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I am a hair dresser and my husband made the comment that 95% of the men that sit in my chair for a hair cut have thaught about fucking me. I don't agree, what do you think.
Only 95%? seems a little low too me.
I think that he is pretty correct.
Hmmm...at least 95%...yep. Just sayin'...we are what we are...
Mr TiffnD
If they don't they need therapy, and there are probobly a good percentage of women do to!!!!
He's right. The other 5% are interested in men.
If they become a regular client/request you personally, they REALLY wanna fuck you.
OMG i never realy thaught of it like that, i will never think of my customers the same.lol an thanks everyone for proving the hubby right. This is our first post and is realy fun and informative. And he did actualy say every guy i figured it wasnt even 95%. oh well.
OK im bi so what do you think the percentage of woman have thaught it???? Oh ya kitty you r so my type. ohhh yeaaa
For me personally, I won't fantasize about fucking, but if I see a girl, I'll think "yeah, she's cute" If she's cute enough, "Yeah. I'd so do her."
Well my bride is a hair dresser, and now I am wondering how many women that sit in her chair want to do her.... I may have to start hanging out at the salon :)
You never know apparently. I have had a customer ask me to do a 3 way but I dont like her husband. I'd fuck the hell out of her. And did have a friend and her boyfriend fuck me in my tanning room. I was her first. yummy
You never know apparently. I have had a customer ask me to do a 3 way but I dont like her husband. I'd fuck the hell out of her. And did have a friend and her boyfriend fuck me in my tanning room. I was her first. yummy
Is my appointment for friday still good? lol
I need a haircut.....Mr best
I am always hoping that the full deal involves more than just getting my hair washed afterwards.
So... this brings up another question... Since we have determined that most people have thought about doing their hairdresser, how does the hair dresser propose to their client that they want to play with them?
I have however had a threeway with my wife and one of her booth rentals in the back of her salon... that was hot. In fact take a close look at our profile picture... that was from then
I would think 99.9% would be more like it .... ;)
Don't see why they would.
Don't know what you look like but if you're dressed Professionlly
He shouldn't even say that. Maybe that's his Fantasy!
So... this brings up another question... Since we have determined that most people have thought about doing their hairdresser, how does the hair dresser propose to their client that they want to play with them?
I have however had a threeway with my wife and one of her booth rentals in the back of her salon... that was hot. In fact take a close look at our profile picture... that was from then
mental note.

Start cutting his hair at home.

LOL
Love the boob brush...LOL
Love the boob brush...LOL
Thats why I have long hair, and no sorry, I dont wanna fuck the ladies that cut my hair, I have a little bit more control than that..lol

Wolf
ABCCOUPLE wrote:

I wish I had more hair so I could get a haircut...:-(

But if my memory serves me right, even before I was a swinger, if you were hot and a female and you were cutting my hair, then your boobs would most likely press up against my back or brush my shoulders. I do remember a number of times that I was thankful for that smock they put over you, which would hide my obviously aroused cock.


lol K you could always go to the beauty colleges and get some sort of scalp massage by the cute young ones...lol...Naugh-Ty
MASSMN wrote:

Don't see why they would. Don't know what you look like but if you're dressed Professionlly He shouldn't even say that. Maybe that's his Fantasy!


Now i see why you are a single male.
I might have to go for a drive to get my hair done but yeah I agree with everyone above....
I guess this whole thread would go for the dental assistants, the nurses(goes without saying)in the hospital when your all busted up, the cashier at the grocery store,the teller at the bank,the chick selling you gas in the booth, point is...from what Im reading, most guys still have the 15 year old mentality that they want a piece of everything they see, including the knothole on the fence!..Its hilarious! Show some respect guys, thats why the ladies think most of us ARE dicks! and you cant blame em.

Wolf
Well this is the other half and you are the one sounding like a dick!!!!! So why dont you check out another post. Apparently you have been turned down by a few dental assistance, bank tellers, and hair dressers.
Here's one Wolf forgot, LMT. Trish is an LMT and the guys can't hide it if their thinking about it cause they aren't camping on her table. She has over 400 male clients on file and she said she can only think of 2 that didn't pitch a tent and no she does not offer erotic massage. (at least not to clients "wink")
Lol Sydney,
truthfully I have have never been turned down by any of those, guess why? it's NOT a proper thing to pursue! and no, I personally dont have time to read every post on a particular subject, however, I do post to the question at hand, and various posts I happen to scan through. Am I being a dick? no I dont think so, a lady should be able to do her job without clients making them feel uncomfortable, if that view makes me a dick, then Im a dick!
WOLFMAJESTIC wrote:

Lol Sydney,
truthfully I have have never been turned down by any of those, guess why? it's NOT a proper thing to pursue! and no, I personally dont have time to read every post on a particular subject, however, I do post to the question at hand, and various posts I happen to scan through. Am I being a dick? no I dont think so, a lady should be able to do her job without clients making them feel uncomfortable, if that view makes me a dick, then Im a dick!


I've met you. You are not a dick. But hell, validation from me might not help your cause either. LOL.

xox
Tammy
...And by the way, my wife does tuxedos for a living, she measures GUYS, wedding parties, best men, 10-20 guys per wedding..run the tape, around the shoulders, the waist, inseam, chest...shirts, pants...think they get hot with Majestic doing her work? Im sure some do.95%..I doubt it
I have always had a very rich fantasy life. But ever since that one day when I first noticed the lady cutting my hair had brushed my shoulder with her boobs I have wanted to fulfill a hair-dresser fantasy so freaking bad. but it has to be in the chair.

As for the lady LMT, as a former LMT myself I can vouch that the connection you can make between LMT and client can be as close to a sexual high as it is possible to get without any intention of sex. Just relaxing into the massage puts you closer to another person than you will likely ever be outside of sexual contact.
My ex was a hairdresser. (yes, the one who became a woman....LOL) and when she was a he, he flat out told me he would purposely rub his crotch close up to his clients. He said it always increased his tips.

I, personally used to work the drive thru at a certain popular coffee shop and I knew that unbuttoning my shirt a little more as I was leaning out would increase my own tips. Male, female. Didn't matter. I'm an equal opportunity perv. Ok, soccer mom with 6 kids in a mini van didn't get a cleaveage shot... she just got an extra espresso shot. Poor woman prolly needed it.

But dont' get me started on things that go on behind the scenes at the Bux. *shhhh*

xox
Tammy
to be fair, you are asking a sex question on a sex website where everyone here thinks about sex all the time lol. but odds are they are probably right.
I think all of you are being entirely unfair to Sydney's clientele.

I think 95% is probably a bit too high. You have to remove homosexual men who aren't interested in women, plus closet homosexuals that may still have sex with women but only because it's expected, the you have to remove any young men who aren't interested in anyone older than say 23, remove the older gentlemen who are no longer even thinking about sex, remove the men who Sydney just doesn't strike their interest at all (everyone has different tastes), and then you would be much closer to an actual number.
I would have to meet Sidney in person to see how she looks and acts and dresses to make an estimate. I am as horny as they come and have had my hair cut by at least 50 different gals in my adult life and would say only a few have made my mind go there. So I would think the number is much less than 50%
Just cause they think that doesn't mean you will act on it or that you even care. My hubby does the same thing since I work with the public and I have to reassure him the feeling is no usually mutual and if it is I tell him about it. Men are such jealous creatures, sometimes it's cute...
I was a hairdresser for a few years...now our joke here is..when I cut my husbands hair ...we call it "cut 'n suck!"....but that is my husband not other men !! He loves the fringe benefits that he gets with his "no charge" haircut!! A lucky man... I would say!!!!
This is mr syd and I may have been a bit out of line refering to wolf as a dick and i do appoligize, although i do believe he misunderstood the basis of the tread. I had made a comment about a particular customer and she did not think he was interested, not that he had ever went there. I told her that the majority of men are. My own personal oppinion. That is why we posed the question. It was simply in fun. Some people get way to serious. lol She got a kick out of the responses so thanks.
An excepted standard is that 10% of the population is gay, but I'm thinking your hot enough that at least half gay guy's would want to give it a try. So your husband is probably pretty safe with the 95% statement.

Bob
Funny thing I say the same thing to my wife too! Lol
I am only 18 miles away where do you cut hair at and when your cutting it we will see what I am thinking about !
You got my vote!!! Where do I get my hair cut now?
I think I'll let my hair grow back and call for an appointment. BTW, do you do waxing too?