Swingers Forum - needs a raise

I, the penis request a pay raise due to the following reasons:

1. I do physical labor
2. I work at great depths
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I work weekends and holidays
5. I work in a damp enviroment
6. I work in areas with poor ventilation
7. My work exposes me to disease

Dear penis, your request for a raise has been denied, for the following reasons:

1. You don't work 8 straight hours
2. You work in short spurts, and fall asleep after each brief work period
3. You don't stay in your designated area, and are frequently found in other locations
4. You don't take initiative, and must be stimulated to start working
5. You leave your work place messy at the end of your shift
6. You are unable to work overtime or double shifts
7. You sometimes leave your designated work area before completing the assigned task
8. You have been constantly been seen entering and exiting the work place with two suspicious bags

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