Besides the fact that women are sexy, soft, supple, sensual, seductive, sassy!
I am sure I could come up with more "S" words.
I know one reason why you are bi-sexual, it is because you have walked into the Men's restroom and found the following.
1. The smell causes you to instantly vomit in your mouth!
2. The fact that there is less dry ground to walk on is a major turn off.
3. The toilets are FULL of Stuff
This has convinced me that I (Mike) will always look for woman.
Note: This is only out humor and this message does not reflect all men.
If you don't find any humor in this, well sorry, I can't help you.
I am sure I could come up with more "S" words.
I know one reason why you are bi-sexual, it is because you have walked into the Men's restroom and found the following.
1. The smell causes you to instantly vomit in your mouth!
2. The fact that there is less dry ground to walk on is a major turn off.
3. The toilets are FULL of Stuff
This has convinced me that I (Mike) will always look for woman.
Note: This is only out humor and this message does not reflect all men.
If you don't find any humor in this, well sorry, I can't help you.
Mark always tells me horror stories both of men's bathrooms. (apparently its not just pee that doesn't make it in the bowl) As well as creepy stories about men's locker rooms. Glad i don't have to deal with it although it does amaze me what women think is okay to attempt to flush down the toilet. Really people? You've never been taught not to put tampons in the toilet?
MIKESARA wrote:
Besides the fact that women are sexy, soft, supple, sensual, seductive, sassy! I am sure I could come up with more "S" words. I know one reason why you are bi-sexual, it is because you have walked into the Men's restroom and found the following. 1. The smell causes you to instantly vomit in your mouth! 2. The fact that there is less dry ground to walk on is a major turn off. 3. The toilets are FULL of Stuff This has convinced me that I (Mike) will always look for woman. Note: This is only out humor and this message does not reflect all men. If you don't find any humor in this, well sorry, I can't help you.
Not to be argumentative, but................
My first job out of the Navy was managing a large Gulf service station right off the Interstate in Jacksonville, FL.
We weren't open 24 hours a day - more like 7:00 to midnight most days.
The first order of business every morning was to clean both restrooms.
The men's room was fine with a once a day cleaning, but the ladies room HAD to be cleaned 3 - 4 times a day.
There were times we would walk in to clean it, and there wasn't a single paper towel (or anything else) in the wastebasket - EVERYTHING was just thrown on the floor.
I won't disgust everyone by describing some of the conditions we found in the ladies room on a regular basis.
Granted, this was a number of years ago, but I can't believe that both men and women have undergone a complete metomorphisis since then.
I think I just ruined my appitite for supper remembering that.
HELLO_KITTY12984 wrote:
Mark always tells me horror stories both of men's bathrooms. (apparently its not just pee that doesn't make it in the bowl) As well as creepy stories about men's locker rooms. Glad i don't have to deal with it although it does amaze me what women think is okay to attempt to flush down the toilet. Really people? You've never been taught not to put tampons in the toilet?
I agree Kitty...........
Cherry Bombs, yes - tampons, no.
I used to work janitorial....as far as toilets go: Men's are the worst. But the handwashing area, ie sinks, mirrors, soap/towel dispensers...well women get that title. OMG. Gross.
With men's toilets you had to bleach/disinfect the WHOLE stall cuz there would be pee (and let's face it, you guys fart and there were skid marks on the walls too) from floor to ceiling all over.
And women, seriously, you can't wipe up the water, the makeup, the soap you get all over? And for the record, NO, the bathroom floor is NOT the place to throw your used paper towels, gum wrappers, and napkin with loser phone numbers you really don't want.
But one time I did find a dead homeless guy in the bathroom. There weren't enough latex gloves for me to clean his stall after the EMTs removed his body. ~shudder~
With men's toilets you had to bleach/disinfect the WHOLE stall cuz there would be pee (and let's face it, you guys fart and there were skid marks on the walls too) from floor to ceiling all over.
And women, seriously, you can't wipe up the water, the makeup, the soap you get all over? And for the record, NO, the bathroom floor is NOT the place to throw your used paper towels, gum wrappers, and napkin with loser phone numbers you really don't want.
But one time I did find a dead homeless guy in the bathroom. There weren't enough latex gloves for me to clean his stall after the EMTs removed his body. ~shudder~
Is this foxnews or what?
Oh boy! This forum really took a turn! 
Think it was a good idea to close rest stops?
Think it was a good idea to close rest stops?IDK I must work with alot of dirty bitches, bc 9 out of 10 times our bathrooms are worse. Its so bad I stopped peeing at work lol
How come the Florida guys on here always have an issue with something? lol
I just realized that this thread could turn someone from bi-sexual, homosexual, or hetrosexual to a-sexual. Makes you wonder what people are really like in the most intimate of places. LOL
TATERTOT1982 wrote:
How come the Florida guys on here always have an issue with something? lol
lmao....i know right...didn't the op day this was meant in humor...kisses...naugh-ty