We're looking for a nude photographer to take some photos of us. Must be female, between the ages of 18 and 29, hot as hell, and look amazing nude (insatiably horny is a plus). Owning a camera and/or having any knowledge whatsoever about photography is completely optional. 
Lol when you're serious about getting professional pictures taken I am a photographer. Not 18-29 (neither are you) only look ok nude and my hornyness doesn't matter cuz I won't be fucking you just shooting you.
-female half
-female half
No worries. Ms. Evil said Santa is bringing me a selfie stick for my phone for Xmas so I guess we don't need a photographer after all. But we still need the 18-29-year-old nymphomaniac. Maybe a cutie from Santa's VERY NAUGHTY list?
Bravo.
Oh boy, do I have the photographer for you..
https://petapixel.com/2018/11/27/wedding-photographer-had-sex-with-a-guest-and-peed-on-a-tree-sheriff/
https://petapixel.com/2018/11/27/wedding-photographer-had-sex-with-a-guest-and-peed-on-a-tree-sheriff/
FIT4LIFE wrote:
Jim> meet Evil...Evil> Jim
There, that's better !
Hmmmm will he also give me a tantric massage and/or do some handyman shit around my house? I mean if I'm not gonna get lucky with a hot 18-29-year-old nympho I might as well get somebody to clean my garage or fix some holes in the drywall.
And just to be clear, I posted this little bit of satire back in SEPTEMBER! Jesus Gerrymandering Christ...I guess we know how Donnie Two Scoops got elected! NO COLLUSION! 
Well I just wanted to be sure if you were actually wanting a session that my services as a female photographer are available. Haha, my services as a fuck thing however.. Less available. Unless the dudes hot and hung.
-female half
-female half
ALLWENEEDISU wrote:
Well I just wanted to be sure if you were actually wanting a session that my services as a female photographer are available. Haha, my services as a fuck thing however.. Less available. Unless the dudes hot and hung.
-female half
As they should be!
Lets see now September,October,November,December! Is That Right?