So based on another thread and a little quick and dirty research, we decided to test out the efficacy of publicly displaying obvious signs of a person in the LS to attract other members of the LS.
At an undisclosed location in Harmon’s, in the District, in South Jordan 🤫 I loaded a grocery cart with swinger swag. See attached photo. I chose to do this on a Sunday afternoon to filter out more vanillas AND wore a black ring on my right hand, wedding ring on my left. Results: A few weird looks and no LS comments. We’ll retry this at another Harmon’s in Swingerville. AKA: Draper.
Help us out peeps, where is the flaw in our experiment? 🤪 More 🍍 maybe?
Oh and the unicorn cereal tastes like rainbow cupcake batter. Big hit with our little girl. 🤢
At an undisclosed location in Harmon’s, in the District, in South Jordan 🤫 I loaded a grocery cart with swinger swag. See attached photo. I chose to do this on a Sunday afternoon to filter out more vanillas AND wore a black ring on my right hand, wedding ring on my left. Results: A few weird looks and no LS comments. We’ll retry this at another Harmon’s in Swingerville. AKA: Draper.
Help us out peeps, where is the flaw in our experiment? 🤪 More 🍍 maybe?
Oh and the unicorn cereal tastes like rainbow cupcake batter. Big hit with our little girl. 🤢
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That’s freaking hilarious! If we’d been out and about we would have commented for sure! Maybe you should pack a rope to make a sling. Set a trap in the store. And film the catch! Make sure that check vitals and get good measurements before releasing them back in to their natural habitat! Lol. Would have loved to stumble upon this grocery cart
😂😂😂 I would have said something for sure!! Perhaps .........what you like another unicorn!🦄 here I am!🦄
Would
Love your sense of humor, smartflirts. I'd have crawled into your basket while you weren't looking. You'd-a turned around and been asking "who the hell put THAT in my basket?" And I'd have been hoping that there was some kinda rule that once it's in the basket, ya gotta take it home! 
😂😂😂 keep up the good work 👍🏻
Rookie mistakes. It only works if you wear black rings on ALL your fingers...and on all your toes just to be safe. Oh, and maybe try someplace heathens are more likely to shop like Whole Foods or Trader Joes. Are you sure you were wearing your ankle braclet denoting that you're a hotwife (or hot husband as the case may be)? And Sunday afternoons ALL good swingers are home taking a nap after being up WAY too late the night before!
Wouldn't hurt to throw a couple of packages of Magnum condoms in the cart either. Right on top where they're easily seen.
Wouldn't hurt to throw a couple of packages of Magnum condoms in the cart either. Right on top where they're easily seen.
Lol. I think about 9months ago a couple asked me some questions about pineapples in a cart and if I knew what it meant.. I said nope and really did not.. now that I am here and woke it all makes so much sense.
I think the pineapple in the physical cart is interesting BUT having a pineapple in the cart conversation and showing a picture of pineapple in the cart may also be more interesting and effective.. and when it comes to pineapple in the cart.. lol. I am pretty sure I can construct a few open ended comments and reply seeking questions
I think the pineapple in the physical cart is interesting BUT having a pineapple in the cart conversation and showing a picture of pineapple in the cart may also be more interesting and effective.. and when it comes to pineapple in the cart.. lol. I am pretty sure I can construct a few open ended comments and reply seeking questions
This is so funny. You two are hilarious. I hope this catches on. I want to be at the store when 2 or more couples are trying this and see them all run into each other.
It looks like you have it all covered. I wish I could suggest something more to add to your trap. 60 bottles of lube??
-C
It looks like you have it all covered. I wish I could suggest something more to add to your trap. 60 bottles of lube??
-C
Hahahaha I love it. One cart for some bait and one for groceries should get plenty of attention.
We think we saw you but did not make the connection until later and we laughed and laughed.
unicorn bait won't tell lure me in
Awesome replies, thank you. 👏🏼
Doubters, pleazzze...I’m going to place a bowl of this stuff and a pineapple in my front yard, set-up a trail cam on it and catch all the unicorns coming in...and thirsty couples! might play a little Avicii or something to call them in from afar.
You wait...more to come!
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Doubters, pleazzze...I’m going to place a bowl of this stuff and a pineapple in my front yard, set-up a trail cam on it and catch all the unicorns coming in...and thirsty couples!
might play a little Avicii or something to call them in from afar. You wait...more to come!
insta: @edm.lyfe
Kik: AMGCouple
That’s our Harmon’s. We have had encounters with swingers there. And I will tell you, it’s ALWAYS awkward. People tend to freak the fuck out when you try to mix sex and groceries.
Here’s my advice. Have a very community neutral back story on deck for how you know them. For example, “Hey remember I met you at the parade or golf course.” Less effective is, “Have we had sex?” “And if so, was it any good?”
Or in M’s case, “ remember when I tried to write “ya-boom” on your butt with a green marker at a party once?” 😉
Here’s my advice. Have a very community neutral back story on deck for how you know them. For example, “Hey remember I met you at the parade or golf course.” Less effective is, “Have we had sex?” “And if so, was it any good?”
Or in M’s case, “ remember when I tried to write “ya-boom” on your butt with a green marker at a party once?” 😉
Smartflirts wrote:
So based on another thread and a little quick and dirty research, we decided to test out the efficacy of publicly displaying obvious signs of a person in the LS to attract other members of the LS.
At an undisclosed location in Harmon’s, in the District, in South Jordan 🤫 I loaded a grocery cart with swinger swag. See attached photo. I chose to do this on a Sunday afternoon to filter out more vanillas AND wore a black ring on my right hand, wedding ring on my left. Results: A few weird looks and no LS comments. We’ll retry this at another Harmon’s in Swingerville. AKA: Draper.
Help us out peeps, where is the flaw in our experiment? 🤪 More 🍍 maybe?
Oh and the unicorn cereal tastes like rainbow cupcake batter. Big hit with our little girl. 🤢
Perhaps we need to "bump" into each other and say "hello!" When is the next "experiment?" We'll be there. That would be awesome and full of laughs! We'd be the only ones in the store to get it.
Here unicorn, unicorn, unicorn...
I totally would have followed that cart... but I love Target
Color me stupid but the only part that made sense to us is the unicorn. Still don't understand the lucky charms or the pineapple
1SEXYCOUPLE4U269 wrote:
Color me stupid but the only part that made sense to us is the unicorn. Still don't understand the lucky charms or the pineapple
Maybe they're into midget sex...okay, technically leprechaun sex. No judgments.
So should I put a pineapple on our porch tonight? Try to turn a mostly vanilla party into something more.
1SexyCouple, look more closely at the Lucky Charms...this variety is EXTRA magically delicious! Google, “Pineapple Swingers.” You’ll sleep better tonight now that you know this stuff...and you’ll never grocery shop the same way again. 😂
Unicorns are real...I had them in the palm of my hand!
Unicorns are real...I had them in the palm of my hand!
As a shy 🦄 this would be very helpful in letting me know which couples are safe to eye fuck in public . Haha.
This is what I just happened to wear to the gym today and I went to the bank with my daughter. The manager had to come over and assist the teller where we were she commented on my shirt and said nice shirt and said thank you she went away came back very friendly talking about our transaction and then said nice black ring we both smiled at each other with an extra Sparkle in our eyes. So it does work sometimes we're just in a situation where we couldn't take it anywhere from there.🤔
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The unicorn bait would have definitely caught my eye.
We should think about doing a grocery store TAKEOVER! Everyone meet at ______ grocery store at this time and place an upside down pineapple and unicorn cereal in your cart! LOL...so nerdy...we should do it. How funny would that be. We’d totally do it!
Glad people like the post...sometimes these forums (okay most of the time...) are so boring. We all need a little levity. Plus there are so many quirky funny things about the LS. We are trying to have more fun with it and even poke fun at ourselves. We are also trying to get a good following of LS folks on Instagram so we can start sharing fun things to do you n the SLC area and hopefully create some informal weekend gatherings at local clubs and stuff. Follow us on Insta @edm.lyfe. It’s a private account not but as long as you aren’t our family or friends with our family we will accept your request to follow us.
Smartflirts wrote:
Glad people like the post...sometimes these forums (okay most of the time...) are so boring. We all need a little levity. Plus there are so many quirky funny things about the LS. We are trying to have more fun with it and even poke fun at ourselves. We are also trying to get a good following of LS folks on Instagram so we can start sharing fun things to do you n the SLC area and hopefully create some informal weekend gatherings at local clubs and stuff. Follow us on Insta @edm.lyfe. It’s a private account not but as long as you aren’t our family or friends with our family we will accept your request to follow us.
Is it just us or are we seeing the swingerfication of the world? Check out these unicorn pics. We could take new pics like these almost every day...even pineapples, they’re everywhere. It’s the swingpocalypse! So funny!
Really? Do they even know?
These were stacked together...what are the odds?
Try going into a Claire’s and not laugh at all the unicorn stuff!
Now we’re even eating their waste? You can tell this is fake by the lack of sparkles and glitter. Pffft...nice try Roosters!
Holy hell. You made my day. Roflmao. 😂🤣😂🤣
Swingular should make little unicorn and pineapple stickers. We could slap them on the lift poles at all the ski resorts, tag other places, and leave them in our bedroom windows...kinda like the stickers to identify safe houses and kids bedrooms for first responders. MONEY! We want a small royalty if you do it.
Halloween is coming up soon
People have tried many ways to signal to others, I think they work but others may be apprehensive to approach me. I do get a lot of smiles.
Smartflirts wrote:
Glad people like the post...sometimes these forums (okay most of the time...) are so boring. We all need a little levity. Plus there are so many quirky funny things about the LS. We are trying to have more fun with it and even poke fun at ourselves. We are also trying to get a good following of LS folks on Instagram so we can start sharing fun things to do you n the SLC area and hopefully create some informal weekend gatherings at local clubs and stuff. Follow us on Insta @edm.lyfe. It’s a private account not but as long as you aren’t our family or friends with our family we will accept your request to follow us.
Smartflirts thanks for finally bringing some life to these forums. This has been fun to follow. Keep it coming 😂
Yes, I have been laughing my ass off reading all this. I shop at the District Harmon’s frequently just to “notice” anyone. I also work at the Lowe’s in Riv and notice a few of us on occasion.
We haven’t been very active since last year on here because of a “VERY” pushy individual.
We like to go dancing and get know people and have drinks, the wife is still a little apprehensive but loves to flirt and be sexy.
We usually go to the Cliffhouse in Draper on Saturday nights if anyone wants to meet up in a classy environment.
The Harmon’s in Draper does have some sexy peeps.
Have thought about doing one of their cooking classes, does anyone want to meet up for that?
Smartflirts, this has been a fun thread, cya at Lowe’s when you come in next 👍
We haven’t been very active since last year on here because of a “VERY” pushy individual.
We like to go dancing and get know people and have drinks, the wife is still a little apprehensive but loves to flirt and be sexy.
We usually go to the Cliffhouse in Draper on Saturday nights if anyone wants to meet up in a classy environment.
The Harmon’s in Draper does have some sexy peeps.
Have thought about doing one of their cooking classes, does anyone want to meet up for that?
Smartflirts, this has been a fun thread, cya at Lowe’s when you come in next 👍
Found these while we were picking a few things up at walmart today.
I’ve been wearing the black ring for years all around the US and some foreign counties. Not a thing, no questions or looks.
Same here mtnplay, had ours for years....no comments
Im still a newbee, and could some one explain the pinapple? And what is kik? Thx so much. Im off to buy black rings, bracelets and a pinapple lol.
Hopefully Ill get initiated...
Hopefully Ill get initiated...
Himheryou wrote:
Im still a newbee, and could some one explain the pinapple? And what is kik? Thx so much. Im off to buy black rings, bracelets and a pinapple lol.
Hopefully Ill get initiated...
Don't forget about
Lawn gnomes
2 pink flamingos
White yard gravel and
Pineapple doorbell ringer
Just watched a tom and bunny YouTube video about stereotypical swinger signs on my way into work today and seen this thread. But the items you and others described are thingd that people/websites came up with as a way to make it easier to find other swinger couples in public. Though most of these are unsubstantiated, it's still a fun topic nonetheless. And kik, though I'm not an expert for we're still quite new as well, I believe is a chat service (like messenger). But I too, would like some more info on kik.
Now, a question I have is, why don't people ever utilize the Swingular chat? Me and Lady Fire try and get to talk with people to become more comfortable/familiar with the life style but there's literally never been a single person in the chat room in the few months we've been on here (at the time we're logged in of course).
MTNPLAY wrote:
I’ve been wearing the black ring for years all around the US and some foreign counties. Not a thing, no questions or looks.
I here ya, I've also been wearing a solid black ring (or as seen now a black w/ silver stripe) for a while and also never had any questions or looks. I believe the black ring is more of a mainstream thing nowadays.
Funny as hell. But remember, you have to use the right bait at the right time of year.
Or you could just go basics...
Or you could just go basics...
So I see the posts with the black ring and the comments that you have worn them that way for years with no luck.
May I point out that you have them on the wrong hand. In the lifestyle the black ring goes in your right hand. People probably just think your marries with a job that won’t let you wear gold 😂
May I point out that you have them on the wrong hand. In the lifestyle the black ring goes in your right hand. People probably just think your marries with a job that won’t let you wear gold 😂
Unicorns are so fun
Met three unicorns at a party last weekend. Didn’t think they existed until then.
I hear seeing one is rare, but an orgy (more than one) of unicorn makes us think it was a dream or someone spiked the brownies.
I hear seeing one is rare, but an orgy (more than one) of unicorn makes us think it was a dream or someone spiked the brownies.
1404allin wrote:
So I see the posts with the black ring and the comments that you have worn them that way for years with no luck.
May I point out that you have them on the wrong hand. In the lifestyle the black ring goes in your right hand. People probably just think your marries with a job that won’t let you wear gold 😂
Haha, it just feels too weird wearing it on the right hand. And I can wear gold but a gold rubber/silicon band doesn't look that good so I just stick w/ black and/or silver. You don't want a hard material that has a higher breaking point than your finger in my line of work.
Sofutosuwappu wrote:
Met three unicorns at a party last weekend. Didn’t think they existed until then.
I hear seeing one is rare, but an orgy (more than one) of unicorn makes us think it was a dream or someone spiked the brownies.
Our bad... More than one unicorn is called a “blessing” not an “orgy”
No unicorn bait to be seen at Vasa in AF, Utah... Guess we should bring some.
Just put the gold pineapple on the rear window of the motorhome. Let you know how it goes. Lol
Wtf?
Hell I been playing with an LS couple. Just have to use the right bait.
That moment when you interact with this post and then jump over to Tinder only to find a potential date wearing a pineapple t-shirt. Lol. You can't make this stuff up!
Stopped at the Draper, UT Harmon’s today. Searched and searched. No sign of any LS folk.
Did find some yummy Bread Cheese and Goat Cheese. Is there such a thing as unicorn cheese? Anyone ever milk a unicorn?
Did find some yummy Bread Cheese and Goat Cheese. Is there such a thing as unicorn cheese? Anyone ever milk a unicorn?