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Swingers cars??? - What ya driving?? - 05' Mercedes C320 and 08 Mercedes E350. I'll never drive another car other than Benz.
Why so much hate in the swingers world... - - Two -
Well then! Hmmm...need to have Mr. Two and I figure out the more...interesting toys we can find kicking around.
Love it when evil and devious come together.
FUCK going to the gym! - - Naw. But we do go to Gold's Bountiful. It's FULL of crazy sexy swingers so ya gotta bring yer "A" game and walk the walk. Otherwise you might as well just stay home and get high. [em]Emo_86[/em] [em]Emo_51[/em]
Single male in this lifestyle.. - I have questions for couples and single females. - At the risk of restating for the millionth time...
Cold hard truth time, JOSH. Single guys in the lifestyle are a dime a dozen (that's a really old fashioned way of saying there are a LOT of you). And believe it or not you all claim you're super spiffy dudes (you're not...not all of you anyway). If you all WERE super duper All American boy-next-door stud muffins you'd have girls falling all over you and we wouldn't be having this (single male) conversation for the bazillionth time.
So let's do the math. There are a LOT of single guys in the lifestyle (despite some who would argue that singles aren't really swingers). There are fewer couples in the lifestyle and even fewer single ladies (again despite that 'swingles aren't swingers' argument). So even factoring in the fact that ALL swinger females are insatiable minxes who have sex almost continuously there just isn't enough time in the day for them to get around to fucking each and every single guy. Sorry, man.
My advice to you, and you aren't gonna like it, is to take all those amazing qualities you possess and find a hottie of your own that you can go out into the wild world of swingdom and share with other people. Swinging really is a couple centric activity. There's a reason it used to be called "wife swapping" and people wearing like disco clothes and gold chains and stuff used to go to key parties. Can you imagine the chaos that would have ensued if a bunch of single guys threw their keys in the bowel at a key party?
ps- If you'd rather not find a woman to swing with and prefer to keep your single male status my advice to you would be to grow a very thick skin, become more patient than a Buddhist monk and never ever ever come across as desperate or WORSE pissy that you don't feel like you're getting your fair share of hot swinger tail.
Interesting Last or Maiden Names - Names to remember people by - I knew a mechanic by the name of Dick Peters his wifes name was Sharon. They would have been great swingers...well her anyway. LOL
Funny Joke About Forums - How Many Forum Members Does It Take to Change A Lightbulb? - :i Don't you all think this should have been posted under "Lifestyle Questions" since the basis of the inquiry was to determine how many forum posters from this, a swingers site, it would take to perform a given task? So, it is a question from a swinger about swingers... definately a "Lifestyle Question".
Sorta like this one:
"How many single men, on a swinger site, does it take to get 5 pages of forum comments from fellow swingers?"
Apparently 1 if he's from another planet and a profound tard.
Definately a lifestyle question.
:z just couldnt resist
Clubbing? - New to this lifestyle - I'm new to this lifestyle and was wondering, are there any good clubs where swingers go to meet. I RSVPd to a party on the home page, but it says there's an 89-person limit and there are twice the number already signed up. Chances are, I won't get in.
So where is a good place to go to just have fun with like-minded people?
Why so much hate in the swingers world... - - tpafun.... we tend to disagree with the first paragraph of your post... (we dont do pissing matches often) so as a result we usually just offer our opinion and dont rebuttle anyone elses.. but as far as ... if u are a single male and looking for a couple u bring NOTHING TO THE TABLE... i think thatd be better if it was formed as an opinion..., we do single males on occasion...(fuck here goes our mail box filling up)... sara likes DP... with both vaj, or 1 vaj 1 anal, or having one slam hound her doggie while she does oral... and it gets kinda old with either me or her trying to operate the phallus while we are still trying to focus on what we are doing.. so a live person boes have his uses... not that we just use them... but we do... i read them the riot act priorand explain that if at any point i feel they are disrespectfull or rude or selfish they will leave..THEY ARE HERE FOR SARA'S PLEASURE.. and in return they will get the fucking of a life time... there are a few that their performance warranted them beconing invited over to hot tub and OTHER THINGS every couple weeks or so....but there are those that were perfect gentlemen whom dont get invited back.. for the main reason sara wants more than 5 min of fun... so stamina counts... just like one of our main questions b4 ever meeting.... "what makes u diferent from every other single male out there?" most say they can do oral for hours.. well no shit so can i... but i can give sara oral... she isnt looking for oral....plus she needs to see the tool... sorry guys but she says their are some cocks out there that she wouldnt put in her mouth.......
well we would like to write more but we need to get showered n ready for work... dennis and sara
Translating Personals/Swingers Ads - - HOW TO TRANSLATE PERSONAL ADS:
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...................................49
Adventurer...........................Slept with all your friends
Athletic................................No boobs
Average looking...................Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...............................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated..............................Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure...............Medicated
Feminist...............................Fat ballbuster
Free spirit............................Junkie
Friendship first.....................Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun......................................Annoying
Gentle..................................Comatose
Good Listener......................Borderline Autistic
New-Age............................All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned......................Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.....................................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..........................Certified Bitch
Redhead...............................Bad dye-job
Reubenesque........................Grossly Fat
Romantic..............................Looks better by candle light
Social...................................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Voluptuous...........................Very Fat
Height/weight proportional....Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate...................Stalker
Widow.................................Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart. ....................Old bat
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MEN'S ADS
40-ish.....................................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic...................................Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking......................Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated................................Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit..............................Banging your sister
Friendship first.......................As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun........................................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........................Arrogant
Very good looking..................Dumb as a board
Honest....................................Pathological Liar
Huggable................................Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle.......................Insecure mama's boy
Mature...................................Older than your father
Open-minded.........................Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit............................Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.......................................Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall
Sensitive.................................Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.........................Gay
Spiritual..................................Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable.....................................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful...............................Says "Excuse me" when he farts
On a serious note... - A court case that could effect lifestylers with children - GEE PEOPLE, IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT COUNTRY WE LIVE IN, THIS SHIT IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE AN ISSUE, FOR COUPLES WHO HAVE GONE THROUGH A DIVORCE WITH CHILDREN... BELIEVE ME WE KNOW. I MYSELF, AMANDA, GOT TAPED ON THE CHAT SESSION ONE NIGHT BY A PERSON,WHOM I DONT EVEN KNOW, WHO HAPPEND TO BE A FRIEND, OF MY HUSBANDS X-WIFES FRIEND,AND SHE MAILED THE TAPE TO MY HUSBANDS X-WIFE...(OUCH) I CANT EVEN TRUST SWINGERS ANYMORE EAITHER?? I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THIS WOMAN IS, ALL I KNOW IS THAT SHE IS ON THE SITE... I DONT THINK SHE SHOULD BE IF SHE IS GOING TO TRY TO SCREW WITH PEOPLES LIFES.MY HUSBAND COULD HAVE LOST HIS TWO OLDEST CHILDREN, AND WE COULD HAVE LOST OUR YOUNGER CHILDREN WE HAVE TOGETHER, THE POINT IS WE STILL HAVE OUR CHILDREN!! AS LONG AS YOU CAN PROVE THAT THIS LIFESTYLE HAS NOUTHING TO DO WITH CHILDREN, AND THAT YOUR CHILDREN ARE NOT BEING HARMRD IN ANYWAY, THEN YOU WONT HAVE NOUTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, EXP. IF YOUR DISCREET! I GUESS THIS GOS TO SHOW YOU REALLY CANT TRUST A HOLE LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE? SO GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR BATTLE, WE FEEL FOR YOU! AMAANDA N HADEN :)
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