I mean, yeah it's fun to hang out with some sexy peeps, maybe wear a funky, sexy costume or even get a little crazy but SERIOUSLY ladies...do we really have to douse ourselves head to toe in glitter? Invariably the day after the big Halloween party I look like I got jumped backstage at a drag queen pagent! And we all know that glitter is the HERPES of craft supplies. Once you get that shit on you it NEVER goes away! ;-)
Evil
Evil
lmao
Yeah! And I don't remember the blue eye shadow being this hard to get off before...looks like mike tyson got a hold of me and then I rolled in glitter...lmao
Really? You're complaining about glitter? Whatevs
Hey dave...insert sarcasm here hun lol
OMG. That was too freakin funny.
And Dave, settle down or I'm locking YOU up in your dungeon...LOL
And Dave, settle down or I'm locking YOU up in your dungeon...LOL
Why was there glitter on my balls this morning? huh...
I'm sorry, Mr. Stacy! I tried to keep my angel dust to myself....but hey, glitter happens!
LMAO Evil....nice post! Glitter is totally nasty! You can't, no matter how hard you try, clean that crap up! It's in my carpet, it's in my hair, it's in my sheets and blankets...and I have washed all of it like ten times now!!!
Either way, Halloween gives us all a chance to be kids again...or at least act like ones!
xo
Mrs. Utsluts
LMAO Evil....nice post! Glitter is totally nasty! You can't, no matter how hard you try, clean that crap up! It's in my carpet, it's in my hair, it's in my sheets and blankets...and I have washed all of it like ten times now!!!
Either way, Halloween gives us all a chance to be kids again...or at least act like ones!
xo
Mrs. Utsluts
Carpet? Sheets? Big deal! I've think I've got that shit embedded in my freakin' prostate! (don't ask how it got there...I'm blaming an alien anal probe or immaculate conception or something) And I didn't think you had any "carpet", Mrs. SLUT, but if you do then that's a given it'll get stuck THERE. Check your cervix. Betcha it's all sparkely and glittery too. ;-)