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Most entertaining profiles on Swingular. - - Oh my gawd, I open this account just now and had 44 messages waiting in our mailbox?
I figured the damn Drug, Porn, Mortgage, Hot Stock Alert spammers had found this account as well. (Rat Bastards)
Then I thought perhaps someone's mouse malfunctioned and it repeatedly click send mail... 44 times.
So just like the hot chick in "Murder she Wrote" I went out to solve the mystery and that's where I found CNKISS!
Figures, a hot couple who lives (Lehi, UT 1876 miles) from us. (Cuba is only 152 miles away from us, this means we stand a better chance meeting Castro.
For you real young swingers "Castro" is the head Cheese in Cuba and has been since the 1950's... don't confuse him with the sexual lubricant ( Castrol ) for that real race car driver in you!
So, after being called out like this what can we do for a big grand finale?....
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Audi is cheaters' top choice - Automotive News June 14, 2013 - What kind of cars do single swingers posing as couples drive? Diahatsu Charade? Subaru Brat? Hummer? Oldsmobile Intrigue? Dodge Dart Swinger? Ford Probe? AMC Gremlin? Pontiac Vibe? Or make up your own!
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Why Hide Your Faces? - Don't you realize you're smarter than everyone else? - Because we are ugly! haha. just kidding...
But, can you imagine being a middle school teacher and the students found out you were letting other men fuck your wife in gangbangs? Vanillas seem to think we are all sex crazed zealots who will have sex with anyone and engage in large orgies all the time. What if one of these kids told his parents that he saw your profile on a swingers site advertising gangbangs? More than likely, that parent would tell everyone that you are not the role model that should be teaching their children; and demand that you be fired. You would lose your career and reputation.
There are many other reasons. But this is just one.
Are swingers moral? - Who determines what morals are? - Speaking of college papers, I actually wrote one on this topic. The "moral" of the story was that sex only becomes immoral if you lie about it. The whole concept of marriage boils down to a contract between two parties. That contract can be written or altered to reflect the preferences of the parties involved. From a religious stand point, "Thou shalt not commit adultery", again adultery implies dishonesty. Swinging does not involve dishonesty, it is an open an honest expression of sex.
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What's your number? - - After a great Sunday workout, a post-workout shower, and a romp in the sack (and I'm not gonna lie, a quick post-nookie nap), Ms. Evil and I were surfing thru the RomCom selection on cable and ran across one we hadn't seen for a while. It's called "What's Your Number?" and is about a girl who freaks out when she realizes how many guys she's slept with. We thought it was pretty funny and it started us talking about what OUR number is as swingers and we quickly realized that our numbers made the female character in this movie look like a nun.
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Oh, and it didn't hurt that I've always had a big crush on Anna Faris (What can I say, funny girls turn me on!) and what woman doesn't think Chris Evans isn't hot?
So the question for this poll is simple. What's your number? How many penises have been inside you, ladies? And guys, have many vaginas have you had the pleasure of invading?
1) Let's just put it this way. My bedpost collapsed many years ago from all the notches.
2) More than I can count...and that's a GOOD thing.
3) Not that many. You swingers are disgusting sluts!
4) Just a few.
5) Okay, maybe more than a dozen.
6) Is 50+ too many?
7) Definitely north of 100!
8) Over a thousand but who's counting?
KUTV News Story on Swingers - News - I can't say too much since we were Mormons when we first started swinging (still are, I guess,...technically). But it's been hilarious over the years to meet so many LDS couples who played HARD on Sat. night but left the party early to get up for church the next morning. The REALLy funny ones were those who would email us on Sunday night telling us they were going to quit swinging (Sunday guilt?) and then about Wednesday write us asking where the party was going to be the next Saturday night. One couple we knew did this almost weekly! LOL
Party Games - - We\'ve played around with a computer game called 4 play, from rwb productions, its kinda of like a monopoly style game but for swingers. Haven\'t ahd a chance to see what it might be like in a party situation but might be worth checking out......
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Fantasy Friday - Share them! - I know it's only Thursday (or Thorsday, if you prefer) but Friday can NOT get here fucking soon enough so I'm going to start this a little early and see if it can get some traction that will carry this thread into the weekend.
We thought it might be fun to share some of our naughtiest sexual fantasies with each other. Let's either share some written fantasies or, maybe, even some pics or gifs (or videos!) of any fantasies that are rolling around in your brain right now, or that HAVE rolled around in there in the past, or that might pop up based on something you read about someone else's fantasy. This is the place to post your deepest, darkest, wildest sex thoughts even if it might be something you don't necessarily ever want to act out.
Oh, and just for fun, please post a "Yes", "No", or "Maybe" about each fantasy depending on whether it's something you def would like to happen, def DON'T ever want to happen IRL, or MAYBE would like to happen given the right circumstances and/or people involved.
And PLEASE, no judgments about someone else's fantasy...unless it like involves kids or something illegal or really disgusting.
Who knows, maybe it will strike a chord with other swingers and it might start a dialog or something that could lead to meeting people IRL who share your fantasy and want to help you fulfill it. I'll start it off with a fairly mainstream one of Ms. Evil's and this is a 'maybe' but most likely closer to a 'yes'! :-)
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Why are there prostitutes on Swingular? - - I know.. I was just being a smart ass. But it was ME who posted her profile link. ;)
You're welcome to everyone who is using a swinger site to find a sex worker!
I heard that EROS is better for this.. but give swingular a few more months. It might just catch up!!
[quote=Mrnmrsb][quote=ANONYMOUS]I do marketing for a living if anyone wants to hire me. ;)[/quote]
I was referring to the prostitute being a smart business person for using a swingers web site. Because as everyone has pointed out. WAYYYYY TOO MANY SINGLE MEN and not enough single women.[/quote]
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