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First: I got a car. 1993 mitsubishi expo 7 seater, 150,000 miles. Runs great. Paying $1000. My friend was selling it for a bit more but when she heard about my dilemma she was kind enough to drop the price. She's one of my nice molly mormon friends. Amazing that people like her seem to still like me. LOL

Second: Where did the Daily Chuckles thread go? I am admittedly the worlds biggest technotard but it seems to to have just disappeared. If you can find it can ya link me? And if it's gone, could someone please start a new one? I can type jokes, but for some reason I can never get pics to post. Grrr.

Thanks for everyone for their support and suggestions.

xox
Tammy

p.s. Please note this thread is posted in Just Talk. But if you really want me to add something sexual to it, just pretend that a soccer mom station wagon is sexy. Best I can do. ;)
Thanks sweetie! xox
Soccer mom station wagons are way sexy! I have a hot soccer mom naked on top of the hood right now in my head.
LOGANLOVERS wrote:

Soccer mom station wagons are way sexy! I have a hot soccer mom naked on top of the hood right now in my head.


I think you should be thinking about a hot soccer mom's hood....:D
http://static.rarbg.com/posters2/5/58bfd8a0d68b3189e397241655da864089579a48.jpg
That's a sweet ride, but to fully realize its potential and you might consider a few modifications to make it a true multi-purpose vehicle... maybe remove the middle bench seat, add a tv, wet bar, tack on some fluorescent lights, install matching pull-down shades with beaded ribbon, and of course for good measure a pink neon sticker on the window "if the van's a rockin' don't come a knockin'"
NAKEDSPEED wrote:

That's a sweet ride, but to fully realize its potential and you might consider a few modifications to make it a true multi-purpose vehicle... maybe remove the middle bench seat, add a tv, wet bar, tack on some fluorescent lights, install matching pull-down shades with beaded ribbon, and of course for good measure a pink neon sticker on the window "if the van's a rockin' don't come a knockin'"


Uh, where do I let the kids sit? I don't think there's room for all that and 4 growing boys. LOL
I believe you can find an attached trailer for very reasonable prices, and if they behave you can let them out to clean the van after the party:-p
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:


p.s. Please note this thread is posted in Just Talk. But if you really want me to add something sexual to it, just pretend that a soccer mom station wagon is sexy. Best I can do. ;)
They are sexy...especially when all the action is taking place in the back seat :D as for the daily chuckles, its still there...its linked on the home page as i type.
HIBRIGHTEYES wrote:

They are sexy...especially when all the action is taking place in the back seat :D as for the daily chuckles, its still there...its linked on the home page as i type.


I got front seats, middle seats, and way back seats. And they fold down.

Just sayin. :D
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:

HIBRIGHTEYES wrote:

They are sexy...especially when all the action is taking place in the back seat :D as for the daily chuckles, its still there...its linked on the home page as i type.


I got front seats, middle seats, and way back seats. And they fold down.

Just sayin. :D


The Mr is a soccer player..................... ;o)
HIBRIGHTEYES wrote:

The Mr is a soccer player..................... ;o)


Well how much room does he need for his balls? :D
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:

HIBRIGHTEYES wrote:

They are sexy...especially when all the action is taking place in the back seat :D as for the daily chuckles, its still there...its linked on the home page as i type.
I got front seats, middle seats, and way back seats. And they fold down. Just sayin. :D


So let me see if I got this straight...........

Both you AND the seats go down?
You just have to know which buttons to push. ;)

p.s. Actually, it's been awhile. I'm injured. I need TLC. :(
Sweetie, when you cum right down to it, we both know there's really only one button that needs pushing to get everything else going.

Now GET THE HELL WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aw c'mon, you don't think my bent over hobble is sexy and alluring? LOL
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:

Aw c'mon, you don't think my bent over hobble is sexy and alluring? LOL


A bent over woman is always alluring.
I think I would need a Vicodin first. And a heating pad wrapped around my ribs. How sexy is that. LOL
DCCCFUN wrote:

Let me know when you need some work under the hood. Shop is right near you and I won't screw you! Unless you and my wife says it is ok! You will still have to pay for parts!


You have an email. :D