Swingers Forum - So where are the kinky people at

My suggestion....uh, delete this post so you don't get your ass handed to you by all the Single Male Haters. LOL

Condolences on your breakup tho. In the meantime, change/fix your profile, answer booty calls asking for single males, have fun on the forums, and don't use the chat room to troll for sex. Oh and attend the meet and greets.

You need to understand one thing very clearly. You have to be INVITED to join a couple, kinky or otherwise. Until then, date single girls and get to know your hand really well.

xox
Tammy
-who is NOT a single male hater. just so ya know

Aside from your profile showing you are a couple, "Additional Info/Comments
We would like people more or less around our age group. Single guys just hoping for a hook up, I'm sorry but we're more interested in doing stuff with other couples if we pass just watching. "

That's from your profile. So you wanted people around your age group and you didn't want single males. Does it surprise you that other couples aren't beating down your door now that you are a single male?

DARKNLADYJEDI wrote:

Aside from your profile showing you are a couple, "Additional Info/Comments
We would like people more or less around our age group. Single guys just hoping for a hook up, I'm sorry but we're more interested in doing stuff with other couples if we pass just watching. "

That's from your profile. So you wanted people around your age group and you didn't want single males. Does it surprise you that other couples aren't beating down your door now that you are a single male?

That is on there because of her. But point taken - I'm working on changing it.

You don't have to have admin's approval to change the info part of your profile...start there!

BIGCOUPLE wrote:

But on the same token, who takes the time to read people's profiles?

Seriously?? I can tell if someone has taken the few minutes it takes to read our profile and if they haven't they won't even get a reply to their friends requests...so this tells me you don't read profiles either...good luck to ya lol

People who don't read profiles and troll here are pus infected boils on the slimy ass of a decomposing retarded twatwaffle. They send friends requests like spam, they think it's a numbers game, and don't know the first thing about charm, sensuality, or seducing anyone. These are people who are so desperate and pathetic that to quote someone...."I wouldn't want to poke them on facebook much less fuck them in real life".

I have zero tolerance for people like that. So please, never, ever, insinuate that you can't take the time to read a profile. You just totally lose credibility when you do that.

Rant over.

xox
Tammy

BIGCOUPLE wrote:

Thank you. I agree with all. As for updating the profile - I've been working on it for a bit now but nothing gets changed unless I contact customer service. But on the same token, who takes the time to read people's profiles? My thing is, how can I even get people to see that I'm credible? Thanks for the ideas but it's tough to show that I'm not like everyone else when I don't do anything.

"Who takes the time to read people's profiles????????????????????????"

HELLO!!!

Do you honestly think ANYONE is gonna hook up with or start communicating with ANYONE without first reading their profile?
Dude, I think you may need to take a step or two backward and do some serious self assessment on what it is you're looking for in the Lifestyle as opposed to what you SHOULD be looking for - and also take a long hard look at what your profile and your posts convey to others about what it IS you're looking for.
So far, you appear to be trying to catch flies with vinegar as opposed to sugar.

But then, this is merely MY opinion.

BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:

People who don't read profiles and troll here are pus infected boils on the slimy ass of a decomposing retarded twatwaffle. They send friends requests like spam, they think it's a numbers game, and don't know the first thing about charm, sensuality, or seducing anyone. These are people who are so desperate and pathetic that to quote someone...."I wouldn't want to poke them on facebook much less fuck them in real life". I have zero tolerance for people like that. So please, never, ever, insinuate that you can't take the time to read a profile. You just totally lose credibility when you do that. Rant over. xox Tammy

wow ok blueeyes don't sugar coat it tell us how you really feel.

Well excuse us.

Those with a little kink do exist but are few and far between.
Blane

HIGHDESERTCPL22 wrote:

CARRIERMAN wrote:

[quote=U2LOVER]Those with a little kink do exist but are few and far between. Blane

Sometimes, being a minority can be fun.

You're killin me! LOL.. Now where in the hell is few and far?.. looking for those kinky folks.. Mr High.. Sure is hard not to start some serious bashing in this post![/quote]

Where the hell is few and far?

Why, it's right at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK.
Easy to find.

CARRIERMAN wrote:

Kinky?

I'm sure everyone has heard the comparison between a feather and a chicken by now.
Tomorrow is my favorite day of the year.
Chickens will rat you out - turkeys don't talk.

I'm almost afraid to know how you came to that conclusion. :P

I so don't wanna know!!!

Speak for yourselves. Do I *look* like I'm a perv? *batting eyelashes*

MISPLACEDTXN1969 wrote:

BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:

Speak for yourselves. Do I *look* like I'm a perv? *batting eyelashes*

We certainly hope so...and from reading previous posts...I'm bettin pervier than most of us here...lol.

seriously, my non lifestyle friends nicknamed me "Pervilicious. I guess I'm something in between a perv and delicious. I'm mostly amused, and only slightly concerned. I think that neon sign over my head is outing me.

JACKANDJILL69 wrote:

Back to the original post and the question. If we can here are our thoughts. As stated before, by several others, BIGCOUPLE, We would suggest that you go back and read just your posts. Forget what anyone else has said to you, just your posts. Once you have done that then please finish reading this one......
Okay you finished and your back, well our advice and 50 cents could get you a cup of coffee or get you laid.
The first thing we noticed is there seems to be allot of animosity, anger and frustration. We noticed your age and what you wrote in your profile. We feel the main reason you are not getting any action is no one likes drama. In your posts on this Forum, you have mentioned your divorce, the fact that you will not create a new profile, 'cause this one was mine first', and on your main profile you mention the death of a close friend. ALL DRAMA. You and your 'significant other' may have started in the LS for what ever reason, but the LS is not about the Male and or you. There is a rule here, "He who has the Pussy makes the Rules." The Mrs JackandJill as many others have mentioned wouldn't invite you over with that kind of attitude, no matter how bad the Mr. would love to learn how to throw the discus.
When others have suggested you change you have gotten irate. So, we won't suggest you change. Keep going the way you are, and in a week please get back on this post and tell us all how's it's working for you. Until then, because today is Thanksgiving, be thankful for those who have given to you. Including the Ex. Let it go... Your anger, your frustration, your animosity towards others, including the EX and if you have to the profile. There's one thing in life that is constant.... Change. Best of luck to you on your adventure.
Jack and Jill

Thank you that was very well put and i agree 100%
Lucky

To the OP.....

Let me preface this 'offer' with the statement that I am by no means an expert in profile writing. However I have had several compliments on mine as well as had a few ask me to help them with theirs. If you would like some help with yours, I would be more then happy to do so. Lets focus on your positive attributes, add some more pics, and turn this clusterfuck around.

Of course, you may not want or even need my help. That is up to you. But should you want it, just shoot me an email and let's see what we can do. And for the record, this is an offer for actual profile help. Not sex. LOL

Happy Thanksgiving.

xox
Tammy

quote=ODIEODIE]Ok i've been readin and readin and readin and think it's time i throw ma balls in on the convo here.
First of all hoss there are plenty of people here looking for something or other. BUT pretty much ALL will tell you to fuck off with some of the pushy/agressive attitude. I've always been a no bullshit kinda dude so from my perspective the way you are comming off is that you are just out for some ass or a good ol bang and boot so to speak, you may not have said that but in so many words it's pretty clear what you are after. So i would have to say my advice to you would be to go to your local bar with a couple hundred in your pocket and get some chick smashed enough to take home with you like the rest of the guys have done for years that are just lookin for a bang and boot. The people that come on here are looking for more then just oh hey your here lets fuck, they are looking for friendship as well you know maby naked twister before fuckin lol. But all i'm sayin is from what i've seen/read you need to get some of your things together before entering into this lifestyle be it single or couple. [/quote].



I just think you wanted to see if you could get balls in your first sentence....lol...well done and well said.

I'm pretty kinky girl, but I am to busy basting myself at the moment and with a midget in the closet beating off.

just me lol hahaha def. not getting stuffed tonight;( I'll be at work.

Ya know I have to say this post has lasted a whole hell of alot longer than I thought it would considering Blue gave the best advice of anyone very early on when she said "Remove this before you get your ass handed to you" and I would also like to say that I am so very proud of everyone! Considering the attitude that has been thrown at everyone, you have all behaved like perfect ladies and gentleman! hehehe

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Mrs.C

TIFFND wrote:

Damn Thread titles....

Feeling a little strange for this party, now..sitting here in my Duck Head and swim fins.....THOUGHT there was something KINKY here...sheeesh....

hhhmmmm Now there is an interesting visual!

COUNTRYBIKERS wrote:

Ya know I have to say this post has lasted a whole hell of alot longer than I thought it would considering Blue gave the best advice of anyone very early on when she said "Remove this before you get your ass handed to you" and I would also like to say that I am so very proud of everyone! Considering the attitude that has been thrown at everyone, you have all behaved like perfect ladies and gentleman! hehehe

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Mrs.C

You know hun...I have thought the same thing for about 2 pages now...see just throw a little kink in the mix and we all CAN get along *giggles*

Kisses (and something kinky)...Naugh-Ty

"But on the same token, who takes the time to read people's profiles?"

Single dudes don't, that is for sure. Why they are so often hated. I read every profile I friend request or accept as a friend request, and often a lot of others I want to know more about. That is why we have a profile, and we put words there, so people who are interested in us can read what we type. If your ass cares not enough about us to read our profile, but you want to fuck the Mrs. No thanks pal.

No one can say that we don't know how to beat a dead horse here.

NAUGHTYGIRL101 wrote:

WESEE wrote:

No one can say that we don't know how to beat a dead horse here.

Hey but we're having fun here...that's a step in the right direction isn't it lol

That's right...and I'm still just sitting here in this damn Duckhead and swimfins waiting for the rest of the kinkies to show up....

Well to those looking for a willing soul. Mr. u2lover is one but when it comes to kink the mrs is a bit of a voyeur.

CARRIERMAN wrote:

TIFFND wrote:

[quote=NAUGHTYGIRL101][quote=WESEE]No one can say that we don't know how to beat a dead horse here.

Hey but we're having fun here...that's a step in the right direction isn't it lol

That's right...and I'm still just sitting here in this damn Duckhead and swimfins waiting for the rest of the kinkies to show up....[/quote]

That's why you're just sitting there by yourself.

You forgot the snorkle, K-Mart Blue Light and tennis balls.

Sheeesh - rookies.[/quote]

Damn...think you're right....Wonder if Kmart is still open...

NAUGHTYGIRL101 wrote:

UTAHPLEASURES wrote:

Very kinky here and some LOL

And I think I speak for everyone when I say we do so love seeing the visual evidence of your kink Kisses...Naugh-Ty

Thank you and my inbox is always open for an invite