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What is better? - hard body or curves - that is the question - [quote=IndecentDuo][quote=TJ69NAZ]Curves are awesome! As long as the curves don't turn into rolls I think that is the sexiest body type. Hubby asked me to "relax" my workouts years back when I was getting a little too toned in his opinion. He said he missed the softness I had before when we cuddled. Now that I'm 48 it's not an issue anymore.[/quote]
Really? Rolls are a cardinal sin nowadays huh? Just FYI, everyone has rolls. Thin people, fit people, fat and in between people. It's skin. Just bc we've all been brainwashed by the western media to believe that thin is the ONLY form a beautiful body should take, doesn't mean that is truth. I am a bbw and a lot of swingers look down their noses at me in theory...yet I have met, played with and been pursued by thin, attractive people at various points in our swinging experience. It's not JUST about fitness. I find beauty in most forms of the human body, as many of us do. So for the OP, you are beautiful whichever way you feel most confident, regardless of your breast or butt size.
Tho I will agree, squats are where it's at! ;) [/quote]
Really? Opinions are a cardinal sin nowadays huh? Just FYI, everyone has opinions. I answered the OP's question in MY OPINION so unwad your panties.
MrsTj
Date for a party.... - - Hi all.
Sometimes we see an invitation for a party on this website. You see: Coming to xxxx this weekend? Please add a date for that weekend. Now you cannot see immediately if this weekend is history already.
A swingers hug from The Netherlands.
What do you like about swinging? - - 1) I just like bangin' lots of peeps!
2) It's a total ego trip that lots of people will actually fuck me.
3) It's a huge rush playing chicken with STD's.
4) I like playing relationship Russian Roulette.
5) I simply get bored fucking the same person all the time.
6) It's my way of thumbing my nose at Judeo-Christian values and morals.
7) Simple. I HATE paying for sex.
8) I feel like I owe it to humanity to share my rockin' bod.
9) I just like those little swinger meatballs in the Crock Pot at the buffet table.
10) Well...I don't have any other hobbies.
11) I like having a deep dark secret.
12) I don't have a hot tub and most swingers do.
13) I don't actually swing. I just tease people and lead them on then CRUSH their egos.
14) I like swinging because it momentarily decreases the crushing loneliness of my life.
15) It makes my pee pee (or vajayjay) feel good.
16) I like it cuz I wanna see if everyone else's junk looks the same as mine.
17) Mommy/daddy issues.
18) I bought a pallet of condoms at Costco and hate to waste money.
FWB Anyone...??? - Seeking FWB - Couple to Date - ^ We hear you. A long time ago we reached out to the OP to just chat, not even sure we were interested beyond that. We were promptly informed were not a match. LOL. We just appreciate that the OP responded. We also think it’s great that they know what they want. Nothing wrong there. The challenge is this is a LS site...they are not “Swingers.” They state this in their profile. They seem to want an exclusive relationship with another couple. Like a quad in polyamory. They seem to want to separately date the other spouse and have this 4 way relationship. I’m sure they will find it but it will be WAY harder than finding 2 unicorns to come play with you at the same time. What they seem to want isn’t what most of us think of as a FWB...it’s more of a poly thing. We truly wish them the best of luck, but it’s going to be tough for them. They probably could explain this more clearly in their profile and avoid having to reject all the Swingers contacting them from their posts on a swinger site. 😂
Saturday up North - who's out for fun in the ogden area tonight? - Dear smedine beep in the swingular system maybe... but I still am in clearfield utah, and still have the nasty!!!!! store and giving 50% off to swingular swingers today on all items.. and maybe free if things go well smiles if you know what I mean lol. so come see me and say hi so remember are friend at swingular 50% off thats one hell of a deal on adult toys...!!!!!! thanks luv all walt 801-525-1583 store phone....;)
Secret Swingers Club Ogden, UT - Clubs - Tonight’s password is another weird one… 🤪🤦♂️
Walk up to the security desk, motion like you’re casting a spell, and shout “ALAKAZAM” followed by either… “I came to hunt ham!” Or “I came to hunt clam!” depending on your preferred taste. 😂😂
We are wanting to host small intimate parties - - [quote=UTCPL]Wow, the amount of emails we have received I
think maybe we will just rent the convention
center. Whoever is interested send us an email.
also thinking maybe we should organize some kind
of regular play party & rent out a block of rooms
somewhere. Anybody want to talk about that mail us.
The whole idea was to get away from the meet n greet
& just do what everybody really wants & have a play
party. [/quote]
That sounds like what we've started doing here on this side of the river.
You want to come sit and BS that's fine. But we're going to get naked and do what real swingers do. Believe it or not, some people are actually shocked by that.
Why are there so many swingers from Utah? - - It's cause we're all polygamists and we each have at LEAST 7 wives but still aren't satisfied and want to fuck OTHER guys wives too. The parties here are totally CRAZY....there's like one guy for every 8 or 10 girls. The chicks HAVE to be bi just to get a little action and the guys are usually COMPLETELY worn out very early in the evening. Luckily Viagra is available OTC here and a lot of us have had those little pumps implanted in our willies so we can keep going...just like that Energizer bunny. If anyone wants, we can send the missionaries over to your house so YOU can get in on all the hot action...hey even if you don't want to join up you can probably have a little fun fucking with two totally horny 19 year old virgin boys who aren't allowed to touch girls or even masterbate for two years. If you have any questions just watch Big Love on HBO....it's TOTALLY 100% real and ALL the polyg wives are totally hot like his (NOBODY gives a BJ like Chole Sevigny!) and nobody ever has a "headache" cause they know that they won't get another "turn" for at least 2 or 3 days. Plus the skiing here is pretty good.
Evil
what the f#%@ was he thinking? - swingers still deserve respect - Agree with Cpl2... Just too many of them out there typing with one hand, so to speak, to worry about it. Click ignore, keep a smile on your face and move on. Life is to short to worry about people like that. Just remember,... while you are actually out making some fun new freindships... he's still parked at that keyboard wishing he had enough going for him to get a sniff of your life... not to mention your wife... lol ;)
where are the real people who want to swing - run into to many phonies - where the hell are all the real swingers at out there and how come it is so hard to find them
and where are the real down to earth ones who are not ken and barbie and looking for real people at.
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