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Why are there so many swingers from Utah? - - It's cause we're all polygamists and we each have at LEAST 7 wives but still aren't satisfied and want to fuck OTHER guys wives too. The parties here are totally CRAZY....there's like one guy for every 8 or 10 girls. The chicks HAVE to be bi just to get a little action and the guys are usually COMPLETELY worn out very early in the evening. Luckily Viagra is available OTC here and a lot of us have had those little pumps implanted in our willies so we can keep going...just like that Energizer bunny. If anyone wants, we can send the missionaries over to your house so YOU can get in on all the hot action...hey even if you don't want to join up you can probably have a little fun fucking with two totally horny 19 year old virgin boys who aren't allowed to touch girls or even masterbate for two years. If you have any questions just watch Big Love on HBO....it's TOTALLY 100% real and ALL the polyg wives are totally hot like his (NOBODY gives a BJ like Chole Sevigny!) and nobody ever has a "headache" cause they know that they won't get another "turn" for at least 2 or 3 days. Plus the skiing here is pretty good.
Evil
What would you do? - what does a person do when their spouse no longer wishes to paticipate - SPALD,
Swinging is a recreational thing. It should never define your relationship. As in anything in life, you have to be fluid, dynamic and open-minded, all while realizing your limits and the limits of your partner. Swinging is not a neccessity. Before we all made it real, it was a fantasy. No one can convince me that fantasies must be a reality or we'll all die. If that were the case, then the only people on earth would be rich or those that care nothing for material things. Healthy swinging is something you can pick-up and lay down. If you need to swing, I think you are in it for the wrong reasons. I think "lifestyle" is a bad word. This is not a lifestyle. It's a sexual choice. We don't live to swing or swing to live. We swing because we are horny and want some strange. There is nothing mysterious about it. We are sexual creatures and swingers just do not allow religious (moral) restraint to interfere with their sex life. That's my opinion.
-Don-
Pink flamingo - How many swingers have a pink flamingo in their front yard? - We have pineapples on the trailer and black rings lol
Any thoughts on Pride? Going? Have been? - pride weekend - Just wondering if there are any swingers going to Pride this weekend? I have never been and was wondering if anyone had anything to share about it?
This lifestyle - What are we really? - Posted By: JSTLKN07 Reply posted on:
Jan 22, 2008 - 12:25 pm
We like to think that we're doing what makes both of us happy. If that makes us swingers or polyamorous, or whatever, then that's cool with us. Our label we give ourselves isn't important, nor do we care about it.
We beg to differ. That label is important from certain standpoints. Now, if you meet us and tell us you are a poly couple seeking a poly relationship, we can tell you it won't go far since that is not what we want. That way, you know it isn't going anywhere fast and so do we. No need to drag it out for a while and then "I thought you...." or "I got the impression.....". If I am looking for a certain type of relationship, isn't it better to know up front and not waste anybody's time and get hurt feelings?
Tired of Politics and Religion! - - Let me reiterate what others and myself have said.. I also find it funny that people are "tired of reading about politics and religion", when they have the choice whether to read and/or participate in controversial topics.
What I have noticed, to the contrary of the minority that complain about these subjects, is that there is far more participation (reading and or writing) with controversial subjects from the majority of this site. This includes the very people that complained. Shit, I mean they actually read the title of the thread, clicked on it, read through it and then take the time to post their judgment of everyone else participating, instead of taking that same opportunity to post in a sex thread or start another topic they deem acceptable for the website.
I find a lot less of my friends participate in the forums and on the site all together, when all the forum subjects are sex oriented. Many people, as well as I, find this website to be dry and boring when the only topics in the forum are, "Hey Look at my wife's gaping cooter" or the 10,418, 231, 121st thread about how much some insecure married dude hates single males. This is a sex site and not a single male bashing site right??? HAHA! So instead of going in those threads and bitching and whining like a fucking baby, I create my own... See how that works?
Anyway, It's interesting to see in any social group, that there is always someone that tries to limit the group to the boundaries they think acceptable for the entire group. Why are we trying to put conservative limits on a liberal lifestyle? I think boundaries should only be set in matters of legality, privacy and consent. What's interesting is that there are so many conservative swingers here, that would push their ideas of morality and within the rules of this website, try and stifle others freedom of expression and speech. Perhaps you few should quit the lifestyle and go to church.
-D-
Girls that are into DP - How common is this activity among the swingers? - When ever I can get it- I DO IT & LOVE IT! :)
Another way to identify swingers - Totally hot T-Shirts - Salesman make a commission. I just thought they were cute. Sorry if I offended anyone else.
Identifying Swingers! - Lots of talk and now some action! :) - I heard it means either North American Swing Club Association or National Association of Swing Clubs of America.
Any swingers advise for Spain? - Swing clubs in Madrid - We will be in Madrid, Spain and Marrakech, Morocco for 2 weeks starting 12/3, we know Morocco is dead but wondered if anyone who's been to Madrid could point us in the right direction? We speak Spanish, so language not a barrier.
A and L
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