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That particular video was made by a Colorado couple that, before they split, were on another swingsite that we're on. They actually produced a number of REALLY funny videos (most of which, sadly, aren't online anymore) and posted them on that website. As you might imagine he and I had similar personalities and talked at length a number of times online about all kinds of random funny stuff.
The Batman video was one I just stumbled on while surfing YouTube. Of course, I'm drawn to funny, facetious, and borderline offensive styles of comedy. We actually use humor (as you probably have guessed) as a tool to help us weed out couples that we wouldn't necessarily be compatible with. And it's actually for the OTHER couples' benefit because we are fairly likely (and Ms. Evil is guilty of this even more than I am-lol) to crack jokes in the middle of sex. We've had more than a few people over the years get quite upset with her/us for doing this.
But I'm ALWAYS looking for new, funny, stuff and that's why I started this thread, way back in the time of the dinosaurs, to find more new stuff because we LOVE to laugh! [em]Emo_49[/em]
new to the scene - - Thanks for the response grouptherapist, guess first off what is agood way to get more involved in swinging. Do not know of any swingers in our area but sure there is
Ugly people and swinging - - A few years ago we met our first "swingers." They were in their 50's, overweight, and not attractive. We eventually met more of their friends who were equally overweight and not attractive. They were always trying to entice us to participate in their "swinging" activities. It seemed as if all these couples lost interest in each other and just wanted some other person besides their own partner to fuck. They were always looking to trade up and we were the outcasts for not participating. The overweight ugly people always hide behind "inner beauty" and "connection." Sorry, I don't get it. My girl doesn't get it even more than me.
I'm aware that ugly people need love too. It's great when two ugly couples can come together and eventually....come together. You know who you are. Or at least others know who you are.
Attraction is everything in this lifestyle. Standards vary not only from couple to couple but person to person. Think about it: It's absolutely amazing that you found someone that isn't completely disgusted by you and vice versa. The odds of finding another couple that BOTH of you are into are astronomical.
I think a lot of people in this lifestyle just "settle" for what's available, in turn lowering the collective standard. Don't be afraid to reject a couple if one of them is unattractive. Your partner will appreciate this.
Swingers In Uniform - Pay your memorial day respects here. - WOW...apparently we are all Americans here...Except for Richard Cranium...AKA Juan...
Anywho...As a twice wounded, but still kicking vet of two wars...Thank You to all you supporters...As to those who do not...FUCK YOU!!!!!!
Weird sex laws. - Oral sex is bad but fucking a corpse not so much. - You have to admit, oral sex IS kinda creepy. But I'm willing to bet it's Obama's (or Holder's) fault. Or those damned libs. Or those damned conservatives. Or those damned swingers, they're RUINING the USofA! Or maybe it's rap music or gay marriage. Or possibly a direct result of Dancing With The Stars. [em]Emo_62[/em]
On Premise Swingers Club - SLC - Doing this as a church is a HUGE scam and those associated with such a "church" should be prosecuted. Be above aboard and do it right without relying on "religion."
I'd like some advice.....really, I'm serious. - - We've always gotten a chuckle while running into co-workers on this site, or we discover they are swingers. This has happened quite often, and it's remarkable what a fun common interest it is to have with someone with whom you've only had a working relationship.
As for the play part, we rarely if ever approach or intimate that we'd like to play with them, and let them approach us.
Swingers should not be embarrased about being in the lifestyle, and if they are...one must quetsion "why"?
This is also assuming that if they prefer discretion, those with whom they associate will not let the proverbial cat out of the bag.
Even though they may not be seeking single males, why can't you still maintain a friendly relationship with them; undoubtedly the chances of running into them at meet n greets, or house parties exists.
You never know, they may get a good chuckle as well. Just be polite, and not approaching like the cliche, stereotyped single male expecting sexual favors from them.
Good luck!
~J~
Swingers cars??? - What ya driving?? - 1968 Camaro, a truck and a mini van :D
Small Town - Speak Out - we live in a small town and no one seems to put a pic on their profile, we look at it this way, if you are a trial member or courious, u can only see the first pic, but if you are really wanting to get into it you will get a membership and see what is available. You should not worry about showing a pic because these ones viewing it would also be swingers. Does this not make sense?????
Todd and Renee'
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