your help. They are trying to come up with challenges for the contestants. If you were a producer, what challenges would you come up with for the players?
Mav
DISCLAIMER: No, there really is no partnership between Mark Burnett Productions and Swingular but it would be pretty cool to believe!
VLADTHEIMPALER wrote:
Do you get voted or fucked off the island?
Nope, you have to watch everyone else fuck as you walk through the forest. hahahahha
I noticed this year they have a Redemption Island... What if you were banished and had to please one of the shows producers to be let back into the game.
Pin the dickie in the tail? A row of 5 naked women bend over along with last weeks losing male who has to kneel down between them. Another male is blindfolded and spun around 'till dizzy and has to try to place his dickie into one of the females. If he accidentally gets the other guys mouth instead, he is declared bisexual and, for all practical purposes, banished from the island. If the male on male contact does occur, any male audience member who sprouts wood is automatically declared bi-curious and also banished.
In the female version, 5 males stand naked with one female kneeling between them. The female tries to impale herself upon a male. If she accidentally gets the other females mouth and enjoys it, unlike the male version, she is declared queen of the island with an unlimited hall pass for the rest of the show.
While this might not seem like fair rules, anyone who argues with them is declared gay, tarred, feathered, and sent to a neighboring island populated by gay male gorillas. Good luck.
I'm gonna get myself in trouble again with this post, aren't I? Kinda slow on the forums lately though, so what the heck!!
On second thought, probably no one here is bold enough to address the point here anyway! AHHH that narrow minded, judgmental vanilla crowd -- we've WAY got it over them.
In the female version, 5 males stand naked with one female kneeling between them. The female tries to impale herself upon a male. If she accidentally gets the other females mouth and enjoys it, unlike the male version, she is declared queen of the island with an unlimited hall pass for the rest of the show.
While this might not seem like fair rules, anyone who argues with them is declared gay, tarred, feathered, and sent to a neighboring island populated by gay male gorillas. Good luck.
I'm gonna get myself in trouble again with this post, aren't I? Kinda slow on the forums lately though, so what the heck!!
On second thought, probably no one here is bold enough to address the point here anyway! AHHH that narrow minded, judgmental vanilla crowd -- we've WAY got it over them.FUN4MWF wrote:
Pin the dickie in the tail? A row of 5 naked women bend over along with last weeks losing male who has to kneel down between them. Another male is blindfolded and spun around 'till dizzy and has to try to place his dickie into one of the females. If he accidentally gets the other guys mouth instead, he is declared bisexual and, for all practical purposes, banished from the island. If the male on male contact does occur, any male audience member who sprouts wood is automatically declared bi-curious and also banished.
In the female version, 5 males stand naked with one female kneeling between them. The female tries to impale herself upon a male. If she accidentally gets the other females mouth and enjoys it, unlike the male version, she is declared queen of the island with an unlimited hall pass for the rest of the show.
While this might not seem like fair rules, anyone who argues with them is declared gay, tarred, feathered, and sent to a neighboring island populated by gay male gorillas. Good luck.
I'm gonna get myself in trouble again with this post, aren't I? Kinda slow on the forums lately though, so what the heck!!
I need to buy you a drink and just bask in your sexy warm presence.
Oh well, I'm banished by default then.
Mav
Mav
MAVENX wrote:
Oh well, I'm banished by default then.
Mav
Ooops ... When I first joined here, sometime last summer, I logged in and posted a lot and I remember you from a couple posts back then. I'm thinking you were listed differently back then ... maybe as "Curious" or "Comfortable?" Have you upgraded?
Either way, I, for one, think that's pretty cool for you to be open about that.
As far as "Swingular Survivor" goes, there are obviously many more rules in my version. Did I mention the three "Get out of Banishment Free" cards that are given to the naturally red-haired gals that they can distribute however they want? Or the fact that I've my own personal sailboat that I can use to visit adjoining islands? (Of course, with my navigation skills, I'd prolly hit the dang Gay Ape island and miss yours!)
Either way, in my survivor version, you'll wanna cinch-up yer belt real tight 'cause I gotta thing for articulate, handsome types that just might cause them jeans ta somehow get torn right off!
Dang, I'm flirting with men on a forum here again, someone's gotta slap me!
a miniature putt course the putter for males attached to their dicks and for women attached to a dildo. winner does who they want and loser must do every one else. how about a flag football game but then you get tthe picture on where the flag is and how attached
KOIMOO wrote:
a miniature putt course the putter for males attached to their dicks and for women attached to a dildo. winner does who they want and loser must do every one else. how about a flag football game but then you get tthe picture on where the flag is and how attached
Ouch!
First of all, couples play as teams for the entire episode. Singles would be paired and play as a team.
After a few days on the island, there would be a blind fold challenge. The guys stand around naked. Each women, in turn, walks into the naked guy circle blindfolded. She has to identify each guy just by the feel of their cock.
Same challenge for the men but they have to do it by the feel of the girl's tits.
Heck, that would make for an excellent Meet and Greet game!
Mav
After a few days on the island, there would be a blind fold challenge. The guys stand around naked. Each women, in turn, walks into the naked guy circle blindfolded. She has to identify each guy just by the feel of their cock.
Same challenge for the men but they have to do it by the feel of the girl's tits.
Heck, that would make for an excellent Meet and Greet game!
Mav