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we're looking for a fun bad-ass couple for friends with benefits. What makes you awesome?
Our stamina makes us awesome....we can play all night and morning!
We're awesome because we can honestly say that we've never brutally murdered and dismembered ANY of our lifestyle playmates...even tho some of them probably deserved it.
Ae are awesome because we have some of the best friends ever on here. ๐Ÿ˜
I'm awesome because I'm an active single female
Literally EVERYTHING! Well, to each other anyways. But what I'd really say is awesome about us is that we have no issues and basically no rules. We're open and honest. Helpful to those that are still learning in the lifestyle. Respectful to those that find their limits so they don't cross them. We're good at getting things started in those awkward situations when everyone's ready but afraid to make a move, without being pushy. And lastly, we're good at knowing when there is no connection and moving on without making others feel rejected. Oh, and we excel at writing long worded answers to a very simple topics. ;-)
EVILDOERS wrote:

We're awesome because we can honestly say that we've never brutally murdered and dismembered ANY of our lifestyle playmates...even tho some of them probably deserved it.



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We are awesome because we are the "Game Masters". We bring the sexy games and sexy ideas for activities that get the party started. We need some sexy couples to join us in a new game we want to try called "Spin the Wheel", where we tie up a lucky lady spread eagle on a wheel surrounded by others. We turn the wheel and the person who she stops in front of gets five minutes before we spin her again. Of course, we have easier and more tame games and ideas too.
We are awesome because we are swingers and enjoying life the fullest despite the shit it throws at you.
We are a unicorn couple!lol
We are awesome because we are both exceedingly charming and funny., and not to hard on the eyes. She is a (LS) unicorn, a bi "single female. (She currently doesn't have a primary partner.)
We are awesome because we surround ourselves with awesome people, and because Mrs. AandR is OMG sexy as hell.
We had this discussion today and one of the terms used was... we like to play for fun and pleasure with other couples we find interesting and attractive. We are good partners when we play because we give what they want and we get we we want most of the time. While our interactions are never equal its of no consequence because we still had fun and enjoyed ourselves and most of the time the other couple did also. We are not scared to make plans or say no thanks this is not for us. If we are interested we will contact you and if you want to meet great and if not, no problem. Our attitude toward swinging does not make us unique or stand out but when we play with others they want to repeat that experience, if thats what they are into and if not thats ok also. We are extremely friendly, honest, somewhat attractive and healthy...but most of all we know how to have a good time with no drama. We think that can be pretty awesome most of the time.
We are awesome because we have the full 12 inches , thatโ€™s right guys we have the biggest blackest box ( cards against humanity that is ) so if inches matter look us up . Weโ€™re up for all kinds of games ๐Ÿ˜œ.
COUPLE40 wrote:

We are awesome because we have the full 12 inches , thatโ€™s right guys we have the biggest blackest box ( cards against humanity that is ) so if inches matter look us up . Weโ€™re up for all kinds of games ๐Ÿ˜œ.


Pfffft! 12 inches?!!? This baby is almost SIXTEEN inches! You know you want summa THIS BBC!

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SOMEWHERENTIME wrote:

The Mrs is not your ordinary average 50ish girl and the Mr is not your ordinary average 50ish guy. Weโ€™re not for everyone, but weโ€™re classy, sexy, fit & fun! ๐Ÿ˜


They said they are looking for "bad ass friends" and yours is actually quite nice.
COUPLE40 wrote:

We are awesome because we have the full 12 inches , thatโ€™s right guys we have the biggest blackest box ( cards against humanity that is ) so if inches matter look us up . Weโ€™re up for all kinds of games ๐Ÿ˜œ.
We need a picture next to a remote or something so we can really understand the size :D!
Utahldscouple wrote:

COUPLE40 wrote:

We are awesome because we have the full 12 inches , thatโ€™s right guys we have the biggest blackest box ( cards against humanity that is ) so if inches matter look us up . Weโ€™re up for all kinds of games ๐Ÿ˜œ.
We need a picture next to a remote or something so we can really understand the size :D!
yeah, we actually make our own cards...seriously, we have the funniest set of cards in existence. We are totally going to hell, but I heard they have candy there so Iโ€™m getting a little excited about it.
"If you're pretty you're pretty but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving Otherwise it's just congratulations about your face"


John Mayer


Maybe we can all be awesome and beautiful! Maybe we all should be awesome and beautiful!
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:

"If you're pretty you're pretty but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving Otherwise it's just congratulations about your face"
John Mayer
Maybe we can all be awesome and beautiful! Maybe we all should be awesome and beautiful!


Yeah agree with that one
this is fun to read.
Hell yeah, you all sound awesome
We can totally out snowboard you! Haha that's what makes us awesome๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
our versatility, and ability to adapt to different types of sexy and situations makes us awesome. being courteous kind and respectful gets us a long way. or sometimes you just want to be taken and pleasured in the moment, we are all sexy and have something to add and don't always have the same desire or want the same experience every time so being able to read the situation and go with the vibe. also the better half says my cock is pretty awesome. I guess you'll have to judge that for yourself
We're awesome because we have ALL our teeth (keep em in a jar by the bed) . . . she ALWAYS takes hers out before giving head. We stand by Evil's comment . . . neither have we (kilt anyone . . . not deliberately at least, and DEFINITELY never dismembered them). We do NOT own a 12-inch or any other sized black cock (although that WOULD be awesome lol). When you are at the bottom of the gene pool like us (both recessive blnd hair/blue eyed) there isn't room for a lot of variety . . . but we respect it in others. Keep being awesome people!
Seems to be a lot of awesome fun couples on here ๐Ÿ˜
On, I forgot. Another thing that makes me awesome is that I have a large questionable growth on my right buttocks that looks EXACTLY like The King, sittin' on the toilet on that fateful day. RIP Elvis!
We have that little extra love to give, with all the laughs and drinks you can handle. Plus we have a spare bedroom! ๐Ÿ˜‰
Iโ€™m left handed ๐Ÿค“
My high Emotional Intelligence (EQ)... thats a guess but an educated one. LOL.
My eclectic approach to live,being make to live in some of the best cities in the world and my down to earth approach. Love fitness and manners
We are awesome because we to have sex and play. Not to be rude but we have a ton of friends. We want couple who wants to play.
We are awesome because we to have sex and play. Not to be rude but we have a ton of friends. We want couple who wants to play.
Honestly, can't think of a thing.
Always fall short of the mark.
We had a threesome with this guy and he said we were awesome!
โ€œWhat Makes You Awesome?โ€
Itโ€™s for us to know and you to find out. ๐Ÿ˜‰
That we are an open minded free spirited couple with a desire to live! And have sex, Lots of sex.
We're laid back, fun, not flaky, and believe in open communication. We enjoy company and sex as well.
My kik name John awesome ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
Like it says in our profile, people feel comfortable around us. I think we have just the right amount of warmth, genuineness, self-deprecating humor, compassion, affection, and mafia connections to endear you very quickly.

Weโ€™re also pretty good at sex.

Weโ€™ve made some wonderful friends in this lifestyle and are open to more. Hit us up!