I’ve heard from a close friend that a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying. Can anyone confirm of deny this?
WildCouple88 wrote:
I’ve heard from a close friend that a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying. Can anyone confirm of deny this?
Yes, their tears act like lube. And not just ANY lube. Like real high-end, top-shelf lube! But you have to be VERY careful. Lots of strippers wear body glitter and, as everyone knows, glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. You NEVER get rid of that shit. They could dig up your corpse a hundred years from now and know that you got a lap dance from a glitter-covered stripper. And it's not just tears and glitter you have to watch out for. Shabbily-built furniture is another hazard!
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Such a great song off of the Hooray for Boobies album...
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Such a great song off of the Hooray for Boobies album...
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...and yes it is