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Age quesiton - Do swingers of the same age group swing together? - we like a wide range of ages...we are more pickier about attitude than age

HELP!!!!!!!!! I guess we need to work on our profile - - Maybe you could add a coupon for a free bowl of soup? That's always a big hit around the holiday shopping season. If that doesn't work, be sure to add the lines about how in love you are with each other, how you are DD free and expect to stay that way, you are looking to spice up your great love life, and be sure to write NO SINGLE MALES!!! 3 times all in CAPS so people know you are REALLY serious... You don't want any of those sneaky little bastards squeaking through the cracks. Oh yeah, don't forget to dress up your profile with those fancy MySpace backgrounds. Include a picture of your sportscar, boat, and two-headed squirrel that you caught while on your exotic vacation in Rexburg ID... these all get extra points. Last but not least, you gotta have a closeup shot of your genitals. Who says that once you've seen 10,000 knobby/dried up peckers, they all look the same? When in doubt, look at the profiles of other popular people on this site, read their clever ads, and do the old "copy and paste" routine. Just don't copy their pics, people may be disappointed when they are expecting Ben and Jennifer, and they end up meeting more common folk. Warning: Don't copy our profile. It is down right stupid and was obviously written by an ignoramous. The bottom line... profiles are pretty much all the same. Writing some clever literary prose ain't gonna get you laid. The only thing I've got going for me is a hot wife (bait), alcohol (to relax the spouse of the guy who wants to fuck my wife), and chloroform (to disable the other guy's wife when she finally decides "there ain't no way she's 'taking it for the team' with that crazy bastard! " Oh yeah, one more thing.... I also was smart enough to move away from Utah to a place where there are good swinger clubs, lots of hot sexy swingers, and our law-makers aren't a bunch of old white haired guys, in funny underware, who think a good time involves green jello and an accordian player! I gotta tell my former neighbors... I've been to "The Place" and it definitely is NOT in Utah. (Note: the Cirque at Snow Bird and Catherine's Area at Alta might be the closest exception to that last statement) I hope that was helpful. Good luck with your profile. :D

Age - New to the swingers community - is age a factor in how a couple is viewed? - I don't know about an upper limit, but we will not "date" anyone under 21, sorry all you young ones. We feel like if your not old enough to drink, your not old enough to party with us. Legal is legal. T&K

Pink flamingo - How many swingers have a pink flamingo in their front yard? - We have seen the upside down pineapple in the grocery cart in the past

Mystery Escape Room - Looking to put together a small group for night of fun - Would there be slight groping involved? Or would all of the energy be focused on actually escaping? What if we weren’t in a big rush to leave a dark and secluded room full of other swingers? 😋😏

Is HABITS still the place to go? - - Habits: Pros: Great music, food delish, cool/friendly staff. Cons: Drinks pricey/watered down, music too loud, "dress code", popular hangout with self proclaimed elite swingers. Club 48: Pros: Drinks great, music at reasonable level, relaxed atmosphere. Cons: Food sucks, understaffed, sometimes music sucks too. Northern Exposure: Pros: Private room with private smoking area, some drinks good, music at reasonable level, music ok. Cons: Some drinks pricey/watered down and they seem to run out of their "specials" quickly, food sucks too, staff really busy (altho they are friendly).

Amazing Elite Halloween Party - - Most swingers are respectful. You are certainly in the right crowd. CB&KB

Swingers In Uniform - Pay your memorial day respects here. - Thank you all. Don Juan has his freedom of speach and as much as I may disagree with his position his rights are just as important as mine. certian rights are so very important that a group of men back around the late 1700's decided to expressly write them down. freedom of speach was among those rights expressly protected not given in the document (Bill of Rights). those in uniform and out of uniform alike may disagree with our political goals and how the military is used in the accomplishment of those goals but never the less the military has been asked to fight and so we do. I sincerely do not remember where I herd this poem and I may not remember all of the words but the gist is: I saw them come for the artists, and I am not an artist so I did nothing! I saw them come for the grocer, & I am not a grocer so I did nothing!! I saw them come for the poor, & I am not poor so I did nothing!!!! I saw them come for the Jews, & I am not a Jew so I did nothing!!!!! Now they came for me, Who is left to help me????? the end I pray the United States Military is recognized for the highest standards of Integrity, Service & Excellence!!! sometimes in the persute of freedom there are some elements none of us like but must prtect the same. humbly yours, USAFR SRA Wilkinson

How to find other swingers - - Luvbugs wrote: > > Rumor has it that they congregate together in large online groups where they > share pictures, stories, and sometimes...even get together for crazy group sex. Are you SERIOUS? You mean people actually DO that? Must be those damn people from that KSL bit doing their nefarious recruiting... Who woulda thunk it? ;)

Why so much hate in the swingers world... - - Mouthy prick or not Don, (which is exactly why I luv ya!) it's still a really nasty thing to say. Mother spirit? Hmmm... You have been rather naughty lately.. Maybe I should get out my belt and spank you! All in a "motherly spirit" of course! ;)