ok i have a silly question for day
if new single women are called unicorns what are new single men called ? lol
if new single women are called unicorns what are new single men called ? lol
a dime a dozen
yes that does have some truth to it lol
WAAA1101 wrote:ROFLAMO
a dime a dozen
um. what are EXPERIENCED single women called? (the first person to use the word "old" gets beaten upside the head with a glass dildo.)
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:WAAA1101 wrote:ROFLAMO um. what are EXPERIENCED single women called? (the first person to use the word "old" gets beaten upside the head with a glass dildo.)
a dime a dozen
lol,lol, experienced,,,,,quilified, talented,
from Urban Dictionary..
unicorn
A single, straight male, who isn't a complete dickhead. Very rare. In the event that one is found, they are extremely hard to capture.
"What is he, a unicorn?!"
unicorn
A single, straight male, who isn't a complete dickhead. Very rare. In the event that one is found, they are extremely hard to capture.
"What is he, a unicorn?!"
Single Females get the name unicorn because of the belief that, like their namesake, they are far and few between, almost mythical.
Borrowing from that logic, single guys, who are all over the place and keep appearing over and over again, would be more akin to ROACHES.
LOL I crack myself up. Oh wait, damn, that's about me. Crap.
Mav
Borrowing from that logic, single guys, who are all over the place and keep appearing over and over again, would be more akin to ROACHES.
LOL I crack myself up. Oh wait, damn, that's about me. Crap.
Mav
too funny lol
Just for fun...
KARMICSUNRISE wrote:
Just for fun...
you realize there's one of this dude naked as well? oh man. things that cannot be unseen.
i laughed SO hard about you posting that pic though. i loves it.
KARMICSUNRISE wrote:
Just for fun...
i see anyone show up to the phantasm party or the erotic ball in this costume gonna laugh my ass off lol
KARMICSUNRISE,
I'm just not sure if that pic is sick, twisted, or just hot!
I'm sooo confused right now!!!
I'm just not sure if that pic is sick, twisted, or just hot!
I'm sooo confused right now!!!
DAMN - how could I possibly make a point that hasn't already been made?
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:
what are EXPERIENCED single women called? (the first person to use the word "old" gets beaten upside the head with a glass dildo.)
I call EXPERIENCED single women "My Heros" but thats just me
KUANYU wrote:BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:
what are EXPERIENCED single women called? (the first person to use the word "old" gets beaten upside the head with a glass dildo.)
I call EXPERIENCED single women "My Heros" but thats just me
That's because you cum when I whisper "fuctard' and 'twatwaffle' softly in your ear....LOL
BLACKMAN01 wrote:
ok i have a silly question for day
if new single women are called unicorns what are new single men called ? lol
a cocksucker (by the girl who seduces him to do it for her)
it's fun
How about a Narwhal? Hase a horn like a unicorn but slower and easier to catch..lol
Horn Dog!
And when your tired of hearing your unicorn..Gag Him!
oh the dreaded unihorn-y
Those pics are gonna give me frickin nightmares.