56 year old woman charged with theft of labor for allegedly walking out on the restaurant bill, pedestrian under the influence for walking on city streets while inebriated, and aggravated assault for menacing the officer with a sex toy.
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/police-carolee-bildsten-tried-to-assault-cop-with-sex-toy/19712373
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/police-carolee-bildsten-tried-to-assault-cop-with-sex-toy/19712373
Ok I know you all have heard it before, but I just gotta say "what I wouldn't give for a little abuse!".