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Normal guy with 13 inch penis

Yeah I know the title seems a bit excessive, but I just wanted to get that out there. I am your normal 32 year old white male, I served in the Marine Corps for 10 years, I was born in Ga. so I'm a southern boy at heart. I love my dogs, my truck and my country with that being said "yes my penis is 13 inches and about as big around as a standard door handle and I'm am uncircumcised". I put that out there not to be a freak or anything like that but it seems as though my entire life my penis has defined me, and to put it quite frankly it sucks.

It has or makes normal relationships very difficult and I would love to know what it would be like to come home and get a quicky or a nooner, but in my case its damn near impossible.. I have to make sure she is fully wet and have lube and yada yada, it's like orchestrating a project sometimes to have sex and getting a blowjob (forget about it), the best I get is alot of licking and a handjob. I am not trying to be perverse but just stating the facts here, a normal relationship is difficult because you want to date and get to know each other and then find out about each other intimately but in my case, it has been met with rejection, refusal or down right fear and it kinda hurts my feelings. It's not like you can come right out when your interested in a girl and seeing if there is something there and say "hey I have a 13 inch penis, so before we go to far is that going to be a problem?".

It also seems to mess up my relationships with guy friends as I can't be just known by my name.. I get called a slew of names that have to do with my penis, it's all meant to be complimentary and guy talk but it's just old I suppose. Instead of "Baby Leg, or Elephant Trunk, or Radiator Hose" I would just like to be called by my name.. (I think we need a support group..lol)..

The reason I am on craigslist is that I recently moved here and have a pretty decent group of friends now and co-workers and am trying to find something outside of that circle. I can't exactly date the girl in the next office or a client as word seems to spread like I have leprosy concerning my penis, so I try and keep it on the down low and act disinterested to females that could be in my social circle or work environment as I am not interested in being defined by my penis or having people look at me or ask to see it (you would be surprised how many times I have been asked that) I think it rude, I don't go around asking women to see their tits, I mean seriously what the hell are people thinking. So to all you guys I say let go of the hype about wanting a huge penis, it's more of a hindrance than anything else. Imagine how you would feel if your dating a girl and you guys really like each other and when it comes time to get intimate she refuses and then stops wanting to go out with you or pursue a relationship because your penis is to big, (you feel like a freak). I would gladly trade down to a 6 or 7 if such a thing were possible.

Anyway, as stated it is what it is.. but as for me I'm just a normal guy, in great shape, good looking, stocky build, shaved head and some tats from the Marines and looking to date a normal girl and see where it goes or if that is possible. Not looking to be the attraction in anybody's freak show or to be dated for curiosity

And "NO!!!!", please don't ask me to send a pic of it....

Thanks and have a wonderful day..
R.
I know how he feels, life's a bitch some times.

Mr Simple...
What was the point? Is he looking for a date? he lost me?
ouch. ouch. ouch.

It must take a special woman to accommodate that. Or a pussy the size of the grand canyon. If taking a Vicodin before fucking is part of foreplay I don't want anything to do with it.

Poor guy.
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:

ouch. ouch. ouch.

It must take a special woman to accommodate that. Or a pussy the size of the grand canyon. If taking a Vicodin before fucking is part of foreplay I don't want anything to do with it.

Poor guy.


I like 'em big but if ya gotta have your ovaries massaged back into place after sex, it's probably a little much! I mean 13...really?
I have a soft spot for 7" men.

ok. I really didn't mean to use the word 'soft' and 7" in the same sentence but you all know what I mean.

Seriously people, it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.
Ok that hurt reading it...lol
following after a guy like that brings a whole new meaning to throwing a hot dog down a hall way lmao
Maybe they could put that on here as a part of the profile. You have be this tall to ride this ride. LOL! Not to belittle his "misfortune" but it might be easier if there was an notation, nothing under x" nothing over x" that could remedy allot of hardship and wasted time. Not that that's all of the experience but some people do care about what they are getting.
If it's true, I feel bad for the guy. The average vagina is only about 5-1/2 inches deep so it is physically impossible for most women to take a man like that.
SLCWANDERLUST wrote:

either somebody is having a great joke on the internet, or this guy has real pain. It is hard to imagine that having a giant cock is a problem for us normal people, but this is enlightening. I am a little above average and have had 3 women say "thanks but no thanks" because of my size. I can only try to imagine what it would be like to have that happen all the time. Also we in this lifestyle get more encounters than regular people. If you were in the lifestyle and hung like him you would find women that would find you fascinating, but imagine if you were vanilla and got to the stage of a sexual relationship with a woman a couple of times a year, It could be heart breaking.

We don't play with some friends as often as liked, because he is so big. Not fun to play if it hurts.
I read about a woman that had A vagina 17.5 inches deep. Too bad they couldn't get together...lol