Swingers Forum - Re hashing some recent posts

So I have put alot of thought into some recent post (who would you like to stuff for the holidays, And who would you like to unwrap) and i have decided because we are so awesome (also a recent post) i wanted to pose this question.

Who wants to be my Christmas present this year?



Disclaimer ..........I am not really conceded and this post was formed in complete sarcasm no feelings were intended to be hurt or toes stepped on in the case someones toes were stepped on we would be happy to kiss them better as long as they are clean groomed and shaven....

I guess you forgot your "insert sarcasm" line in the disclaimer babe lol

Oh and pick me...pick me...but you already knew that *giggles*

Mr TiffnD: Well said! Sir Laurence Olivier couldn't hold a candle to you!

(Jumping up and down with hand in the air) OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO ME ME ME ME PICK ME PICK ME! hehehe

JDTRUCKA66 wrote:

Is this thread single male biased? Just gotta check these things ya know :P

Ummmm...just knowing my hubby, I don't think he wants a single male for Christmas rofl

quote=BLUEEYESINUTAH]Awww Mr.Tiff.... pussy got your tongue? [/quote]

Not Yet...hehehe. But a guy can hope! LOL

NAUGHTYGIRL101 wrote:

Haha...trust me I done my research on this one roflmao

Me too

NAUGHTYGIRL101 wrote:

JDTRUCKA66 wrote:

Is this thread single male biased? Just gotta check these things ya know :P

Ummmm...just knowing my hubby, I don't think he wants a single male for Christmas rofl

Oh haha...yea so ur hubby posted this LOL!Sorry, drinking during the day again....Ummmmmmm....just kidding?! LOL! :P

MORGANCOUPLE wrote:

TIFFND wrote:

So..if...wait..no...If I were to...ahhh...damn..that isn't right either... If Ms TiffnD were ask me..to.. No..she wouldn't... Awww..never mind! I feel better tho...Thanks for allowing me to express myself... Mr TiffnD

Very well put my friend and thanks for clearing that up for me....

Awww..no problem..words just come easy to me..I guess...

Or....in other words....

Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in awhile...

NAUGHTYGIRL101 wrote:

I guess you forgot your "insert sarcasm" line in the disclaimer babe lol Oh and pick me...pick me...but you already knew that *giggles*

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By the first??...Hmmmm...maybe

TIFFND wrote:

So I've read all the threads..
about Gym Rats and Tall Women
Even read the long one
About "Dick Size" while you're swimmin'

I've bought me a bike
To ride to Las Vegas
I'm going on down
To swing 'cause God made us...


I wonder if I....
Might find someone to stuff
Or unwrap for Christmas
right down to her muff

Ahh the thoughts they confuse me
But what can I say?
I read it all here..
In threads, just today

Ahh well let me say..
To all my new friends
Don't take it too serious
And we'll have nothing to mend

So with these parting words
I'll wish everyone
May all get what you want
In this season of fun!

Or something like that..

Mr TiffnD

That was my whole point in putting up this thread thank you for getting it and happy holidays to you my friend...

Thank you...can I rewrite the last verse?? forgot to type some of the needed words..LOL

MORGANCOUPLE wrote:

COUNTRYBIKERS wrote:

(Jumping up and down with hand in the air) OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO ME ME ME ME PICK ME PICK ME! hehehe

You my darling have just made it a very merry Christmas...

Notice i did not say HO HO HO i did not want that to be misconstrued and any one to think i was calling names lol......

who would i like to stuff for the holidays ......hmmmmmmmmmmm.....lol......
gonna narrow down the list .... WOMEN lol........

well all i say say then is ill put on my chaffuer hat for ya morgan , all i can do lol

MISPLACEDTXN1969 wrote:

a blind friend's request? does that mean you fuck by braille? isnt that more like yellow pages sex? let your fingers do the walking?

roflmfao...thank hun, I just spewed coffee on my keyboard...that was a good one!!!

MISPLACEDTXN1969 wrote:



Any time darlin...that's what we are here for...other people's amusement and pleasure

And I thought I was the only one who enjoyed having that title "for other's amusement and pleasure" rofl

MISPLACEDTXN1969 wrote:



When i find that trademark symbol somewhere on your person...we shall stop using the title...sound fair?

Oh I don't mind sharing hehehe

WILDNSASSY wrote:

Lets all take all of this sexual frustration and have an amazing time at the christmas party!!!!! So excited to meet all of you and can't wait to see what you "won't" be wearing!!!

Kudos to you for spelling out Christmas instead of using X.

MISPLACEDTXN1969 wrote:

NAUGHTYGIRL101 wrote:

[quote=MISPLACEDTXN1969]

When i find that trademark symbol somewhere on your person...we shall stop using the title...sound fair?

Oh I don't mind sharing hehehe

Lol...I'm a little dense, but I think I just got shot down...lol...and in a public forum...oh the humanity!![/quote]

I was talking about the title of being here for others amusement and pleasure, silly *giggles*