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Couple looking for wifeswapping, swinging, lifestyling and or org - - My wife and I would like to fuck some people and/or have sex with them. We are experienced swingers but haven't had sexual intercourse with anyone else for a long long time. In fact, our swinger hymens have almost assuredly grown back and our genitalia is as tight and unused as that of a first semester freshman BYU coed (full disclaimer-there also may or may not be cobwebs present from disuse). If you like Pina Coladas and gettin' lost in the rain...if you're not into STD's and you have half a brain please HUU.
Alternatively we would like to orgybang a bunch of hot nasty slutty people. Costumes and/or real personalities are optional. We're not looking for one night stands. We're looking for 1 hour (maybe 30 minutes) stands.
We are dead ringers for Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan (if both of them went on a 3 month bender of drugs, alcohol and Fight Club-esque beatings). We don't expect you to be Ken and Barbie but we want you to at least be Skipper and Todd or maybe Chuckie and a Cabbage Patch Kid. If you don't know any of these references you're WAY too young for us and you should go fuck some really hot Beliebers while discussing the pros and cons of Call of Duty WWII. No offense.
We don't Kick or Instachat or Snapgram or Twit. In fact our cell phones only hold half a dozen contacts each, voice dial is spotty, and our virtual/digital assistant is Ask Jeeves' alcoholic second cousin from Plumpton, East Sussex, Nigel. So you'll have to contact us through email, smoke signals, or Miss Cleo. We prefer Miss Cleo. NO SNAIL MAIL! We're not old, irrelevant geezers!
Check out our profile and pics and if you don't experience severe projectile vomiting we might just be your next right swipe (No idea what that means but it sounded edgy and hip and not entirely 100% desperate).
THE (accept no substitutes) Evildoers
Is there a small group of couples - - I would love to join a group of swingers.
A Swinger's Day at Disneyland - Saturday, January 27th - - Unofficial Swinger's Day at Disneyland
Saturday, January 27th 2007
We invite you and many of your "close" friends for a
"Swingers" Day at Disneyland.
park hours - 9:00am - 11:00pm
Cum when you desire... depart when you feel the "need"
Dinner - Storytellers Cafe - 6:45pm
Located in The Grand Californian across from the pool.
*NOTE*This is NOT a restaurant take over. Seating is open to the public,individual and on a first come first serve basis.. if you show up as a party of two.. you will be seated as a party of two.. party of four,seated as a party of four..
Please let us know if you would like to join us for dinner and we will add you to our priority seating reservation.
RSVP for dinner to us by Monday, January 22nd. We will be heading to dinner at 6:30pm. You are responsible for your own portion of the food bill and gratuity. Please come prepared.
****This is NOT a take over event. Each person is responsible for their own admission, lodging and food bills. Keep in mind that the parks are open to the general public and there will be people of all ages present.
Check Costco, Military and Educators for discount tickets.
Disneyland for their So Cal - discount rates.
Show us your as naughty as we are... wear BLACK or passionate PINKS.
Required info for swingers - - Yes a classic from CDI. He is fucking hilarious! Have you seen the Barbie/GI Joe vids he did? He also used to make theme vids for different LL parties. The one about N'awlins was too fucking funny! LOL
Why are there so many swingers from Utah? - - It's cause we're all polygamists and we each have at LEAST 7 wives but still aren't satisfied and want to fuck OTHER guys wives too. The parties here are totally CRAZY....there's like one guy for every 8 or 10 girls. The chicks HAVE to be bi just to get a little action and the guys are usually COMPLETELY worn out very early in the evening. Luckily Viagra is available OTC here and a lot of us have had those little pumps implanted in our willies so we can keep going...just like that Energizer bunny. If anyone wants, we can send the missionaries over to your house so YOU can get in on all the hot action...hey even if you don't want to join up you can probably have a little fun fucking with two totally horny 19 year old virgin boys who aren't allowed to touch girls or even masterbate for two years. If you have any questions just watch Big Love on HBO....it's TOTALLY 100% real and ALL the polyg wives are totally hot like his (NOBODY gives a BJ like Chole Sevigny!) and nobody ever has a "headache" cause they know that they won't get another "turn" for at least 2 or 3 days. Plus the skiing here is pretty good.
Evil
What's in Southern Utah? - - no that just sucks for you my wife has the problem of turning strait people into swingers LOL
YOLO Cruise April 26 2009 - swingers cruise - Hello everyone, coming from Georgia! Can't wait to start meeting everyone in person. Oh yeah, round of drinks and lap dances! We are driving in on Saturday and still trying to decide where to stay. Any suggestions?
So should this forum stay a part of Swingular?? - - I happen to like this Swingular forum, primarily for discussion other than the obvious topic of sex/swinging.
Why?
Because I enjoy discussing politics and other social issues. This forum provides the opportunity to do so with fellow swingers and, if I choose, use as much profanity as I
Kik group for UT swingers. - Contact me if your interested in joining a KIK group for Swingers - How do I join?
Sex vs. Guilt - Atheists have 'better sex lives than followers of religion who are plagued with guilt' - [quote=SEXPERIMENTORS]I hope the Admin doesn't mind this. If so, delete it. I found this interesting; a swingers site in Utah for Mormons.
http://www.sdc.com/utah-swingers/church-of-jesus-christ_lds-swingers-utah.html
Mr. Seperimentors[/quote]Oh you are in [size=200]SO[/size] much trouble. We've already dropped our membership here and joined the linked site. Well except for this last post. But that's it, dag-nab-it. [em]Emo_12[/em]
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