I want in on the singles bashing so I took my Prozac, put on my flame retardant granny panties and opened the floor for discussion.
Reason's to hate single females...
1) They are competition. For your wife.
2) When they are drunk you have to give them a ride home. No Significant Other to drag them into the car and when you dump their ass on the doorstep they send you a nasty-gram text the next morning bitching about not even getting them to the RIGHT house.
3) Their sex-toys bag is intimidating. They have bigger dildos then your cock and you don't want your wife knowing they come bigger and now in different colors. Your junk is no longer safe...or appreciated.
4) Unlike your wife, they don't tune you out..so trust me, you fuck up, they are going to remember it.
5) They might become BFFs with your wife. Now there is one more woman who thinks you're a jerk for not taking out the garbage and instead of 1 there is 2 women who will kick you outta bed.
6) These women are single for a reason. Obviously their PMS is worst then your wife's. Scared yet?
7) It's a little frustrating to see your wife moan in pure bliss when during a 3sum she willingly takes up the ass by the single female wearing a strap on but tells you her backside is a no fly zone for you. (please see reason #1)
8) Your wife loves you. She holds back the giggles til you're out of the room. Single women have no sense of good naked manners.
9) Single females are there for one thing...you want a home cooked meal, stay home and spend time with your wife. They don't appreciate that men are either horny or hungry. And if you aren't sporting a huge hard on, they really dont' feel like making you dinner.
10) Single women are smarter then you are. They stayed single.
Have a great week my sexy friends.
luv, hugs, kisses, and naughty gropes.
xox
Tammy
Reason's to hate single females...
1) They are competition. For your wife.
2) When they are drunk you have to give them a ride home. No Significant Other to drag them into the car and when you dump their ass on the doorstep they send you a nasty-gram text the next morning bitching about not even getting them to the RIGHT house.
3) Their sex-toys bag is intimidating. They have bigger dildos then your cock and you don't want your wife knowing they come bigger and now in different colors. Your junk is no longer safe...or appreciated.
4) Unlike your wife, they don't tune you out..so trust me, you fuck up, they are going to remember it.
5) They might become BFFs with your wife. Now there is one more woman who thinks you're a jerk for not taking out the garbage and instead of 1 there is 2 women who will kick you outta bed.
6) These women are single for a reason. Obviously their PMS is worst then your wife's. Scared yet?
7) It's a little frustrating to see your wife moan in pure bliss when during a 3sum she willingly takes up the ass by the single female wearing a strap on but tells you her backside is a no fly zone for you. (please see reason #1)
8) Your wife loves you. She holds back the giggles til you're out of the room. Single women have no sense of good naked manners.
9) Single females are there for one thing...you want a home cooked meal, stay home and spend time with your wife. They don't appreciate that men are either horny or hungry. And if you aren't sporting a huge hard on, they really dont' feel like making you dinner.
10) Single women are smarter then you are. They stayed single.
Have a great week my sexy friends.
luv, hugs, kisses, and naughty gropes.
xox
Tammy
Numbers 5 and 6 would have to be the ones that make me sleep on the Lazy Boy chair with one eye open.
Now thats funny
Love this !!!!! Just sayin ........
NEE2SEE wrote:
Numbers 5 and 6 would have to be the ones that make me sleep on the Lazy Boy chair with one eye open.
LOL. Better the LazyBoy and not in the dog house. ;-)
xox
T.
WEWANTU4DREAM wrote:
Now thats funny
thank you. I will be here all week, please,try the veal and don't forget to tip your server. And no, that's not the same as cow tipping....;-)
xox
T.
BADBOY8P wrote:
Love this !!!!! Just sayin ........
I thought you might....hee hee.
xox
T.
I think this is biast, and not the type of thing to be writing on a swingers website, not all men and women are jealous!
Hell..if you can't laugh at yourself..ya got your boxers...or panties cinched too tight! Let 'em loose!
I Thought it was funny!
I Thought it was funny!
LOGANLOVERS wrote:
I think this is biast, and not the type of thing to be writing on a swingers website, not all men and women are jealous!
uh, sorry the whole sarcastic humor escaped you. please see comment below yours for further explanation.
xox
T.
TIFFND wrote:
Hell..if you can't laugh at yourself..ya got your boxers...or panties cinched too tight! Let 'em loose!
I Thought it was funny!
yeah. What you said. ;-)
thanks!
xox
T.
funny as hell!
@please27-
Amen!
@please27-
Amen!
roflmfao!!! Very nice!! Kisses...Naugh-Ty
LOL... Thanks for the Laugh.