Why do people feel they need to lie about who they are? I was at the meet and greet last night and met some people. I am 5'11 and have been measured many times and if anything I am just a hair under. So I check out profiles to see what some of the people I met had to say and I notice the heights on some of the men. They say they are 6' or taller, shouldn't they be taller than me? Does this go along with some men lying about how big their cocks are? Don't they think that at some point someone will notice? This just makes me wonder what else they are lying about. I mean I don't tell anyone I have 40G boobs, they are 40D and have the bra to prove it. Does no one else care? Does everyone think oh I will just stretch the truth, who will know....who will care?
apparently a lot of people think that they can get you on the hook and then once you meet them "weeeell, i'm here already". i have no qualms about telling them "um.. yeah, you weren't what you said you were" as well as sending them home if they were meeting at my house.
I'm starting to think guys measure thier dicks like you would a cats tail.. From the asshole out LOL
um. Were ya wearing heels by any chance last night? LOL I know exactly what you mean.
If you're short husky he-man with a 7 inch dick, OWN IT. Don't tell me you're 6'3" with a footlong. Cuz guess what...I actually prefer the short husky he-man with a 7 inch dick then the taller and 'bigger' guy. That's like me telling you I'm petite, well mannered, 30 yr old with a model's figure, when in reality I'm a 5'3" size 12 sarcastic 42 yr mom with gravity issues. Trust me if you lie about what is obvious, I can only assume you lied about the not-so-obvious. Like having a hall pass, you're single, you're on parole, etc.
So can I just let everyone know up front for the record, I do not have a huge dick, I'm not petite, and I sure as hell am not your mild mannered demure Molly Mormon. For the most part anyway. However I do play a MILF on TV. Or is that in my head?
xox
Tammy
If you're short husky he-man with a 7 inch dick, OWN IT. Don't tell me you're 6'3" with a footlong. Cuz guess what...I actually prefer the short husky he-man with a 7 inch dick then the taller and 'bigger' guy. That's like me telling you I'm petite, well mannered, 30 yr old with a model's figure, when in reality I'm a 5'3" size 12 sarcastic 42 yr mom with gravity issues. Trust me if you lie about what is obvious, I can only assume you lied about the not-so-obvious. Like having a hall pass, you're single, you're on parole, etc.
So can I just let everyone know up front for the record, I do not have a huge dick, I'm not petite, and I sure as hell am not your mild mannered demure Molly Mormon. For the most part anyway. However I do play a MILF on TV. Or is that in my head?
xox
Tammy
Why lie about it your only going to disappoint your partners. Some people just like them huge and if your not dont try to lie and use funny camera angles to make up for it. There is someone or someones out there who want what you have just be honest
We completely agree with this. Its not in anyway a good thing to start out with a lie. Neither of us are Ken or Barbie and don't expect you to be either. Im not hung like a horse and don't tell people I am. Why can't anyone just be honest and own up to who they are. If i am not your cup of tea, fine. We shouldn't have to lie to get into bed with you.
And we completely agree with the above statement about what a lie will get you. We have told others to leave when they showed up and were not what they presented themselves to be. Had one guy try to claim it was a typo and he intended nothing by it, but the pictures he showed were clearly from several years earlier when he was quite a bit thinner. He claimed he weighed 165 then showed up and was closer to 265, which would have been fine if he had just told us from the beginning.
Also why claim you have a 9" dick when it is 6" long? Is there soemthing wrong with a 6" dick? If so then there is something wrong with me. I know there are some size queens out there that only want huge dicks, but they are relatively few. My wife could care less how big your dick is as long as it is functional. But if you lie, you might as well stay home!
And we completely agree with the above statement about what a lie will get you. We have told others to leave when they showed up and were not what they presented themselves to be. Had one guy try to claim it was a typo and he intended nothing by it, but the pictures he showed were clearly from several years earlier when he was quite a bit thinner. He claimed he weighed 165 then showed up and was closer to 265, which would have been fine if he had just told us from the beginning.
Also why claim you have a 9" dick when it is 6" long? Is there soemthing wrong with a 6" dick? If so then there is something wrong with me. I know there are some size queens out there that only want huge dicks, but they are relatively few. My wife could care less how big your dick is as long as it is functional. But if you lie, you might as well stay home!
SQUIRTSALOT wrote:
Why do people feel they need to lie about who they are? I was at the meet and greet last night and met some people. I am 5'11 and have been measured many times and if anything I am just a hair under. So I check out profiles to see what some of the people I met had to say and I notice the heights on some of the men. They say they are 6' or taller, shouldn't they be taller than me? Does this go along with some men lying about how big their cocks are? Don't they think that at some point someone will notice? This just makes me wonder what else they are lying about. I mean I don't tell anyone I have 40G boobs, they are 40D and have the bra to prove it. Does no one else care? Does everyone think oh I will just stretch the truth, who will know....who will care?
Standing face-to-face I have often been mistaken for either Tom Selleck, Paul Newman or Robert Redford.
Laying on my back, several people have accused me of being John Holmes come back to life.
That's my story and I'm stickin to it.
How ya been sweetie.
Too long no talk.
OK - in all seriousness, I jokingly tell people I have a 10-inch cock.
It's simple math: 3 soft and 7 hard = 10.
But in reality, 7 is as good as it gets - verified by a US Army Corps. of Engineers officially calibrated ruler.
I stand 5' 10 1/2" and weigh 210.
I still have ALL my hair, and wear it short - salt & pepper though it may be.
I've worn a well trimmed (gray) beard and soup strainer for 30 years.
If "incredibly average" is what you're looking for, then you will NOT be disappointed when you meet me in person, you'll neither be elated or disappointed.
I yam what I yam.
Deal with it - or not.
As for men lying about their cock length, I've often heard it referred to as "AOL Chat Room Math".
Now what was the original question?
Standing face-to-face I have often been mistaken for either Tom Selleck or Paul Newman.
Laying on my back, several people have mistaken me for John Holmes.
That's my story and I'm stickin to it.
Does that happen to you too Carrier?? I get mistaken for Seth Rogan all the time and we all know how sexy he is. When laying Down I have been mistaken for a 12 year old..
LOL
Laying on my back, several people have mistaken me for John Holmes.
That's my story and I'm stickin to it.
Does that happen to you too Carrier?? I get mistaken for Seth Rogan all the time and we all know how sexy he is. When laying Down I have been mistaken for a 12 year old..
LOL
I admit i lie about size all the time. I say I am 4" and when I show up with 5", my partners are pleasantly surprised and end up complementing me on how big I am.
Good point about the heels...I always forget that being 5'10" if I put on even the smallest of heels it usually makes me taller than most the men around...but yes, why lie??
CUPL43SOME wrote:
Standing face-to-face I have often been mistaken for either Tom Selleck or Paul Newman. Laying on my back, several people have mistaken me for John Holmes. That's my story and I'm stickin to it. Does that happen to you too Carrier?? I get mistaken for Seth Rogan all the time and we all know how sexy he is. When laying Down I have been mistaken for a 12 year old.. LOL
I have less than a clue who Seth Rogan is.
What position does he play - and for who?
SLCSUCME wrote:
I admit i lie about size all the time. I say I am 4" and when I show up with 5", my partners are pleasantly surprised and end up complementing me on how big I am.
Picked a lady up in a bar once upon a time...............
We were undressing in the motel room when she pointed, started to laugh and asked: "Who you gonna satisfy with that little thing"?
I said: "ME"!
Yea we lie, so what so do the girls. Many of the girls pics on here are croped, streched, and some are photoshopped with the back fat being sculpted out. I know alot of you dont but alot do, its human nature isn't it? Besides do guys realy talk about their cocks anymore? Tacky.
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:
If you're short husky he-man with a 7 inch dick, OWN IT. Don't tell me you're 6'3" with a footlong. Cuz guess what...I actually prefer the short husky he-man with a 7 inch dick then the taller and 'bigger' guy.
send the tall guys to me if you don't want 'em. hahaha
@sinners: yes they do. all the time. (talk about their cocks i mean)
SINNERS wrote:
Yea we lie, so what so do the girls. Many of the girls pics on here are croped, streched, and some are photoshopped with the back fat being sculpted out. I know alot of you dont but alot do, its human nature isn't it? Besides do guys realy talk about their cocks anymore? Tacky.
Every chance I get. lol
I never lie about my size..... hahahah 
I have always believed honesty is the best policy. I can only think that some people are insecure about who they are and think they have to lie to meet others expectations. Maybe if we as a sociaty would not judge each other because of height, weight, age, color or beliefs people might not feel the need to be someone they are not. Get to know people for who they are and not what we think they are going to be.
Okay okay, you caught us. I look like Danny Devito, and she looks like Rosie O'Donnell. You caught us and we are sorry. I promise to post our real pics as soon as we get the courage to take some. But we do really love pizza, that wasn't a lie.
M & D
M & D
send the tall guys to me if you don't want 'em. hahaha
@sinners: yes they do. all the time. (talk about their cocks i mean)
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That's because us guys don't have boobs
@sinners: yes they do. all the time. (talk about their cocks i mean)
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That's because us guys don't have boobs
I believe in being real. We recently met a couple for drinks and her pic is their profile picture about 10 or 15 yrs ago. She is at least 3 times that size now and not at all what she claimed to be. Needless to say we didn't go home with them.
We totally disagree with this forum, because we love being lied to. So if there are those of you out there that look nothing like your pics, please write us. We also love drama, we love inconsiderate people, and we love rudeness. Oh, and cheaters are welcome, as well as the diseased and addicted. If you are 4 inches but say you are 9...hit us up!! If you are super skinny, but want to pretend you are muscular...lets party!!
We are always honest with other and our profile. We need to post newer pics but we have not changed hardly any since the last pics were taken. We don't understand why folks are not honest. Heck you go to meet with them and you can tell is they told the truth then if you play you will know for sure. why start a relationship (friends or playmates) with lies.
Just our 2 cents.
Mike & Carol
Just our 2 cents.
Mike & Carol
It breaks down like this. The person knows their stats aren't the most desirable so they "fudge" them as much as they think they can get away with in the hopes that they can overwhelm you with their "game". LOL...fortunately I've never had to do such a thing. I'm 6'4" and well above average downstairs. There have been times when I've had a few more lbs packed on then I'd like to admit so I can understand how people feel the need for deception. I think a lot of it is that they can't accept the true state of themselves.
LVSTRIPPERBABE wrote:
Okay okay, you caught us. I look like Danny Devito, and she looks like Rosie O'Donnell. You caught us and we are sorry. I promise to post our real pics as soon as we get the courage to take some. But we do really love pizza, that wasn't a lie. M & D
I think Rosie O'Donnell is HOT.
One of the things on my Bucket List is to stick my head in her hamper.
NOT!
Well I lie about my boob size 'cause if I admit to the 'D' cup size I normally wear, I'm afraid I'll get swamped with invites from too many single guys for me to handle.
[Here's hopin' no one takes me seriously!]
[Here's hopin' no one takes me seriously!]
I (Wolf)think its hilarious that so much thought and discussion is put on such a lame ass subject, you are what you are. If ya lie, your gonna get found out..lol. and trust me, word around here spreads like a wildfire in Malbu! If you tell the truth, that will spread too..lol.
LOVING_NAKED wrote:
How to Measure Penis Length Accurately - Three Easy Steps 1. In a standing position, achieve a full erection and align it parallel to the floor. 2. Lay a tape measure or ruler along the top of your penis with the end of it lightly pressed against your pubic bone. Don't be one of those pathetic men who jams it in so hard they draw blood just to gain a few tenths of an inch! 3. Read the measurement at the tip of your penis. That is your true length, for better or for worse! LMAO....someone had to do it! More fun to use centimeters, I am 16.5 cm http://manuelsweb.com/in_cm.htm
Is there any other way?
I can't get it to push down far enough to be parallel to the floor.
Thanks for all of your thoughts on the subject. I didn't have on hills of any sort at the meet and greet, the were the lowest sandals I could find. Oh yeah and I also agree on the pictures thing, please keep them current....at least some of them need to be current. I need to have some new ones taken, sadly I must say that I don't have any 2010 pics on here but I will work on the soon.
Becki and I don't lie about our size at all. We'll maybe i do a little but it's not on purpose. I am 6'2" tall and weight 180 lbs, that I never lie about. What I do lie about atleast Becki says is my dick size. I say i'm 6 - 6 1/2 inches and she says I'm 7 - 7 1/2 inches long. Depends on who is doing the measuring and at what point the measuring is done. She says I tend to measure when i'm not fully hard even though I say i am and she measures right after I cum and then says you've already shrunk some.
I lie all the time. For starters, I say I am female. I mean, a little chest hair and a penis is no reason I cant be a chick, right? Some people are so sensative, I showed up to a couples house the other day and they got all bent out of shape when I whiped it out, like come on, geez just because I say I am female, did you expect a vagina?
There is someone on here who's profile made me laugh my ass off the other day. They made all their public profile stats way off the chart compared to what they really are like.. Like woman is 6-3 and 300 lbs, man is 5-5 and 125 lbs, though they are nothing like it all. It just made me laugh my ass off, because I've seen these two at party's and they are smokin hot.
You tell me
Well..I guess we could say....Mmmmm..no...that's not EXACTLY right, either. Well..we might be...Nawwww..that ain't it either....Shit....
Hon????? Come describe us...would ya? And don't tell 'em all that made up stuff that you usually belittle me with...
Huh? Yeah..I know..it's the truth..but...but...Damn...
Guess we best find another hobby.
Hon????? Come describe us...would ya? And don't tell 'em all that made up stuff that you usually belittle me with...
Huh? Yeah..I know..it's the truth..but...but...Damn...
Guess we best find another hobby.
SLCSUCME wrote:
I admit i lie about size all the time. I say I am 4" and when I show up with 5", my partners are pleasantly surprised and end up complementing me on how big I am.
I'm glad to have never had the need to measure, I don't think I could take the truth anyway. Once a long time ago my girlfriend had held up a dollar bill (Yes lengthwise). I was the winner by a half an inch at most. I have no idea how long that is and believe me I don't want to know. But when you tell a girl that rather than lie. She has a reference and is neither disappointing or lying. Matter of fact she pulls out a dollar and feels the need to prove it. I say tell them your the size of a credit card, then they will be really stoked when you show em.