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Chat room - - We have a discord chatroom full of swingers and zero bots for Utah and the surrounding areas. AZ definitely counts if you are interested let me know and I can send you guys a link. You'll have to verify with Admin because we aren't affiliated with Swingular but its minimal and its a fun group.
Photographer/Videographer/Cinematographer - Want a pro shoot and a really low cost? - Hey swingers, I (Don) am a pro photographer. I also do video work as well. Would love to shoot some stills or vid for ya. I have a background in nudes, implied nudes, boudoir etc. I will provide some examples in my port for your review.
I do not expect any "play time". It's strictly professional. You get all the photos! :) I will also post process (color/exposure correct). If you are interested, give me a call.
Don
801-807-8057
P.S. I am shooting with the new Nikon D800, so you will be getting amazingly sharp, 36 Megapixel shots!
Tools of the trade:
Nikon D800
Canon 7D
Pink flamingo - How many swingers have a pink flamingo in their front yard? - scores of single males storming trailer parks as we speak
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^^Weekend campground for nudist and swingers^^ - We host nudist swinger activities! - [color=#1e5612"][/color]G's Spot - www.gsspotnaples.com
Date of event> May 4th- 6th
Enjoy a totally secluded, rustic weekend campground in Naples Fl for nudist and swingers that injoy lifestyle activities. Tents RVs and Vans are Welcome or use one of our RVs . Tube/float on the lake or soak in the hot tub, DJ for dancing or karaoke, room for quiet reflection, reading, relaxation or sunbathing. Pot-luck dinners and socializing are a highlight with whatever level of participation is comfortable.
Membership is free. Adults over 21 only and must sign a privacy agreement and show ID. Couples and select singles welcome
Swingers cars??? - What ya driving?? - Our New baby...
We have heard about it many times........... - Couples that are swingers - Yes, swingers are "open". Yes, we have experienced our first BAD time. Doesn't our profile say NO DRAMA !!!!!!!!!! I can't believe couples that talk sooo much about how open and fun they are but one partner gets soooo jealous and leaves in the middle of our play time???? Please don't let this happen again. Don't pretend you guys are something you are not!!!! Be open and honest with each other!!!! If we wanted drama we would try to play with vanillas!!!! The reason we are swingers is we are open and comfortble with one another .....If your NOT don't be swingers and lead people on........Or atleast try to play with us.Thanks! We DO appreciate the FUN, DRAMA FREE couples we have played with!
Now that you're one of them there fancy swingers... - - See, that's what I'm talking about. KITTY wants chocolate raspberry truffle cheesecake when most guys are day old glazed donuts at best. Obviously she's been ruined by a steady diet of hot sexy swinger guys who know tricks that would make Jenna Jameson blush. By the time she's been in the lifestyle a couple of decades the only thing that will be able to get her off is a Hitachi with a jackhammer motor inside of it.
New Yorker Shutting down - - [quote=FantasiesofSLC]You sound like someone who visited Epstein's Island. Even though there is evil there, it's okay because I had fun.[/quote] But that would be “taking the moral high ground” and “hypocritical” because we are swingers we can’t have standards or morals! Yes everyone has a line and it’s ok to have that line, but when the ATF or other federal agencies get involved we are out. Call us hypocrites.
Now that you're one of them there fancy swingers... - - [quote=DELICIOUSLYWET][quote=TIFFND][quote=DELICIOUSLYWET]Has swinging become too popular and become passe?
Oh, and fuck Crispy Cremes.....Banbury Cross all the way Evil. [/quote]I think fucking doughnuts is another thread.[/quote]
Just donuts or how about bismarks and danish?[/quote]I prefer "Hostess O's" I'm not a big guy, you know..well..you don't, I suppose..Brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it. Thanks alot DeliciouslyWet! Hmmm..never fucked a Dane tho....are there any here on Swingular?
Bi-Sexual - lifestyle questions - Announcement! Ms Evil and I think that the United States should immediately unilaterally suspend any and all swinging activities until we can figure out what the hell is going on! I mean with all this supposedly "accidental" penetration of various orifices and stuff. And we should also have a database of swingers, track their movements and have surveillance against where they meet (swing clubs, happy hour meet 'n greets, hoochie koochie bars). Until we take these steps American swingers just aren't safe. Oh, and no more male swinger 'open carry'. It's all fun and games until someone gets their eye poked out by some careless horny dude wielding a high capacity assault pocket Scud. Please go to We the People on the White House petition site and sign our petition to make American swinging great again!
It's also been rumored that some young swingers are being radicalized and are planning to meet clandestinely for who knows WHAT! This has to STOP! Please vote for the return of traditional swinging values (key parties, gold chains, and lots and lots of chest and pubic hair). It's time to TAKE BACK our swing scene!
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