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New Rating System to Match Couples - This will take care of the - +10 points for Gryffindor! +50 points for BUMMYPUS! .... and +5 points for our new friend from Kamas who finally got all "good natured" and showed some love. (although, even with the extra 5 points, you're still way at the bottom of the swinger food chain... along with the toll-booth workers, orangutans, bicycle seat sniffers, and other assorted undesirables) I know its tough being a single male... trying to score some wild poontang in the wonderful world of the swingers. You'd think with this smorgASSborg of fine pussy around here, there'd certainly must be some extras lying around waiting for a fine fella like you to dip his twig into??!! I feel for you, man (not really, but work with me here). But you've got to bring a dish to the potluck (baked roadkill doesn't cut it) if you want to sit at the big kids' table. Suggestion: grab a girl (human), and a shower, and join the rest of the swinger party. One thing we don't need is extra 'swingin' dicks' at the HO-down. .... Extra bunny tail, that's a different story now, isn't it? Like my one-eyed pappy always sez... "Son, life ain't fair" He also used to say "Boy, there is a 22.5% chance I ain't yer real Pappy" I'm not sure what that exactly meant, but I'm sure he loved me as much as that old Chevy pickup of his. Cheers! BTW, Whenever I get all jazzed up, my good friend Mike always asks me... WWJD ... for a Klondike Bar?

Game ON....which sign is Hornier...(is that a word?) - zodiac signs of swingers? - Of course, I'm Virgo the virgin.....stop laughing......okay, I am right on the cusp, so count me part Leo too...roar!

Black Ring - Who has theirs and how have they caught on? - We have talked about this at parties with our group. Most have no idea about them and those who did said they never worked for them.. We also brought up the UPSIDE DOWN PINEAPPLE in your grocery cart and also the Pineapple flag flipped over.. Most had no idea on them either.. Some say they would try the pineapple in the cart while shopping, but most just say: We'll wait to hear from peeps coming to parties!! Side note: One of our son in laws wears a black ring in place of his expensive wedding band while at work. One of his friends asked him if he and our daughter were swingers. HE WENT NUTS... He knows we are in the LS, but doesn't like it. So oddly the only person I have ever heard of that was asked about the ring and knew about it, asked a VANILLA MAN.... How are we doing???????? ;)

Franknfelicity - Honesty - As per a recent request I will post that this is a local issue in Utah, And I suppose I should expect the anonymity that is so precious to all the closet swingers in this area. I apologize to those from outside our twilight zone. But also envy your freedom of choice without judgment

We thought this was educational and should explain a lot about s - keep an open mind. Swingers are spiders. Each to their own unique ways! - Was very funny.

BUSTED! Your Kids Found Out Your Swingers. Now What? - - DOCFRIES wrote: "Something else....as I DO work in healthcare, particularly focusing on psychological interactions...those who tend to support their comments with cursing, or "I know what I am talking about", tend not to. They just have a pathological need to force their opinion, for that is what it is, on everyone and have it taken for fact. Typically, they tend to be arrogant and have a pretty inflexible belief system. Anyway...MY OPINION.........lol"

Who thinks swinging should be just like ordering up an Uber? - - Just, you know, click on your phone and find a willing couple or single and 'wham, bam, thank-you, ma'am' after it's over you use your phone to immediately give them a rating. There could even be a short questionnaire about things like whether they argued about using a condom, whether their nipples were disgustingly pierced and even if their breath smelled like ass. Just think of the time this would save sorting thru 'binders of swingers' and trying to pick someone out based on a glorified Tinder profile. [em]Emo_28[/em]

Why are people afraid to give out their email address - -

How did you get started? - - one eveing about eight years ago we were talking to a couple of friends and they wee talking about this club where they liked to go where the people were open and friendly and liked to have fun with clothes on or off. We have always been adventurous, and staunch nudist. Well as you figure one thing lead to another and we went there one night in southern CA and we had a blast. At first it was a place where Sheila could get some female attention that made her smile bet as time went on we actually both selected nights that we were going to do different things. SHeila is a well designed woman and on night had every woman in the place suck my cock before we went home and OH MY GOD what a night. So for her birthday she had what she wanted. Three women and one guys and everyone was well satisfied and sheila slept on the way home. Another grand night. The friends that we started with soon grew tired because they wanted to fuck and nothing more while the true swingers found friend and made life long relationships. We are better people because of our lifestyle.

Secret Swingers Club Ogden, UT - Clubs - It's the door with the little ghost on it on 25th St. We walk by it but can't figure out how to get in. Saw a post on here a while ago mentioning it.