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Single male in this lifestyle.. - I have questions for couples and single females. - At the risk of restating for the millionth time...
Cold hard truth time, JOSH. Single guys in the lifestyle are a dime a dozen (that's a really old fashioned way of saying there are a LOT of you). And believe it or not you all claim you're super spiffy dudes (you're not...not all of you anyway). If you all WERE super duper All American boy-next-door stud muffins you'd have girls falling all over you and we wouldn't be having this (single male) conversation for the bazillionth time.
So let's do the math. There are a LOT of single guys in the lifestyle (despite some who would argue that singles aren't really swingers). There are fewer couples in the lifestyle and even fewer single ladies (again despite that 'swingles aren't swingers' argument). So even factoring in the fact that ALL swinger females are insatiable minxes who have sex almost continuously there just isn't enough time in the day for them to get around to fucking each and every single guy. Sorry, man.
My advice to you, and you aren't gonna like it, is to take all those amazing qualities you possess and find a hottie of your own that you can go out into the wild world of swingdom and share with other people. Swinging really is a couple centric activity. There's a reason it used to be called "wife swapping" and people wearing like disco clothes and gold chains and stuff used to go to key parties. Can you imagine the chaos that would have ensued if a bunch of single guys threw their keys in the bowel at a key party?
ps- If you'd rather not find a woman to swing with and prefer to keep your single male status my advice to you would be to grow a very thick skin, become more patient than a Buddhist monk and never ever ever come across as desperate or WORSE pissy that you don't feel like you're getting your fair share of hot swinger tail.
Where are all the guys pictures at? - - Here is one for the ladies, we always post the male part and face but are in private album due to 99.9% are phoney want to be swingers. What kills us is in profiles it says must have both pictures in profile for reply then you dont see theres lol. Oh well enjoy kisses:p
Girls that are into DP - How common is this activity among the swingers? - Wife loves dp and dvp. Makes her squirt intensely.
Is it a “preference” or is it “ discrimination” - - [quote=VANESSA_BABY][quote=massageBBCguy]Omg.. seriously?
Ok. I am really getting tired of all this.. if you don’t then you are a racist.
Ok swingers and single.. let’s push Congress to re-amend the 1964 Civil rights act to create a new cause of action “Failure to fuck a minority” and create a federal regulation requiring members to post “I am an Equal Opportunity Swinger”..
I hope this helps. Ugh...[/quote]
I’m not saying because they are not getting fucked I get plenty fucked. I think you mis understood me.[/quote]Cause of Action is the reason for a lawsuit.. well here ——-A cause of action, in law, is a set of facts sufficient to justify a right to sue to obtain money, property, or the enforcement of a right against another part—— “Failure to fuck” doesn’t really mean you are not getting plenty of sex.. it means for example.. “Failure to hire” against a white employer.. a “failure to fuck” against white swinger. I hope that helps.
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Pineapple or upside down pineapple - - What symbol comes to your mind first when you think of swingers? (Pineapple, upside down pineapple, or something else?)
I’ve googled it but I’d like to get it from my people 😉
Welcome back Swingular! - Celebratory orgy. - [quote=NIKITA]I was crouching behind the counter at a Statbucks because if the end is coming I'm getting free coffee out of the deal. My barista was scared of the coming end, but I saved him from the on coming onslaught by my shotgun. After taking down many zombies, I pulled him towards me in a romantic kiss and said "Groovy baby."
Wait, maybe I was watching Evil Dead while drinking Starbucks? Ummmm... what was the question? OH, can I come too?[/quote]
Absolutely! The more the merrier! The earth ain't gonna repopulate itself ya know. Sadly, we're having trouble finding very many people who were actually Raptured up into heaven. This being Utah, we thought the majority would be sucked up in the first wave and we'd have our pick of swank houses, bitchin' rides and other luxurious swag. We thought we'd be lucky to find a handful of survivors but it's looking more and more like we're gonna need to rent out Rice Eccles Stadium to accommodate all the swingers who survived and wanna orgy away the apocalypse. But there's always room for a fellow coffee lover who's handy with a shotgun. [em]Emo_12[/em]
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Camper talk - Swing parties in campers have you done it - [quote=2F4U]Where do you find these groups[/quote]
There is a group on Facebook of RV swingers and nudist... called PERVs, Pineapple Express RV group. You can request to join. It’s a PG group but if you want some people that camp and swing then it maybe just the thing your looking for.
What sets you apart from other swingers - Lets see whos looking for what. - I guess my advantage and disadvantage at the same time is my age...it goes with the bum per sticker....young men fuck, old men make love, even if it's just for tonight...*S*
Digital Christmas Booty - - Single male... insert eye roll here... do you even know the woman? If so does she know you're posting her pic in a swingers group?
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