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That particular video was made by a Colorado couple that, before they split, were on another swingsite that we're on. They actually produced a number of REALLY funny videos (most of which, sadly, aren't online anymore) and posted them on that website. As you might imagine he and I had similar personalities and talked at length a number of times online about all kinds of random funny stuff.
The Batman video was one I just stumbled on while surfing YouTube. Of course, I'm drawn to funny, facetious, and borderline offensive styles of comedy. We actually use humor (as you probably have guessed) as a tool to help us weed out couples that we wouldn't necessarily be compatible with. And it's actually for the OTHER couples' benefit because we are fairly likely (and Ms. Evil is guilty of this even more than I am-lol) to crack jokes in the middle of sex. We've had more than a few people over the years get quite upset with her/us for doing this.
But I'm ALWAYS looking for new, funny, stuff and that's why I started this thread, way back in the time of the dinosaurs, to find more new stuff because we LOVE to laugh! [em]Emo_49[/em]
Couples erotic massage? - - I've tried to schedule one as well. Lots of flakey "massage people". I like the idea of two couples just swapping partners and giving each others other a massage. Same room could make it even more fun. I'm up for that I even have 2 masssge tables if anyone is interested. Massage with a swingers couple sounds fun.
Shit Swingers Say - Hilarious Video.. - I believe this to most likely be the most famous line ever...........Is this the female half?
Are you Wet would be the 2nd most said. (Ya I get wet every time you text me...even at work, at the dentist, driving my car and, On the job. Yes I am just a fountain of wetness....just oozing out all over everyone. Hehe only Joking don't get your panties in a bundle.)
HAHAHA...Hell ya!
Swingers Dares - Text for cards in the game - Kiss the person to your left without actually kissing them. Get you lips within 1/2 inch of theirs and hold.
The let down. - - Well POET_RAYL maybe the reason you have problems is most of your pics are from 2001! And you had one from 2006. You have been on here since 2005 and in 6 years no comments. Makes you think huh? And on your profile you demand couple have a pic on thier public profile. Ever thought maybe some people didn't want to post thier face pics for the world to see? We have jobs and don't want just lookers seeing our pics. If your swingers like us that's one thing I can't speak for everyone but we just didn't want anyone to see our faces on a swingers site. Anyone thats been on this site for more then 2 years without a comment gives us a red flag.
As for answering the question why do so many couples flake? It's because with most couples it's just the man posting and his wife has no clue he is posting her pics.
Ideas on Swingers Car Rally..... - Ideas on Swingers Car Rally..... - Hey guys Hot Rods go with Bikes. Just got the approval to include show cars in the best Bike or Hot Rod contest for Bikers and Babes we will pick a Bike and a runner up and a Car and a Runner up. Hows that.
We will post the Prize for the Hottes Car asap. So are yall in or what? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also we can have cars and Bikes on the Am Ride. Then Hang pool side for a bit. Great way to show off the Car.
Why so much hate in the swingers world... - - ULUV,
Insecurity, fear, unwillingness, ignorance etc. I believe a true swinger or "Libertine" is one that exercise free thought and actions without regard to morals or a dogma. This means not only in sex, but all things. I strive to be openminded with everything, but no one is perfect. I, like everyone am at a level of openmindedness in my life and I am striving to achieve new levels of understanding everyday. Some of will remain, some of with regress, while some us will continue to advance our whole lives. Willingness to open up to new ideas and concepts helps. Hate will exist as long as ignorance does.
Kinsey is among many scientists that have and do explore the realm of human sexuality. Many people don't try and take the time to better understand themselves. We are such egocentric creatures fundementally, that we often lose sight of reality through our own perception. That perception has ben clouded by propaganda, ignorance of fact and misinformation.
I strive to better understand those around me, by coaxing them to interact with me here. Sometime, I admit, I manipulate them with controversial subject matter to "stir the pot", but it get shit moving and get's people talking and interacting. There in the combustion chamber, can we all see what's happening. We just have to do our best to take of the clouded goggles of our perceptions and open our minds to the sometimes harsh, sometime beautiful reality. I am still trying to get mind all the way off.
-D-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_Reports
Shit Swingers Say - Hilarious Video.. - A few highlights.. (Definitely things you'll ONLY hear swingers say)...
"Should I pack my strap-on? I'm not sure if they're going to have one"
"Do you guys mind if we move our dinner to next week? She JUST got her period."
"I didn't recognize you guys with your clothes on!!"
"Honey, you have GOT to feel her breasts.."
"I don't wanna go out, I have a pimple on my ass".
"Do you know any babysitters that will stay past 5am?"
"So if our parents ask.. here's how we know each other....."
"Do you remember what brand of condmons Jim and Karen like?"
"What did you do to my husband, and can you teach me?"
"That was awesome... What are your names again?"
"Do NOT open this in front of your family."
"Don't get my head in the shot.."
"I FOUND A UNICORN!"
"Sorry about the wet-spot"
"If we do Indian for dinner, we might not wanna have anal later."
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