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We are considering trying a little anal sex and are wondering if we should do an enema first to make sure its nice and clean, and which enema would be recommended. Thanks!!

M & D
Absolutely an enema first. Milk and olive oil does sound exotic but warm water with a little salt added works just fine. don't pump in too much liquid. a cup should be fine. repeat if you want. As the previous poster mentioned, give yourself an hour (or two or three) for the colon to absorb any excess liquid and you are good to go.

packing fudge is not only messy but greatly increases the chance of pain (kind of makes sense doesn't it?).

happy humping.
DOUBLETHEFUN wrote:

Girl...you are gonna love love love it! Yes, definitely enema first. Red wine works well.


Wow! Remember alcohol through the back door is very dangerous. The wine is absorbed directly into the blood stream which makes this a very risky cleaning. An wine enema is a great way to kill yourself. I would avoid this and stick with a saline solution.
I'm feeling a little sick about now.

But cachecouple, that's very good of you to point that out. I hadn't heard that before.
Really? How about going to the drug store and just buying one for about $2.00...much safer, and you can keep your groceries in the fridge...... lol
WESEE wrote:

I'm feeling a little sick about now. But cachecouple, that's very good of you to point that out. I hadn't heard that before.


Actually the hubby watched someone die in the ER from alcohol poisoning caused by an alcohol enema. Please, please, please swinger friends don't use wine or any other type of alcohol in an enema:)
There was an episode of MANSWERS about alcohol in the rectum. It is the fastest way to get drunk, BUT the liquor, wine, beer, etc. doesn't pass through the kidneys and other organs before it hits your bloodstream, so you get all the toxins and other stuff (besides the alcohol) directly. It is NOT a good idea, but if anyone here decides that they want to try it, PLEASE have a buddy with a phone nearby so there can be an ambulance on the way if needed....
CACHECOUPLE wrote:

WESEE wrote:

I'm feeling a little sick about now. But cachecouple, that's very good of you to point that out. I hadn't heard that before.
Actually the hubby watched someone die in the ER from alcohol poisoning caused by an alcohol enema. Please, please, please swinger friends don't use wine or any other type of alcohol in an enema:)




Thanks cache good info
Sorry for the bad advice. I read once that red wine was a good way to prepare and it has worked well for me. I use a little bit at a time and don't even get a buzz but apparently it isn't a good idea. I didn't realize it was dangerous. Thanks for the info!
CANDEEME wrote:

Really? How about going to the drug store and just buying one for about $2.00...much safer, and you can keep your groceries in the fridge...... lol


I am an EMT and have seen first hand the result of alcohol in the rectum not a pretty sight.
LVSTRIPPERBABE wrote:

We are considering trying a little anal sex and are wondering if we should do an enema first to make sure its nice and clean, and which enema would be recommended. Thanks!!

M & D


Hi guys I just wanted to know how was it and finally what did you guys used and how did it work... ;)
There has to be a good reason why, when there's an upcoming examination or procedure, doctors usually recommend going to the drug store and buying a simple "FLEET" enema (that's the brand name).
It's the right amount of the right solution, simple to use, and immediately disposable.

I see absolutely no rhyme or reason for getting overly creative about this - unless you're looking at turning the actual preparation into part of your play.
Something I for one have ZERO interest in doing.
Wow, the visual on that is not pretty!
Wow you all make it sound complacated, best and free way is a warm shower flus canal your set. dick can only go in so far to be enjoyible. and if your not relaxed you can rip the guys dick off so if your not relaxed about the idea its not worth it so enjoy simple warm water from your shower or tub.
Cleaning Your Butt
A guide to taking care of your butt before and after sex.
by Joe Dobbert



Hygiene is a big issue when you
To add to what others have said...make sure temperature of the liquid is not to hott or to cold...or your enema will cause cramps and not work well as far as coming back out easily...warm but not hott...or cool but not cold.
Thanks for all of the great info! You guys rock! And you are all so knowledgeable. I love having a forum to ask all of the hard questions you might not want to ask anyone else.
Just occurred to me.....................
Wouldn't there be something appropriately ironic to using chocolate milk?
SUPERSNAKESS wrote:

...or strawberry quick?


Oh now that's just fucking sick.
CARRIERMANANDGEEKGIRL wrote:

SUPERSNAKESS wrote:

...or strawberry quick?
Oh now that's just fucking sick.


I'm just glad that malted milk wasn't mentioned... (this whole conversation is going on my list of reason's not to drink milk LOL)

I must say---i'm not a planner so this conversation wouldn't come up in my house...it normally starts and ends with "Hey honey put that in my ass now!"
quote] I'm just glad that malted milk wasn't mentioned... (this whole conversation is going on my list of reason's not to drink milk LOL) I must say---i'm not a planner so this conversation wouldn't come up in my house...it normally starts and ends with "Hey honey put that in my ass now!"[/quote]

OK, time for all you Bosco and Ovaltine folks to fess up.
Laverne & Shirley were into milk and Pepsi - so why not?

And JUST - I had you pegged as a prevert from Day-1.

"Hey honey put that in my ass now!"
Lucky S.O.B.
Wow! This thread is going to turn us celibate. Hopefully
it will die a quick death.
I'm already pretty much celibate. But I'm thinking I might stop drinking milk now.
SUPERSNAKESS wrote:

I asked the Mrs. about using milk and she gave me a funny look and said she'd rather I gave her an enema with a diet coke. LOL!


Just don't shake her up too much she might explode!
I would check with your doctor. Salt can actually make me dry up more and have high blood pressure and excessive swelling. So this does not sound right to me to drink salt with water. Can you drink from the great salt lake. I think not sooooo do not put to much salt in your body at all. I have had toxemia with each baby and was told to not have salt and limit my sodium. So if you have slow acting kidneys then I would not even try it. Do a real enema. However like karmicsunrise said be cautious with that area. It is sensitive and full of bacteria. Talk to your doctor. k

sara hotfire
I have always found that mouth was works good. Im not sure if its good for you but it makes your butt kissable. Sphincterlin lol I should market that